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deeners.bsky.social

@deeners.bsky.social
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Sports fanatic, puzzle enthusiast. Moved from LA to Seattle because the weather is better 😎. My dog is cute af. Dodgers/Mariners/Seahawks fan

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 1h
Game Show Host: You have to try to figure out who is pretending to like you but is secretly lying. Me: Lol I have anxiety, this is my whole life
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 6h
Never been what you’d call a super solid dog. Not a lot of structural integrity. Melts more than you’d expect.
A scruffy blonde golden doodle flat on a couch, side-eyeing the camera.A scruffy blonde golden doodle looks like it has melted on a couch. A scruffy blonde golden doodle assumes an impossibly uncomfortable position on an arm chair, like someone poured him out of a jar.
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 3h
What a hilarious way for the Yankees to score a run!
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 3h
Okay it’s 2026 who gives a fuck how long someone takes for their home run trot. Grow the fuck up.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 4h
I wonder how far I could punt the Liberty Biberty
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 4h
Good job Mr Pope!!
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 4h
It’s always so funny when the base l broadcast starts talking about Harvard Westlake. I almost went there!
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bleddwgan @radekllundain.bsky.social · 9h
I actually enjoy that this is wrong but in a correct way
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 5h
SUCK IT ASTROS YOU’RE FUCKING DONE
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 5h
Joe Girardi’s voice sounds SO different than I would have guessed
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 5h
How the fuck do I opt out of these gross groin shaving commercials?? They are somehow worse than the Kalshi and FanDuel ads! I don’t want to be thinking about men’s junk!!
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 5h
Did Gavin… do something good…?!!
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 8h
The “Cornell 7” framing rubs me the same way described in this thread. We usually use that language for people falsely accused of crimes. Personally, I’ll be going back to “the Cornell gang rapists.”
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 5h
On one hand, I do think that too many teams make the MLB post season. On the other, though, I love how chaotic and desperate every game this week feels so…
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 6h
Okay can we PLEASE stop revering this woman because she sometimes drops a snappy comeback??
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mivox is irate 🤬 @bs.mivox.net · 6h
When Magnum P.I. has to testify in court…
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 7h
What color should I paint the wall behind my tv?
A light colored wall with eight paint swatches on it. The swatches are all varying shades of blue and teal.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8h
. 9 year old me having just watched the phillies-braves the shadow (1994) broadcast booth on VHS 🤝 incapable of shutting the fuck up about the shadow
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
Doctor Doom is the boy’s MOTHER
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 13h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13h
On the one hand I think it’s wrong to impress animals into state service, on the other hand OMG they made him a wee helmet
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Mexico's National Guard debuts tiny Chihuahua recruit
Comando may be tiny, but Mexico's National Guard is giving him a very big role.
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 17h
Luckily, Dennis' physique fits neatly inside a coozie on cold mornings.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a small lizard standing on the street with a purple foam rubber can cooler fit snugly around his torso
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 15h
Let’s do it all again today! Four more #Postseason games on deck 🤩 (MLB x @AbbVie)
Wild Card 2026 Presented by AbbVie
Schedule
All times ET
Phillies vs. Braves - Game 2 - 2:00 PM - ATL Leads 1-0 - NBC/Peacock
White Sox vs. Astros - Game 2 - 5:00 PM - CWS Leads 1-0 - Peacock/NBCSN
Red Sox vs. Yankees - Game 2 - 8:00 PM - NYY Leads 1-0 - NBC/Peacock
Cubs vs. Padres - Game 2 - 10:00 PM - SD Leads 1-0 - Peacock/NBCSN
No Time Like October
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know it is a small thing but do these tech oligarchs not read before signing something from the unites states president
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubs should insist the umps check Musgrove’s ears for sticky stuff when he comes in, as a bit.
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sit the fuck down and shut up Pete.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr. never stopped running 🤯
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am rooting for Ty France and Ty France alone 😤
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SUZE and DIPPER and Gremmy @awildsuze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gremmy says Goodnight Y’all
A forest sprite in black dog pajamas with white ghosts sleeps with her deep pink tongue out. It’s historically cute, there was a before and now is the after and the cute is lord
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck this is such a good ad and it’s going to absolutely break my heart and soul when Paxton wins anyways.
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
once again, aaron sorkin and dick wolf must answer for their crimes
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish Dave Roberts would come take Kershaw out of this game
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh shiiiiiiiit Yankees!!!!!
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really not enjoying that shaving commercial that seems to be airing every other commercial break.
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turned on the Cubs/Padres just in time for Tatis’ home run 😡😡😡
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If I see a man come at me, taking steps towards me and pointing at me, I don’t give a damn what you said, I don't give a damn how you said it, the tone, that is unacceptable. You don't step toward me... I'm not for that shit." -A'ja Wilson #WNBA
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another thing about fraternities is that the hazing rituals where slightly older young men would physically, mentally emotionally and sometimes even sexually abuse slightly younger young men have always disturbed and upset me greatly. And it’s really telling that I’ve seen men defend those too
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Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️ @skywitchy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you know that people can develop a life-threatening allergy to a substance and _not know it_ until they are exposed to the substance _the next time_ -? When they're in anaphylactic reaction to the substance? And would have no reason to carry an EpiPen for themselves? Yeah.
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the most awful fuckshit nasty ass rude fucking attempt at food I've ever come across. It smelled like metallic meat farts and tasted like dirty feet. I wasn't expecting quality but I WAS expecting something edible. Big yikes 0/10
Wendys baconator chili
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tolle v Wells was a phenomenal battle of the ‘staches
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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's really baking my noodle here is... so what if Jack Smith HAD gone to a basketball game in Atlanta in February 2024? I can't really get from there to "go straight to jail, libtard!"
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adley Rutschman jump scare!! Forgot he’s with the Red Sox now lol
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Baseball Enthusiast @iluvbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am so excited for another postseason of baseball on the official sports app, bsky!
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slobber knocker???
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forcing people to stand all day for their job instead of sit down is just fucking psychotic.
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deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😡 okay but one of those years was the cheating year and it shouldn’t count.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me yelling from the press box as Curtis Granderson takes off for second base in Game 4 of the 2015 World Series bsky.app/profile/bloc...
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