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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 18h
Republicans choosing to broadcast this now is definitely a choice. What did they think would happen?
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone who hates AI in the workplace hasn’t realized it can mark all your slack notifications as read yet
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoever let this on air has been sacked
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It gets harder to watch football every year. I want to love it, but the injuries are horrible and on top of it the viewing experience is so much worse than the other major sports
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do teenagers score too much?
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it legal to assault anyone talking on speakerphone in public?
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Misha Dhar @mishadhar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So I tried using AI today for a research paper. I fed it a prompt (that had my target population and some research questions) and asked for citations for peer-reviewed articles that I could then go and read for background. It gave me a list of 7-8 perfectly formatted APA citations. I was thrilled!
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By the end of this visit Xi is going to have Trump give him the nuclear codes
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They want it to end with a brown person in chains changing gas prices to $1.50 while an eagle poops on the Iranian or Mexican flag
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Declare victory and leave. Build the Iran War Triumphal Arch. Just quit…please
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People say these reporters are hacks, but imagine trying to keep a straight face after that line
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jj McCarthy and Blake Corum on Michigan Field
ALT: Jj McCarthy and Blake Corum on Michigan Field
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My theory on the AI pause the leaders are pushing is actually that they can’t afford the arms race. Open AI and Anthropic will run out of capital and want to slow their spend
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The red eyes are a great touch
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The distance between City and United is vast. Are there two players on United who would make City’s regular subs?
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s an A+ response
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This could be a hyper dumb season for us. I was not interested at all going into the season. Now I’m invested in watching Wittingham try to build the plane while it’s flying.
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My first thought on this type of article is damn—so much math must have gone into this Scientists Hunting Dark Matter Found Something Strange www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/s...
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Scientists Hunting Dark Matter Found Something Strange
A lone signal from an experiment in South Dakota doesn’t fit the profile of any other known particles, physicists say.
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
JT was short
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m writing 4500 words about how Whittingham isn’t a Michigan Man instead of watching the game now.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The pets are getting ready for comic con and the wrestling theme is getting out of hand. What does that mean for: During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen! #TextsFromBunsen
< Messages Dadguy
This is out of control and I blame you
Oh it can't be that bad
Beaker is running around screaming
BEAKAMANIA IS GOING RUN OVER YOU BROTHER
And then what
She runs you over
Wait what's that sound
That's Bernoulli lowering a cage in living room
Omg
GET IN HERE HE SAYS YOUR MY TAG TEAM PARTNER AND HIS INTRO MUSIC IS PLAYING
Im not a wrestler!
We've just been introduced as the Geriatric Goobers!< Messages Beaker
Beaker knock it off
ITS NOT BEAKER
BROTHER ITS BARK
HOGAN
This has gone on long enough
TO MY LITTLE
BEAKAMANIACS EAT YOUR PRAYERS AND SAY YOUR VITAMINS
I don't think that's how it works
SAY HELLO TO THESE
26 INCH PYTHONS
You don't have biceps
Beaker
WTF ARE BICEPS
OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE ACTUAL SNAKES< Messages Bernoulli
You have to stop being so creepy
HEAVY BREATHING
Please don't text me
"heavy breathing"
I'm just getting into character. I'm the UnderBerner.
Oh yeah he's creepy. But you're taking it way too far
I've got the leather jacket and the jar of cookies
The what
The jar of cookies
The Undertaker absolutely didn't carry around a jar of cookies
What's in the jar then.
You don't want to know.
It's awful.
Oh.
It's broccoli isn't it< Messages Brix
Brix you have to stop this
I'm a gonna stomp a mud hole in you and walk it dry
See right there, that's inappropriate
That's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so
No, you are NOT Stone Cold Steve Austin, you are just dressing up as him for comic con
Pawstin
What
I'm a gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya
Are you trying to give me the stunner
Your neck is as thick as stack of nickels
What
Should I shave my head bald
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What did we win in 1901? The Spanish-American War was a couple years earlier. Maybe that?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
grammar was more important in the days of you’re
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don’t really have an opinion on him before this. Now I want to run through a wall for him
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We hadn’t beaten the Buckeyes in forever in 2011. That’s why we spent the entire 2011 game chanting “Beat Ohio.” The Bobcats are always top of mind in Ann Arbor, despite having never played Michigan.
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I spent decades obsessed with college football. Now instead of hate watching UNC, I’m going to lol watch Spurs.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 29/08/2026
Technically it's the Big 1,012 now
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it was the 2000s shawty bodies 🤝 hitting the floor
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Want to talk about how to radicalize people? Arrest their family members who are here legally while they’re on deployment
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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
16 months ago: Never forget how it started.
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Glory glory Man United
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Death by flating or getting added to one more Slack group for a non emergency emergency
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
guys we really can't actually be mad about the term when we know full well spreadsheet people power the american economy. what are they gonna do, write a book about it? good fuckin luck buddy, guess what file type the NYT list of best sellers are stored in
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Worst people in the world
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Tbdbitl Ohio State Marching Band Entrance
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
2ndLt SSgt Schmuckatelli over here
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is what happens already. There are so many dr appointments for babies
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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I cannot tell you how mad I am that I didn't think of this:
A Bethany Black Bluesky post that reads, "Over 18 they're Michiganders, under 18 they're Michigoslings."
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
ALT: Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just remember Thomas Massie is the enemy of an enemy, not a friend
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/01/b... I mean what could go wrong
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Terminator Red Eye Glow
ALT: Terminator Red Eye Glow
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I bet my mom and brother $5 on an NCAA tournament bracket. I am the problem
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Zone Left @zoneleft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ll give grandpa an extra 2 years of press conferences and unveiling stuff that will never be built if he resigns from the presidency
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