Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria... 2956860 0
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025in a terrible accident, beloved LSU mascot Mike the Tiger has gotten loose and eaten head coach Brian Kelly. in order to prevent this from ever happening again LSU fans have agreed to pay $25 million to upgrade Mike the Tiger's habitat and provide him with his favorite treats 627322 0
The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 26/10/2025“Stunning news out of Baron Rouge as Mike the Tiger ate Brian Kelly. He was delicious.” 2158 0
Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 26/10/2025They have also named Mike the Tiger interim head coach. 010 0
Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌 @nobody1300.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Unfortunately, his favorite treats are head coaches 1150 0
PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Mike as interim coach would not work, but he is too Friend-Shaped for anyone to tell him no. Like, imagine same results, but are you telling THIS face no? 6973 0
