Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria... 2956860 0
Brad Belstock @bradbelstock.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Death by nutria sounds like a horror film. But we are less than a week from Halloween... okay where do I see this movie!?!?! 010 0
Nate Keller @nkeller.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I read this in the voice of Benoit Blanc and 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 040 0
Stacy Weiner @stacyweiner.bsky.social · 26/10/2025My husband is an attorney and thinks his family estate would still get paid the money even if he was eaten by an alligator or tiger. 040 0
Cali bird @calibird.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Shouldn’t b difficult at all. Lotta rich, LSU alumni willing to help. Shoot, look at penn state. 010 0
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025in a terrible accident, beloved LSU mascot Mike the Tiger has gotten loose and eaten head coach Brian Kelly. in order to prevent this from ever happening again LSU fans have agreed to pay $25 million to upgrade Mike the Tiger's habitat and provide him with his favorite treats 627322 0
Mario Mendoza @mariomdoza.bsky.social · 26/10/2025This is the plot of Benoit Blanc: Pet Detective 000 0
Marmalard @marmalard.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Brian saying a Hail Mary as he baits his hook in some booster's boat in a dark bayou. 000 0
rcjhawk @rcjhawk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Glad they got the $100 million life insurance policy yesterday. 010 0
Kudzu Root @kudzuroot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025i can make him disappear for way less. crocodiles and nutria are messy. 000 0
💙🇵🇷Mr NYC STEELER 🇺🇸💙 @nycsteeler.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Dammm. Brian got his ass whooped. At Night. In D Valley. Yep. Fired for sure by Monday am. Just saying 000 0
sonofmustangford.bsky.social @sonofmustangford.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Just put him on a boat on the Mississippi and tell King Tubby he’s smuggling fentanyl. 000 0
Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Nutrias are tapping out on this one. They are herbivorous. 140 0
tommyd62.bsky.social @tommyd62.bsky.social · 26/10/2025They deserve to get soaked for 35M for ever hiring him in the first place. WTF were they thinking. I prefer the crocodile scenario though. 000 0
bellainamorata6.bsky.social @bellainamorata6.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth openALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open 000 0
Andrew Maurins (he/they) @andrewmaurins.bsky.social · 26/10/2025…I’m sorry, how much is his buyout?! 020 0
Garden of EDonz @edonz.bsky.social · 26/10/2025What an excellent time to remind people it could have also been hippos, as proposed by Louisianans in 1910 2130 0
shackleford.bsky.social @shackleford.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Remember when everyone laughed at him for this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=EFu1... Good timesm.youtube.comLSU BrIan Kelly "taking receipts, and we'll see you at the national championship" Oklahoma postgameYouTube video by LSU Tigers on TigerBait 020 0
AnthroBOOlogal 👻 @anthropologal.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Crocodiles give LSU plausible deniability because they live in Florida. 000 0
Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Cannibalism is legal in Louisiana as long as there’s a cross on premises 000 0
Snootacamund @snootacamund.bsky.social · 26/10/2025what about Hippopotamus? us.macmillan.com/books/978125...us.macmillan.comAmerican HippoIn 2017 Sarah Gailey made her debut with River of Teeth and Taste of Marrow, two action-packed novellas that introduced readers to an alternate America in wh... 020 0
