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Ken

@deadmanace.bsky.social
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NFL junkie. Unfortunately politics too. Opinions are mine.

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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I won't share it because it's likely AI, but someone recreated the Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes scene with Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine saying "why would I deceive you?" and it's very funny.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mike Tirico seems really horny for a tie
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nebraska's governor owns at least 20 "family farms" (he's the largest land owner in the state), and the former governor(now senator) is a billionaire whose family owns an MLB team. The state is basically a playground for rich assholes
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The biggest pain about the NFL season being back is that you can't dodge the insane political ads. It's crazy in Nebraska where the GOP are absolutely terrified of Dan Osbourne winning a Senate seat that has been red for decades.
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Fantasy Genius @fantasygenius.io · 20/09/2026
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely bonkers throw and catch from Burrow and Chase
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2 weeks ago he said it was the most productive. Then he said the 2nd most. Now he's saying the 3rd or 4th most...
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's something very satisfying about seeing the type of policies and governing you've been advocating for being incredibly successful while the one you hate is failing at a catastrophic level with no one to blame but themselves.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From a Greek mansion: "Oh honey, I can't BELIEVE we're stuck with that DREADFUL Mamdani character as a mayor for most of the year. It's gotten so bad the poo-ers are starting to say we have too much money!"
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine things going this poorly and your answer is "Let's send the most unpopular politician in the 21st century, who isn't Ted Cruz, out there to beg people to vote for us."
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His comments are so weak and tone deaf. You don't get to have your cake and eat it too when the cake is "pretend genocide isn't happening"
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sean Payton is never gonna let anyone else call plays ever again after tonight lol
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 15/09/2026
The various Chiefs running backs had one *game* with 60 or more rushing yards all season in 2025. Kenneth Walker just racked up 60 on one *play*.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Chiefs had 3 runs of 20+ yards all of last season. They already have 2 tonight. They had 0 runs of 50+ yards all of last season. They now have 1 tonight.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That 28 yard run from Walker might be longer than any run from a RB last year on this team
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This guy was stretched 75" across my living room for about 1.5 seconds lol
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chiefs fan who may, or may not be having a stroke.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ESPN just spent a bunch of time pumping up the Broncos and Bo Nix pregame. My favorite thing is when they lose after that lol
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Watson is going to just get his ass beat every week on national television...maybe keep starting him? 🤔😏
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please remove this man from power so we can make all his goofy ass actions from the last several months meaningless
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Neither Trump nor his wife are in attendance at this year’s ceremony, notwithstanding the AP photo editor’s bullshit.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something funny about the NFL lining up 3 of the top NFC teams into the first 2 games of the season so that everyone's seasonal predictions and off-season marriages can be blown to smithereens immediately before the bulk of week 1 has even begun.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After all that, the game still delivered. Nice.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Should have watched this game at a bar. At least I would be drunk somewhere fun
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Football Gods were clearly angered by this Wednesday kickoff.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NFL on Bluesky. Like a warm blanket.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Imagine how money money it would have made if they actually promoted it
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Remember that these were the same people that were creaming their pants because of those manly Russian propaganda ads. Now Iran has the US by the balls, and Russia is sending emaciated kids into Ukraine to get picked off by drones
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There I was the other day thinking "Man, I don't know if I could squeeze in another podcast into my week" and Drew fucking Magary and Arif fucking Hasan start one up together...I'm cooked!
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They should turn it into a fan event. There are dozens of cities without NFL teams that would probably be happy to get a few dozen NFL players and their fans for a weekend. You could sell merch and kids could get autographs.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buddy, have you ever had Casey's breakfast pizza? You're already losing the race.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The fact that Jeffries is getting lectured by this dude speaks volumes
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps the only relatable thing that these people have ever done.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is such a bizarre story. Why is a billionaire going to a mobile home park in East Palestine, Ohio to pay a woman $140 to have sex?
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hahaha fuck you guys! Eat shit losers! (Runs country into the ground) You guys wanna be fwiends? 👉👈🥺
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Our league of about 15 years is going to be forced from the NFL app to the ESPN app if we want to retain our rich history. Anyway, Google has decided that I needed an AI overview of the 3 sentence email I was sent about it, and now we're several emails into the conversation about it.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Being an OL for this team is a curse.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Live look at ESPN headquarters.
Homer Simpson saying “WHEN PAT MCAFFEE ISN'T ON THE SCREEN EVERYONE ELSE
SHOULD BE ASKING, WHERE'S PAT AGAFEE?"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
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Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Damn...
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jeffries might have the record for most unforced errors in politics. In a time where we've seen the more moderate candidates immediately get behind the more progressive ones that win primaries, he won't do it because apparently his mouth is full of AIPAC money.
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love that Henry Cavill got successful and then decided to pick something he was nerdy about and then work to get it produced to his standards.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/08/2026
…..i have an opinion about this that might get me in trouble lol
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
ALT: Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Buddy, we thought you retired. What's going on here?
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This dude did the whole dance for Trump and then lost to a white guy who couldn't officially drop out the race because he forgot his password. His party is so racist and islamophobic that it cost him the race too lol
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good news everyone! You know how we've been making things shitty by giving you a thing you don't want? Well what if we give you ANOTHER thing you don't want? Doesn't that sound great?!
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Ken @deadmanace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This team's curse rivals that of the Chargers.
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