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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
los angeles can should must and will blow up the sun mr show edit bob odenkirk david cross HBO
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
huh!
ben affleck himself
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLLY-WOOOOOOD
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
los angeles weekly forecast.
martin scorsese’s casino as los angeles heatwave hell on earth
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
mitch mcConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled tweet
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
jason statham looks like SHIT
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it is 1997, i am watching FACE/OFF in the theatre. i want castor troy’s wardrobe. it is 2026, i am watching FACE/OFF on pluto TV. i want castor troy’s wardrobe.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yes hello, bongo! a conpilation from the past couple of weeks.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
logging onto this website because i was DMed by a couple of mutuals pointing me to the thread of an insane person referencing old testament drama??
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
we were never that close. blasting ancient dirty laundry to your platform here is equal parts pathetic and sad, and you are no better than the people you are maligning 13 years later. move forward with your life.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
girl, get my fucking name out of your mouth. i stopped talking to you because you wouldn’t let go of the idea that things changed since college and you made me be a bridesmaid at gunpoint. your MOH also stopped speaking to you, remember her? similar vibes.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ooooh
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i hate alamo but have faith they won't convert the dome for their reddit-ass experience because it's a historic landmark etc., what would REALLY rock is if they also didn't renovate arclight theaters for in-movie service and made you meet up early at the original bar/restaurant like grown-ups
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
now watching.
sex lies and videotape
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
it’s remarkable!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
in observance of the holiday i’m watching A Few Good Men for the first time… very funny to make Cruise a Boston bro when he is so clearly from New Jersey
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
rainbow capitalism is getting very abstract!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
UGH
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
they should’ve left E.T. to die in the river
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i went into it knowing nothing save for that the series finale is really highly regarded, but no detail beyond that. real good shit.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
rico was my least favourite character honestly, dude was such an arrogant prick like 90% of the time hahaha. loved the actor though! he was fantastic.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i’d never seen it before, but one of my friends really loves it and highly recommended. it has some wonky bits and writing that didn’t exactly land all the time for me but that’s to be expected. i’m around claire’s age during the show airing/show timeline!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
yeah that’s a tough show to end and they really fucking nailed it. incredibly so.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
watched the entirety of six feet under for the very first time, and holy goddamn. TELEVISION! now i am starting a LOST rewatch for the first time since pando, for i am a masochist.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
chuck norris has been executed by iran
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
goodfellas june 11
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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tim Cook has been a disaster for Apple 🤷🏻‍♀️
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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@1026pm.bsky.social I always get a kick when this shows up somewhere.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
HAHA
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
if someone told me justin theroux hangs dong in six feet under, i would’ve watched it FUCKIN YEARS AGO
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
yes hello, bongo!
black cat, sexy bedroom
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
incognito errand woman(tm)
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
treating this as elder abuse à la stan lee.
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
THE 2028 LOS ANGELES OLYMPICS!!!!!
5 x john travolta beret time
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
fuck AI
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MST3Katie @mst3katie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
McHale’s Navy (1997) is a dumb, mostly forgettable movie but it has a few things going for it: - Bruce Campbell being *ridiculously* gorgeous - Tim Curry playing a delightfully hammy villain - the real US Navy refusing to aid production efforts cuz the movie wasn’t a good “recruitment picture”
Bruce Campbell holding a cigar and lounging around on an island while wearing a US Naval uniform in the movie McHale’s Navy (1997)Tim Curry standing on a cliff wearing sunglasses and all black clothes while screaming and holding a riding crop over his head in the movie McHale’s Navy (1997)Screencap from a 1996 Variety article:

GOOD MORNING: Mebbe they should call it, “McHale’s Mexican Navy”? The U.S. Navy nixed cooperation on the Universal-Bubble Factory’s bigscreen version of its 1962-66 hit sitcom. “They (the U.S. Navy) thought it wasn’t a ‘Top Gun’ recruitment picture,” exec producer Lance Hool told me from the Barra de Navidad location south of Puerto Vallarta. “We got a lot of cooperation from the Mexican Navy,” Hool added. “But we had to build (salvaged) PT boats from the ground up.”
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
now watching. correcting a blindspot!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
thinking about THIEF again.
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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
lucasfilm: yeah yeah we’re thinking we’d like to do more Kurosawa in space the chad Tony Gilroy, High and Low pilled: yeah like sweaty, desperate people in offices lucasfilm: no— the chad Tony Gilroy: just the most pathetic people alive arguing
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gents, it’s time for robin williams summer. let those thighs FLY
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
eyyyyy
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
rest in piss, you racist fuck!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
thank god we’re back in hollywood, where people treat each other right!!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
you fuckin stupid or what??
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
your bangs always look good!!
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vm ✨ @1026pm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you can wear whatever you want to the grocery store! it’s not illegal (yet)!!
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In a world of changing values, one piece of advice remains constant:
A metallic foil tray, with
"Always
Support
The
Bottom"
embossed in the base.
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Read theory:
[[Roast Beef is wearing a raccoon-skin hat and holds a telescope.]] Ray: Hoo-oooo! Ray: Boss kaleidoscope, Beef! Roast Beef: Man I was digging through all my old kid stuff in the attic this morning man Roast Beef: Check this thing out [[Ray looks through the telescope.]] Ray: Ha ha! Ray: With that coonskin cap on, you look like you're 69ing with the dudes from ABBA! Roast Beef: Three dudes can't 69 man think about it Ray: Actually, they can. Ray: It's called the Isosceles Lock. [[A projector screen opens from the ceiling.]] [[The lights dim and a diagram of the Isosceles Lock appears on the projector screen.]] Ray: Invented by the dudes from ABBA, the Isosceles Lock has revolutionized...
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