Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We certainly hope MAGA isn’t gullible enough to believe Trump’s latest promise of a $5,000 check. We’ve heard this routine before with the DOGE “dividend” checks and tariff rebate checks that never showed up. 1561355281
Bonez Glass @bonezglass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They’ve swallowed all the lies so far and continue to say “please sir we want some more” 000
Fluffy Xenomorph @fluffyxenomorph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are absolutely stupid enough. A lot of people are. I'm better it will buy him votes. But he won't pay, never does. Always get cash up front with trump. 000
Lucy’s Mom @lucysmominaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The checks showed up… they were never meant for us. See, we paid the tariffs, and the corporations got the rebates. 000
emily @meowmisfit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They’re not. They believe it. All of it. They are that fucking stupid. 000
E Pluribus Unum curmudgeon56 @yukonjack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026MAGA God has a penis and an asshole called Trump. 010
A Whisp of Whelm @erikswartz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are the true kings of wanting something for nothing. 000
Richard Warnick @rwarnick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people." --H.L. Mencken, 1926 010
Eliana @otrodia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026bsky.app/profile/bruc...Bruce Little@brucedlittle.bsky.socialHe's now resorting to trying to buy the election. Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.” 000
Mr Bill 😯 @mrbill420.bsky.social · 10/09/2026#10/17/26_no_kings @mrbill420.bsky.social @bluesky.app #epstein_arch #epstein_ballroom #israel_mossad_epstein #trump_epstein_files #idaho_gop_pedophiles #djt8647 ⚰️🪦 #djt2547 #impeach_trump #defund_ice #no_wars #pedophile_trump #felon_trump #rapist_trump #epstein_pimp_melania #barron_jeffery_trump 000
regnadkcin.bsky.social @regnadkcin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026youtu.be/5ArrYBP8YMk?...youtu.beThe Trillion Dollor BribeYouTube video by Jonathan Pie 000
Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The pathetic desperation of this move only tells us that he knows that they're in trouble. Anyone who actually believes him is beyond help. 261
kayco51.bsky.social @kayco51.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yes that gullible b/c still believe everything is Biden’s fault& think gas prices are lower now. also only watch Faux News. don’t think that the news would ever lie to them. They wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped them in the face&if the truth got so close to their brain, wouldn’t believe it. 011
Arnie Arnesen @nharnie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026well the refunds did show up but not in the wallets of consumers itep.org/trump-tariff...itep.orgThe Biggest Winners from Trump’s Tariff Refunds are Big CorporationsThe Trump administration has been forced to pay out over $100 billion from illegal tariffs, and the biggest winners from these tariff refunds have been big corporations. 010
hrankowest.bsky.social @hrankowest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And if they are able to cut checks when they’re in power, why aren’t they doing it already, when they are in power? 110
call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 11/09/2026..."We certainly hope MAGA isn’t gullible enough to believe Trump’s...." HEY! They're MAGAts. Cousin fucking mouth breathers with the same exact comprehension power of a small soap dish. That being said, I enjoyed the laugh, thanks 000
cbear3.bsky.social @cbear3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They can add it to their DOGE and tariff dividend checks, as well as the lower gas, groceries, and energy prices that he promised them 2 years ago. 061
🏳️🌈🐈⬛🌱🌎 Michael B ❌👑 @broderick-m.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh but they ARE that gullible and stupid. They have proven that over and over again 🙄 000
mapedencoviello.bsky.social @mapedencoviello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hope, yes, but don’t count on it. 000
Miguel Fitz @intothewall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You clearly underestimate how stupid those people are. 020
lindsaybussau.bsky.social @lindsaybussau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As a wise man once said: "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again" In summary, there seem to be plenty of fools. 000
wags @prowags.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think anyone who believes that ridiculous, illegal lie is going to vote Republican anyway. Anyone who is still undecided won't believe it and HOPEFULLY be turned off by such an audacious lie. Of course, it may cause some Trump fans to vote that may have stayed home in a midterm. 000
Concert Whore @concertwhore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are very stupid people, so they believe, everyone else knows it’s a complete lie. Shit man is corrupt and a liar 000
Which Side Are YOU On? @chillaxingmyshit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Here's a proposition. Let's promise that all American adults will give him $5,000 tomorrow if he simple resigns today. We'll keep our promises just as he has. 010
NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am sorry to disappoint you. It is a sad reality. They will believe it. They did last time and have learned nothing 010
Nobody Is Above The Law @nobodyabovethelaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I 100% guarantee there is a MAGA idiot somewhere in the country TODAY who is spending $5,000 he/she doesn’t have in the belief Dotard is going to sending out checks. 010
Bryan Sorohan @bsorohan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Hope MAGA isn’t gullible" is a pretty risky proposition at best. 010
🦋Kepi1107 @kepi1107.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🦋 Of course they're that gullible!! They believed all his lies that got him reelected. They're still waiting for all of those payouts....and they're adding the ones Trump promised yesterday and today to those as well. Hopefully, they're waiting...static.klipy.comAgnes from Despicable Me: Serious FaceAlt: Agnes from Despicable Me: Serious Face 010
Terre @terredonoghue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A complete failure as people. No decency, humanity or compassion for people. That’s why we’re in this place to begin with. Unmitigated and profound laziness, ignorance and complete disregard for any modicum of integrity and honesty are the core values of MAGA’s. YES, they ARE stupid enough! 000
Terry Scott @terry-scott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You can believe him this time because Canada is going to pay for it. 000
LBP @ldbp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Of course they are. Seeing a lot of them already buying in to the $9000/kid per yr thing he mentioned. But also socialism, according to them, is the root of all evil. 090
zensenjutsu.bsky.social @zensenjutsu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The hardcore cult base is gullible enough. Hell, they will vote straight MAGAt Republican because they're unable or unwilling to admit that they are wrong. They would rather suffer and own the libs. Cockroaches voting for the insecticide. 030
🇺🇸 Radicalized @truthseekercg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tariff refund checks went out- only for businesses cuz trickle down I guess Is anything trickling? 000
Rafe Culpin @rafeculpin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I expect he'll collect (at least some of) the money somehow. But the actual distribution will be unfortunately delayed by the money accidentally slipping into his own bank account. 010
SAM @samierens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🚨 Alert 🚨 Got this phishing text, no doubt it’s a scammer!!!!! 000
Ben Franklin’s ghost @ben-franklin-ghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026MAGA isn’t the concern - they’re already past Hope. It’s the MAGA-adjacent and independents that need to think. 020
Barry Jones @nogbad666.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope so too, but remember we're talking about people who put bandages on their ears "in solidarity" with Trump after he wasn't shot in Butler. MAGA gullibility is VERY deep! 110
K7 @k7sniper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comCnft Cult South Park ChantingALT: Cnft Cult South Park Chanting 010
notrite132.bsky.social @notrite132.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Glad I didn't spend it before it came. Cause its never came. And I shopped today at Walmart, and NO, they didn't lower prices on a DAMN THING. 000
cowtech122.bsky.social @cowtech122.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm not even worried about the legality of it. He could give them $5k (he won't, but that's another post). Dems could give universal healthcare which would cover $5k in about a year and then keep going 000
Adele M Buttolph @adelebuttolph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This speaks to how likely it is for the republicans to lose in the mid-terms and how desperate he is to get votes for R's. Hopefully this illegal ploy won't work, but it is good to see him squirming. 040
deechad.bsky.social @deechad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No one is more gullible than a trump supporter that’s why we got trump!! 000
Jim @jimrestel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m planning on going to a Trump property, running up a $10k tab, and then signing over my Trump checks to pay the bill. I mean, he’s good for that right? 000
Air (she/her) @madmaymermaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This regime has COST the average American over $5,000 since inauguration!! Thanks to asinine tariffs, the largest tax increase on regular Americans in a lifetime, greed inflation from stores that passed tariffs onto us and now are collecting taxpayer money for their ‘harm’ 🙄.gillibrand.senate.govNew Study: Families In New York Have Had To Spend $5,000+ More Because Of Trump - Kirsten Gillibrand | U.S. Senator for New YorkJEC Report: The Average Household In New York Has Had To Pay An Additional $5,000+ For Goods And Services Due To Rising Costs Under President Trump Washington, D.C. — Today, a new Joint Economic Commi... 040
mountainpines63.bsky.social @mountainpines63.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They totally are that willingly gullible. 000
Tonezib @tonezib.bsky.social · 10/09/2026NO $2000 DOGE check or tariff rebate checks. If they want to spend over a trillion dollars handing out 5k maybe they should apply it to the US debt. 🙄 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Anyone left in the MAGA cult these days would let Donald rape their family on Christmas morning and blame it on Biden so yep Thankfully that number is a ton lower even if they don’t admit it 010
🏴Martin Blank🇮🇪🍀💚🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌊 @mrblack68.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Cult will do what they are told and swallow the Kool Aid from the trough!!static.klipy.comMaga Trump: Eerie Children with Glowing EyesALT: Maga Trump: Eerie Children with Glowing Eyes 000
Jillian O'Rourke 🇨🇦 @jillianorourke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh, the tariff refund checks showed up alright. They just showed up in the wrong mailboxes: the corporations who already gouged the tariffs from consumers. What a grift. 000
tonyraispuro.bsky.social @tonyraispuro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My neighbor was yelling he was going to have a new car’s down payment 😂😂 000
Chase Squires @chasesquires.bsky.social · 10/09/2026LOL, you "hope?" They're buying it hook, line, and sinker. 000
lielph.bsky.social @lielph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I no longer underestimate the stupidity of US voters. 010
Ty McBrayer @tymcbray.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nope, they’re not. My neighbor is all hepped up about his check. Like, he’s pretty sure it’s already in the mail. 000
Nanners 🌻 @nanners3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Umm they’re gonna believe it.. 🥴static.klipy.comVaughn Drinks Kool-Aid in CostumeALT: Vaughn Drinks Kool-Aid in Costume 000
theloraxe.bsky.social @theloraxe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are beyond hope. These are the same people that believed, “They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!” 040
Lone Whale @reallonewhale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Forget about the gullible magats, what Trump did is blatantly illegal and a jailable offense having nothing to do with his section 2 powers. IMPEACH REMOVE! 010
Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A lot of his voters don't believe it; they know it's just politics and they think all politicians lie to get votes. But Trump delivers where it counts -- racism! And who knows, maybe one day he will pay up. But still the racism is what matters. 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comMorgan Freeman: Hope is a Dangerous ThingAlt: Morgan Freeman: Hope is a Dangerous Thing. Hope can drive a man insane. 001
marbd.bsky.social @marbd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And why wouldn’t they wonder why he doesn’t just give them the money now, while they’re suffering in the economy he created? Or do they just accept cruelty even when it’s directed at them? 001
Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump is wildly under-estimating how much to bribe his rubes with. Because $5k might just about cover next month’s gas bill. 0172
This Is Bad, Really Bad @wendyreed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comAre They Ryan HigaALT: Are They Ryan Higa 000
Kyle M. @kylem1234.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If they are trying to throw money at voters, they may not be too confident in their voter suppression techniques. 050
idahoflour.bsky.social @idahoflour.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nothing but a bribe!!! 53 days until midterm election. 010
Debbie Tanner @imtanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And we're supposed to believe he's going to cut us a check from his bitcoin profits? Because if he's talking about a check from the government, aren't we already paying for that anyway? 081
They Say @oracy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Americans really ought to know by now that Trump lies and doesn't pay his bills. MAGA can't bring themselves to admit that supporting Trump was a mistake; they'd rather destroy the country than admit they were wrong. 1124
Jim "Son" Weed @arhooliespinner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They are, unfortunately. They believed everything else.  000
gon1613.bsky.social @gon1613.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Maga will believe if he says he is the second coming of Jesus. What needs to happen is Democrats and independents mobilise. 000
bamajennie.bsky.social @bamajennie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He has always made promises for things that will happen in 2 weeks and then it doesn't ever happen. Now he is promising after midterms $2 gas, end of Iran war, $5000 voter bribe... He offers false hope and empty promises. 000
smbryantdj.bsky.social @smbryantdj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They are gullible enough to believe it. They don't care that it is illegal. 000
tholmgren.bsky.social @tholmgren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trump bribed the American people for votes and should be Impeached 000
FREEBROOKLYN❌👑 @freebklyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My guess is that a majority of *even* former MAGA voters will know it’s untrue. That said, we can’t take anything for granted. Everyone please make sure you are volunteering for at least one progressive candidate and find other ways to help win, like registering voters, over the next 54 days! 000
ncgurl1992.bsky.social @ncgurl1992.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Will the check only be for Republicans, because they are the only one's believing this crap. 000
GaryfinKC @garyfinkc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm old enough to remember whe he tried to do $2k Covid Relief checks. It went over like a lead balloon with the GOP Congress that he needed to approve it. But $5k should be no problem.... www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...npr.orgTrump Slams COVID-19 Relief Bill, Asks For Changes After Bitter NegotiationsCongressional leaders took seven months to negotiate the $900 billion package, which was passed with overwhelming majorities that could overturn a presidential veto. 000
Peace in Oregon @conservativedem5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Those who believe this voted for him twice, there is no question that they are gullible and stupid! 131
kgmillerannoyed.bsky.social @kgmillerannoyed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trumpie's trying to bribe people. He's zero intention of holding to that 'promise'. 000
ever-changing.bsky.social @ever-changing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are. But, isn't offering money for votes illegal? 000
Victor Y Pyrrhic @phyrricvictory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026MAGA are not rational actors. So yes, they are that gullible. They are also strapped, over-extended, stretched tight as a drum, so this will appeal to their ID. 050
shellnoel34.bsky.social @shellnoel34.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are that gullible. Even though they didn't get the 2 other checks he promised. Those deep in it will believe this time he will. 010
jrafaelc.bsky.social @jrafaelc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And Musk is facing court charges for trying buy elections. 001
birdie1958.bsky.social @birdie1958.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's a crime for him to bribe voters, but his supporters won't know that, or care even if they knew. 000
Cathy @leadahorse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Here’s the deal. He gets votes from the ones who believe him. He knows Dems will take the house. Then he says I tried to pay you but democrats wouldn’t let me.If repubs win, what any citizen thinks is irrelevant for all time. 120
𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓸 @djmabeizy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Certainly they were there, clapping for Dear Leader and accepting all the lies. Track record: DOGE dividend, no-show. Tariff rebate, no-show. But sure, the $5,000 will land any day now. 000
RadioStatic @radiostatik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Likely he’s forgotten that he ever proposed those payments, thinks he’s on a winning strategy. Natalie Harp will shield him from the ridicule and scepticism. 010
350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is the way we celebrate our largest national debt ever! Congratulations!static.klipy.comYou Get A CarALT: You Get A Car 000
Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 10/09/2026The administration would 100% send those checks out if they had a reliable way to only send it to their voters. 140
MrDeek @joedecam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They don’t care if it’s another lie. Look what they willing to suffer for him: 000
Lorna MacGillivray @elemjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They certainly are. This deep into their culthood it's next to impossible to get some to understand they've been fooled by a clown from the start So many lies they've swallowed without question. The 24/7, 365 Faux News, their estranged children, grandchild, partners. The pointless cruelty they cheer 010
jimrissmiller.bsky.social @jimrissmiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Besides, anyone who accepts a check that might arrive would seem to be a co-conspirator in Trumps criminal enterprise … 000
hippiechick54.bsky.social @hippiechick54.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The tariff rebate checks showed up for the businesses that made campaign contributions (bribes). They charged us more for goods because of the tariffs, but then they got a rebate check that wasn't passed on to consumers. It's a big, fat win for companies! 010
The Subsequent Mrs. de Winter @notrebecca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are.static.klipy.comCharlie Brown and the FootballALT: Charlie Brown and the Football 030
Durwood Wiggins @reiki1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Even if they super-illegally handed these checks out at the polls, we still wouldn’t vote for them. They’d surely find an underhanded way to get it back. 000
QuietOurStreets @socalsilencer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Even mentioning this shows how gullible you all are to even mention it. 000
fdjt4eva.bsky.social @fdjt4eva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Of course they believe it silly ...it's a CULT. They think god chose him!! 😝 000
apollo175.bsky.social @apollo175.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lmao I'm sorry to inform you. They really are that gullible. 000
Falcon Dove Toucan🌍🌈 @falcondovetoucan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If it is money we paid because of his stupid policies -- it is not a dividend -- it is money that is owed. If we are still paying his tariffs, $5000 will not scratch the surface of how much we are owed and removal of the tariffs under dems would be a more profitable solution. 000
Guy B🌈 @guy-beaver61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026His loyal base will believe every damn word he says. They will all be waiting at their mailboxes for their checks. Sorry suckers... 040
Marc DesRuisseaux 🇨🇦 @lemarcdesruisseaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump’s Oprah Winfrey moment… you get a check, you get a check, you get a check.static.klipy.comOprah's Iconic 'You Get A Car!' MomentALT: Oprah's Iconic 'You Get A Car!' Moment 010
Alice Lastname @melodyjoy67.bsky.social · 10/09/2026These fools lost their collective mind when they got the Covid stimulus checks. They associate that with the 🍊🫏🕳️ “helping” them. 010
Panchito @panchitodiablito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We won't get $5k just like we won't get the Epstein files. 000
Remember America! @flynavy77.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am certain the very intelligent MAGAt will fully evaluate this proposal and come to that conclusion: 000
Jo McNally Romance @jomcnallyromance.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Please. I had two different MAGA strangers on FB swear to me the White House NEVER had a ballroom before 🍊🤡, and all the parties were held in tents. 🙄 I shared the photo of Travolta and Diana dancing in the ballroom and was told it was a “lobby” they were “forced to use.” 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ 000
besmartcolorado.bsky.social @besmartcolorado.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m not a political scientist, but isn’t re-distributing wealth from the general fund in exact amounts to everyone exactly the definition of socialism? 0191
Kat @katbloomwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026JD Vance said Trump didn’t mean an actual check for 5k 🙄 He said Trump meant if you stick with them you will benefit from all the great things they are doing to make America more wealthy 👀🤣 He thinks we are so dumb and gullible. This entire administration is deceitful and corrupt. Every word a lie 😽 010
ttsmom98.bsky.social @ttsmom98.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And that, folks, is how you buy your votes. 000
