Cynicism as a Service (65+% uptime, I like to sleep). My opinions belong to your employer, unless you work for my employer. In that case they are yours now (so

Bad at descriptions, good at computers, the *best* at imposter syndrome. Hobbies include 3D printing, hacking shit, and feeling awkward in social situations.

Desperately seeking a home, life-partner, & realistic optimism. The anti-intellectualism, anti-science, ignorance, antipathy, bigotry, corpo/authoritarian-bootl

Archivist, horror author and artist. working on indie publishing my sci-fi cosmic horror novel THE OUTER SCIENCES. my academic specialties include rare books an

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I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out. I'm on Germ DM 🔑 anchr:

she/ her . museum collections professional. Lifelong Maryland resident. Talks about museums, horror, video games, science, politics, and pop culture. Views are

I'm broke so asking me for $ is useless. Despite this header my posts are pretty positive tho. I like learning about game dev. She/her. My pfp is currently uni

Coder, pun perpetrator Grumpiness elemental Hyperbole abuser Bitter, bites Wait, no, shit, "bits and bytes" Don't put words in my mouth It's not my fault you

I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive. Just this guy, you know? He/Him

married cishet white guy but worse somehow let's go mets, baby, love da mets anti-car, anti-border https://swizzard.pizza https://github.com/swizzard

She/her, disabled trans genderqueer lefty anarchist theologian, PhD in Theology and Ethics. Cohost of the Anarchodox Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/TheAnarcho

never quite sure if i am myself or my evil twin • bi • nb • they youtube.com/vfigplays • twitch.tv/vfig • mastodon.gamedev.place/@vfig • .vfig

He/They Ace night shift nerd who browses bluesky instead of working because my boss either won't or cannot physically stop me

To really honor him, it's much better to use his name on premium merchandise