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Jacob Ferrara

@jacobferrara.bsky.social
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah man if Bryce Underwood wants to transfer, and Kyle Whittingham wants to retire, at the end of this season I won’t lose any sleep
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A shockingly undisciplined team. Just stupid penalty after stupid penalty down the stretch
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK GABLE STEVESON LITERALLY FOREVER. RAPIST MOTHERFUCKER
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran, fuck Pink, fuck Gal Gadot, fuck Robert Kraft, and fuck literally every single Zionist wherever they are in the world. If Israel can only exist through genocide and apartheid then it has no right to exist
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
John Mateer is just Jackson Arnold with a better press agent
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Merry Kirkmas, to all those who celebrate
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just enjoy when people are mad. And everything about Michigan over the last 3+ years has made everyone else mad, and I’d be lying if I didn’t admit I find it very funny
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stay mad losers lol
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is it too late to fire Kyle Whittingham and launch Bryce Underwood’s NIL contract into the sun?
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That bad news, Bryce Underwood is horrible. The good news, Ryan Day still has a losing record against Michigan
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shoutout to Pablo Torre who really did find out. Crazy what can happen when you give journalists the resources and time they need to do real in depth investigative journalism. Nice to know ESPN will learn nothing from this and will just give Stephen A Smith and Pat McAfee even more money instead
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Seeing someone die young is always fucked up, but it hits a little too close to home when the difference in ages between you and them is only a couple days
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caitlin Clark has become one of the unique figures where almost every conversation about/involving her is somewhere between annoying as shit and generic rehashed points that people saying them think are informative or useful.
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If the Democrats ever find a way to get back into power they need to change who can become president just so Zohran can become president.
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Barack Obama making sure to stay silent after the Haley Stevens campaign just blatantly started lying about his alignment with her as if he endorsed her is peak Obama shit. Fuck Obama literally forever
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Go vote for Abdul El-Sayed today. Get these blue MAGA motherfuckers outta here
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haley Stevens wants more dead Palestinians
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyone who hasn't gotten it yet, Cyberpunk 2077 is 20 bucks like everywhere right now. Going on six after launch it's still fantastic. The ultimate edition is 35, which is a fucking steal.
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If I’m on a plane where this happens then I’ll be praying for there to also be a hijacker on board
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We’re about to get peak @mattbrown.bsky.social FOIA request updates
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2026
It would be funny if, after a decade+ spent on The Process, the answer for the Sixers was "sign LeBron James"
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck Haley Stevens
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now that this sham of a fight ended in a perfectly embarrassing way that Conor deserves, fuck Ariel Helwani for all of the image rehabilitation he has been doing on Conor’s behalf, I’m judging everyone who works alongside him that refuses to call him out for how shameless he was in the lead up
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gable Steveson is a rapist and fuck that dude literally forever
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you weren’t out on Platner the moment you learned he had a fucking Nazi tattoo then you’re too far gone to be taken seriously
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The security guard at the door:
Michael B. Jordan asking “Y’all Klan?” in SINNERS
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suzannə @sooziecuzie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hope it happens today. 🇺🇸
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Shoutout to Trajan Langdon for signing John Collins and trading for Isiah Joe while Toronto and Philadelphia are trying to actively make their teams better. A+ job on wasting Cade Cunningham. Every GM in Detroit sports need to be fucking fired
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Jerry Seinfeld and Drake are the same person
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m blocking every person I see who do the “here’s what you’re missing by not being on twitter” or “can you believe what’s happening over there” posts. If I cared about what was happening on twitter I’d go over there to see what’s happening
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think he means what are quickly becoming OUR resources, OUR volunteers, OUR infrastructure. Get your blue MAGA ass tf outta here
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ariel Helwani got to watch the Knicks win an NBA Championship last week, this week he got to resume his role as Conor McGregor’s MMA Media ball fluffer. What a time for him
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Get his ass @patrickwyman.bsky.social
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New Yorkers are the most insufferable people on Earth. It should be so easy to be happy for this particular Knicks team, but knowing that this Knicks team is making this legion of New Yorkers happy is just the worst
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve gone back and forth on this Knicks-Spurs series and fuck it man, I hope the Spurs win this thing just so I can take joy in Ariel Helwani and Michael Rapaport being unhappy. Because I hate both of them. And fuck James Dolan literally forever
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sports gambling will be the death of any remaining credibility in American sports
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I hate every single team that has ever existed in New York but the Spurs have Luke Kornet who’s a bitch and got the Hawks Magic City Night cancelled and Bruce Bowen in unironically one of the 3 dirtiest basketball players of my lifetime. So go Knicks
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fuck Ashley St. Clair literally forever. I don’t care how many ass grabby interviews she does with Hasan, it does nothing to change the horrific movement she helped advance and making these larger cryptic anti Elon statements while not actually doing anything meaningful isn’t accountability.
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Launch Jalen Duren into the sun
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Peak loser behavior
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
These refs are 100% rigging this shit
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Not Like Us Day to all those who celebrate
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If you’re such a fuck up that you’re willfully fumbling Megan Thee Stallion then you’re just a lost cause man
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Thank goodness the Pistons didn’t give Duren an extension before the season. He’s been so shit against fucking Orlando that he might literally cost us the series. They have to make a big move in the offseason. This is embarrassing
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dude the NBA is fucking bullshit. My parents literally can’t watch the Pistons game because it isn’t airing on any local channels and they don’t pay for Peacock. This streaming shit is literally just fucking robbery man. Force you to just pay more and more and more to watch your favorite teams
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Michigan has been a basketball school, I’ve been saying this (until we win another football national championship then we’ll be a football school again)
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’ve been listening to Paramore since they released All We Know Is Falling in 2005 and I’ve liked all of their albums, even though they mostly have different feels and are all really good, but I’ve finally come to the conclusion that Brand New Eyes is almost certainly my favorite album they’ve made
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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Jacob Ferrara @jacobferrara.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is Luigi erasure and I will not stand for it
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