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@lahills.bsky.social
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Sarcasm is my coping mechanism during these unprecedented times. I don't find any of this funny.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nailed it ⛽️ 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you for speaking truth to power, Kaitlan Collins. Keep it up. It's working.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wonder Woman is in our side!
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Lynda Carter's Iconic Wonder Woman Transformation
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The entire DOJ is looking for the loop hole. Job #1
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Spiro’s Ghost @antitoxicpeople.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who among us doesn’t get or accept $170,000 wedding gifts from Russian oligarchs we barely know. Only the Fake News and Russia Russia Dumocrats will say this isn’t normal! So true! SAD!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."~ Abraham Lincoln
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."~ Abraham Lincoln
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There is only one question concerning the trump administration. Is the administration horrible because they are incompetent our evil? Answers below: A. Incompetent B. Evil
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/08/2026
Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I stand with Canada, not Trump. I stand with Ukraine, not Trump. I stand with NATO, not Trump. I stand with the free world, not Trump. You?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trumps Patriot Games only drew 1.21 million viewers. For comparison, that’s less than half of what the game show "Press Your Luck" normally gets in that same time slot (which averages around 2.8 million). It was the one-hour primetime special covering the youth sports events in Ohio with Pat McAfee
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I learned about Maud Lewis this spring at the Art Gallery of Nova Scotia in Halifax.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The left: we want the Epstein files The right: we want the Epstein files The center: we want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is Fauci’s diary, some lies about the reflecting pool, and a failed war in Iran
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone who voted for trump needs to have their nose rubbed in this speech.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Taylor Farms Lettuce Brands: 🥬 Flagship: Taylor Farms, Earthbound Farm🛒 Walmart: Marketside 🛒 Kroger: Kroger Brand 🛒 Aldi: Little Salad Bar 🛒 Target: Good & Gather 🛒 Safeway/Albertsons: Signature Farms 🛒 Costco/Sam's: Kirkland, Member's MarkTip: Look for "TF" in the product lot code. Knowledge...
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Ralph Memorial Day American Flag
ALT: Ralph Memorial Day American Flag
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Great speech reading tonight trump.
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Mario Luigi
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is Kalshi taking bets on how late trump will be tonight?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🗳️ I'm playing "Rigged Election" Bingo — spot the tropes before they spread! Can you get BINGO? bingo.cip.uw.edu/s/27924c8c-5...
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"Rigged Election" Bingo
Spot the tropes before they spread — can you get BINGO?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lying liar who is obviously lying here, and lies as easily as he breaths will be lying again on Thursday.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Dan Rather Reports on Communism
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Nothing To See Here Comedy Meme
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Michael Kupris: Nothing Crazy Going On Here
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🤣🤣 Happy 4th!
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Does Kalshi take bets on how late djt will be when he finally gives his speech tonight?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Great American State Fair
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The King Teen @kingteenmusic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Great American State Fair live feed. So impressive how they keep the grass so green. You'd think people walking on it would kill the grass hang on a minute I'm being handed a note. Seriously I'm keeping this on in the background like a yule log. So peaceful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ez0...
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LIVE CAMERA: Great American State Fair in DC
YouTube video by FOX 5 Washington DC
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is absolutely perfect. 👌
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
At least ONE MILLION people turned out for Chicago's Pride Parade today. Over TWO MILLION went to NYC's Pride Parade. Compare that with the pitiful turnout everyday so far at Trump's 'Great American State Fair.'
screen grab from ABC7 Chicago live coverage of the Pride Parade. show's rainbow pride/chicago flag and crowd of marchers and spectators.screen grab of Lakeside Pride, an LGBTQ band in the Chicago pride parade
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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The opening day of Trump's Great American State Fair went exactly how you'd expect...
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Congress created the United States Semiquincentennial Commission, d/b/a "America 250," that was supposed to be in charge of the commemorations. Trump ransacked and sidelined it, and imposed his own "Freedom 250" partisan personality cult shitshow. That's the org that's taken over the Mall.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
youtu.be/x9bSfdQa5-I?...
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‘Trump’s event was like the Scottish Willy Wonka experience... but LARGER!’
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just how dementia-riddled does the little orange emperor have to get before the Republicans publicly admit it?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ken Jennings wins again.
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Blasphemous Jones ↙️ @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Afra Kroon 🇳🇱 @afrakroon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“And we put some happy little algae here.”
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trump really ought to walk through the Senate chamber buck naked tomorrow and demand that Thune conduct a vote on whether he’s clothed. The vote would be 52-47 yea, with Murkowski joining the Democrats as a no and Collins saying she’s too concerned to vote.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I overlayed yesterday’s footage of Trump wandering off at the G7 on this video of Hannity describing Biden as dazed and confused at the G7
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m going to tell my grandchildren this is Herbert Hoover.
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Sleepy Donald Trump
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Too bad Trump can’t hide his Iran surrender under a tarp.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We have a winner for Bluesky for tonight folks. Congratulations and thanks everyone for playing good night. 🏆🇺🇸
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Same
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Live streaming of scaffolding going up at the Kennedy Center!!!
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