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Jim is a regular sized man

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Gene Hackman in Night Moves (1975). Forklift certified. He/Him. patreon.com/jimmello

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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bit into a Kit Kat that was straight chocolate no wafer RFK has to be stopped
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weirdest, most beautiful thing happened the other day
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weirdest, most beautiful thing happened the other day
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6 days until rent and bills are due and I'm still $1800 short of my goal! Please help!
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy wearing a be ungovernable t-shirt trying to sell my shop card binders with AI art on the cover. The most governable bitch alive
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning to the AL East division winners the Tampa Bay Rays only
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September 22nd.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September 22nd.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if my choice of baseball team two years ago hadn’t just been out of hometown/Florida loyalty, I would still choose the Rays. Underdogs with a lineup of workers who know how to get on base, know how to make things happen out there, late career comeback pitchers, incredible defense. A dream team
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Insane to go from not giving a shit about a single sport or team to if the 2026 Tampa Bay Rays, a genuinely great baseball team, choke during the playoffs I will be destroyed both body and soul in less than two years
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me, slapping the roof of a used car: this baby has the power of 300 horses car boss, taking me to the side: you can’t keep saying it like that
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
soft launching middle-age this morning by carrying my laptop around to listen/watch Ken Burns’s Baseball while making sure all the cabinets in the house are clean
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*to the tune of Rob Zombie’s Dragula* dig through the ditches and dig through the ditches and dig through the ditches it’s World War I
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday (Wrote this in March and only decided I liked the language of it now).
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*yelling at the DJ* can you please play “Promentory” by Trevor Jones from The Last of the Mohicans score please
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday (Wrote this in March and only decided I liked the language of it now).
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heard someone say they were the mother of a 4 year old little boy and really want to meet the mother of a 4 year old large man
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Poem time
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Poem time
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please lord let the Rays take it all we are so sincere and kind
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do love the idea of the first person in the Warner bros writer’s room who was like “what if the roadrunner thought the coyote was his silly friend the whole time?” and everyone starts crying
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes I remember that Amanda Knox of Italian murder trial fame followed me for my last year on twitter and regularly engaged with my Star Wars tweets. this has to mean something, god
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the time of the year I start thinking about the kid reading Sartre’s No Exit in Friday the 13th Part 6
A still from Friday the 13th Part 6 where a child is asleep in her camping bunk with Jean Paul Sartre’s No Exit propped open on her chest
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Friday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Friday
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*speaking to my future wife* can you go wacky on it zany style please
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*speaking to my future wife* can you go wacky on it zany style please
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
requesting people’s relationship status on Venmo
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chandler Simpson quietly one of the best players in baseball. Love that man
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Asked ai to make a grocery list for me and it just keeps listing Lunchables w/extra glass over and over again
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had a dream where I met Elliot Gould and we were the same height and when I woke up I was excited to let everyone know that the hottest man to ever live, Elliot Gould in The Long Goodbye, was a 5’9 king only to google it and find out he’s 6’3
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One from last week I forgot to post
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Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Please help Alaa and her family if you can
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have never watched a single Hasan Piker stream nor do I find his politics especially radical or inspiring but all the same any Democrat condemning him can be read as pro-genocide, anti-healthcare, pro-ICE and not a single one deserves a vote from someone who has a soul.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thinking on this further, the closest adjacent feeling to a Rockies win is when a toddler puts together the vague form of a race car with Duplo blocks and wants to show it to you
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My first year of loving baseball was positive and about having fun while wondering how people develop deep-seated animosity and rage towards other teams and their fans over a game and my second year has been about developing deep-seated animosity and profound rage towards other teams and their fans
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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 24/08/2026
We’ve only had a couple donations in the past two weeks. Would really love to stop worrying about this as we head into the Fall and (hopefully) begin working on gift baskets for the kids in the hospital. Share, donate, share again. gofund.me/322777173
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just know that if you’re anti-trans and mourning Dolly Parton’s death today, she would have thought you were a fucking loser
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Genuinely thought she’d outlive us all
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love how every episode description on streaming platforms is like: Todd has to make a decision. Angela finds out a secret. Oscar takes up hamboning to relieve stress from work.
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