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Jay Metcalf

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🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Builder of the world of tora vyl drak. I like mashed potatoes. Cat & Dog. Columbus OH #BeKind

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 25/09/2026
I don’t understand how these are legal.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 22/09/2026
I’m trying to drink less but the news ain’t helping today. 😳
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 04/09/2026
No more pepperoni please.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 28/08/2026
Thank you #bb28 superfans for keeping us on air for a record 1000 episodes! To reward you, we’re taking your favorite feature away for 3 days! Aren’t you excited!‽? /s
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 28/08/2026
#bb28 salty but Julie did say social mattered so let’s hope this isn’t some Rachel Riley wheel of comp doom BS twist. Also why do you punish the avid feeds fans? Do a twist that doesn’t punish the super fans maybe. Fuck.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 28/08/2026
Ok ya bitches… #bb28 feeds down for days? Salty.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 28/08/2026
Imma need a #bb28 Drew HoH this week.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 28/08/2026
Ok #bb28 burn it down Barret. Finally. It’s like pulling teeth to get a little fight outta yoooooou.
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Lizzo's 'It's About Damn Time' Celebration
ALT: Lizzo's 'It's About Damn Time' Celebration
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 21/08/2026
This season is so messy... like I don't know why all these #bb28 jokers love putting up their own alliance members when there's plenty of people out of your alliance to put up, some of whom (Yash) JUST TRIED TO SEND YO AZZ HOME.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 21/08/2026
The #bb28 skyline seems pretty negative today. I am enjoying this season.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 17/08/2026
Why #bb28 love to put PQPace on all 4 cams…
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 14/08/2026
I am so tired of #BB28 Thog going on and on about all the traumas she's experienced in the house and how they are continuing.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 13/08/2026
It is just endlessly absurd to me that we are expected to give politicians money like some kind of giant election GoFundme… OR ELSE the other guy wins and takes away all the things you like.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 09/08/2026
Give tonight’s #bb28 button boy a raise for keeping this Dee talk whole. Much love to that human. ❤️
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
Did the #BB28 Button Boy screw us or did someone get the audio and or video of Angela screaming at Haley?
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
#BB28 LaLa so right for being the bodyguard right now. ❤️🔥
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
Omg #BB28 Lala listening at the door and going to save her. ❤️
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
So look. #BB28 Angela is nuts. But getting attacked for lying or voting against the HOH? Fight back girl. This is Big Brother. You lied. So fucking what? That’s the point of the game. Also. Fuck Chuk.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
If CBS loved us, they would give the #BB28 house beer and wine TONIGHT.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
Chuk refused #bb28 Angela's hug OMG I love it. She's gonna burn this gooddamn house right down.
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Angela woke up and said I'm not going to wait for veto draw, I'm not going to talk to Deevens, I'm not even going to let Taran finish his little update, I'm just going to light myself on fire and go from there #BB28
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Girl Creates Huge Fireball with Lighter
ALT: Girl Creates Huge Fireball with Lighter
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
This is the best day of feeds so far this season of #BB28. If y'all watch the feeds at all, now is the time.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
#BB28 Dee said, "So messy I love it"
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 08/08/2026
I really do love when #bb28 Angela goes full paranoid wrecking ball. LET'S DESTROY SOME SHIT! 🤣
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 06/08/2026
OK #bb28 Kamu isn't my favorite - BUT - he had the most straightforward way of thinking about the block... Melody is target A Drew is target B If A is available to evict, we do. Otherwise, we evict B. Cleaner than all the talk of Melody vs Lyric vs Drew vs God vs The Ants vs The Kitchen Table.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 05/08/2026
Haley #bb28 "I have the strongest social game" I damn near pissed myself at that. 😜😅🤪
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 03/08/2026
Oh Drew, you sweet summer child. #bb28 You just aren’t reading the room. Your faith in that alliance that put you up when there are 5 people on the other side is… Naive. Sorry buddy.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 02/08/2026
If #BB28 Drew has the coin flip - I feel like he would have got it too late to activate this week. He was also looking through the rulebook in the pantry - so I think before we turn on him for not using it we need to see the episode. Which, good job Grodner... I actually want to watch this one.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 29/07/2026
B#B@* MALORY STOPPIT WITH THE FCKING ICE ... #bb28
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 27/07/2026
This is like thanksgiving #bb28
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 27/07/2026
Never take a drag queen to a tea party if you expect to win the fight. #bb28
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 24/07/2026
😍
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 18/07/2026
Ok but how much salt does Yash need… #bb28
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 12/07/2026
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 10/07/2026
Ok cautiously optimistic about #bb28
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 26/04/2026
So the solution to gun violence in the US is ballrooms. So alpha. So masc. But sure. I’ll take one ballroom for every school in America.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 13/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump depicted as a Doctor (just kidding, he’s Jesus in this AI slop)
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 13/04/2026
I work in a coworking space a lot… but that doesn’t mean it has to be dreary. #flowers #spring
MacBook, coffee in a stemware glass, spring flowers in a pink vase.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 07/04/2026
How .. how do we process that question holy fck
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 12/02/2026
I am getting better at graphic design. One of the many hats of a small business owner. 🤠
Minimalist ad with an owl in a polo shirt for a recruiting company - copy says "We Solve 'Who' Problems" and "From Hello to Hired" ... company logo for Metcalf Search at the bottom.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 30/01/2026
Wait, so this thing with Don Lemon is real? Is there some context here I’m missing or is the administration just straight up arresting journalists now for covering protests? This seems like a bigger story…
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 30/01/2026
I am done with today. Moira Rose is gone too soon.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 22/01/2026
Yes please. More of this from dems.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/01/2026
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 29/12/2025
From John Roberts himself, no less.
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Metcalf Search @metcalfsearch.com · 24/12/2025
As we head off to our long holiday weekends, the team at Metcalf Search would like to wish everyone a Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 09/12/2025
Portland in the winter is gorgeous- you just need the right perspective. #pdx
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 01/12/2025
Now that there’s talk of “war crimes” watch… Suddenly it will be the department of “defense” again. See? No “war” crime and self defense makes it ok!
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 15/11/2025
If you’ve ever wondered what Portland is like… It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx
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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 12/11/2025
What is even happening…
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