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Matt Cooney

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Dad to Logan, the bravest kid I know, and Olivia, the best dancer and singer I know. Married to Erica, the most patient woman I know 😉 Work for a hospital doing computer related things. mattcooney.org/blog hachyderm.io/@MattCC716

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Jeffrey @orangerunner.bsky.social · 6h
My favorite basketball player of all-time, Lawrence Moten, passed away a year ago today. While he played in the NBA he is most well-known as a prolific scorer at Syracuse University where he stood out for his knee-high socks and smooth play that earned him his "Poetry" nickname.
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eek
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 7h
The park that counts
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 7h
Bye Boston!
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Cody Belligner
Cody Belligner
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 7h
Austin Wells with another 2 out RBI
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River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 7h
Bury them, Yankees.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 8h
dame have i ever told u about the humble potato
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 9h
Images are once again borked on Bluesky, and once again you see why alt text has more than one use.
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 9h
If this fucking doctor in the Icotyde commercial would just STFU and let the woman talk, he'd have seen the unicorn. Just sayin 🦄
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 9h
If you're wearing a red NYY hat, you're doing it wrong
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 11h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 9h
Special moment for the Bellinger family 🥹 Clay Bellinger threw the first pitch to his son Cody Bellinger ahead of AL Wild Card Game 2 at Yankee Stadium! Clay was a member of the Yankees 1999 and 2000 World Series championship teams.
Cody and Clay Bellinger pose on the field prior to AL Wild Card Game 2.
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 9h
Editors note: it's not mind boggling. It's staggeringly obvious why.
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 9h
This is, uh, something…
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 10h
(Almost) all 5s
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 10h
I like it
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 13h
I'd eat these before their fig-based cousins but still 🤢
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 14h
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A blue monster passing out from being stunned by something so stupid
A blue monster passing out from being stunned by something so stupid
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 14h
19 months post-transplant and I still get weird before cancer clinic visits for routine bloodwork. But, happy to report that all is still well with the bravest (now) 11 year old that I know. His dr here is going to talk to his transplant dr there about fast tracking the MMR shot, too #fuckcancer
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 15h
I hate having sponsors on the helmets.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 18h
The Matrix (1999)
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 19h
That's a _very specific_ guardrail that's been added 😂
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 20h
And severely damaged vertical stabilizer and it looks like it ripped the rudder off
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 21h
Another Cooney has been spotted in the wild!
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Kendrick Grammar 𓅃 @ensgdt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally something Syracuse and UConn fans can agree on
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Ben @nebkreb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two Boston-born kids destroying the Red Sox tonight is incredible
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River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🍚🍚🍚🍚
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
BEN FUCKING RICE
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Ben Rice
Ben Rice
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMFG
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler! 6.1 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 10 K, 117 pitches career-high 24 swings-and-misses (14 4-seamers, 8 curves, 2 cutters) career-high curveball usage (27.4% & 32 total), Sox 1-for-7 with 5 K's against it 5th Yankee with 2 postseason games of 10+ K (Turley, O.Hernandez, Clemens, Mussina)
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
Yes it's good that baseball got sped up. But there's something wonderful about a 3+ hour postseason game
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
Big 🖕🏻to the Ted Lasso writers room. Anothny Head died, not Annette Badland. Why did you kill off Mae?!?
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Brad? @bradquestionmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Liberty Bibberty commericals are war crimes and I want everyone responsible for them to be treated as such.
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
Bosstones!
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
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Ben Rice
Ben Rice
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
Can YES hire Benetti? Please?
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
Best part of Austin Wells is his ABS game
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 30/09/2026
Like the good ol' days
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coffee
coffee
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 29/09/2026
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Why in gods name would you do that?
Why in gods name would you do that?
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 29/09/2026
Nerd time: Server 2025 seems much more stable and/or less resource-intensive than 2022. I had to reboot my 2022-based workspace at least weekly to relcaim RAM. This one has all the same applications and yet:
Hospital
Date Time
Tuesday, 29 September, 2026 4:11:41 PM
Host Name
User
Boot Time
Up Time
Matthew Cooney
2026-08-20 11:11 PM
39 aays, 16 hrs, 69 mins, 21 secs
Computer Info
Windows version
Microsoft Windows Server 2025 Datacenter 24H2 64-bit
CPU Info
Intel(R) Xeon(R) 6975P-C
Physical RAM
8.60 GB / 15.62 GB (55% Used)
Network Interfaces Ethernet 4
Ethernet 3
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between the Axios puff piece and his Kirk show appearance and the right wing talking heads insisting in unison that he owned Smith, it’s pretty clear they had a whole vp campaign launch prepared for Schmitt today that was derailed entirely by 20-something white incel staffers not knowing ball. Lmao
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 29/09/2026
These things are dangerously delicious
Dark chocolate covered espresso beans from nuts.com
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 29/09/2026
Probably not for long
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 29/09/2026
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You love to see it
You love to see it
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