Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/09/2023The dogs of Nineveh (645 BCE) bear some of the earliest known dog names: - Loud is his bark - Biter of his foe - Don’t think, bite - Catcher of the enemy - Expeller of evil 301233351
Ljuti Meyerist @plaptopus.bsky.social · 02/09/2023He is named Ringo specifically because he was and still is the loudest dog ever. And so vocal too! Nice to see people named their dogs with the same reasons haha 062
Achronal Art @achronalart.bsky.social · 02/09/2023I love how they are clearly made in molds, with applied detail in the cuneiform names and the fur on their necks, and it looks like the tails are straight up handrolled and added on afterwards! 171
🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Wait really are those the real translations 180
Torgo Wells: Marked safe from caring about the Sleep drama @torgowells.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Calling the big one "Bitey" 080
Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2023No5 resonates Expeller of evil Every dog owner has picked up that poo! With no clue what the damn dog ate, to produce a smell, that is trying to dissolve your sinuses 090
Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Or, in English, Rex, Rommel, Alexander, Charlemagne, and Fluffy. 030
Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 02/09/2023basically iain banks spaceship names 0200
Ricky B @ambivalentricky.bsky.social · 03/09/2023Guy: So this is the Don't Think Bite I've heard so much about Other Guy: Yeah Guy: He's adorable! I bet he wants his head s-- Other Guy: No don't Guy: OW YOU LITTLE FUCKER 0201
Chackanory @chackanory.bsky.social · 02/09/2023"Expeller of evil" is named for their doggy farts and you won't convince me otherwise 1261
YSW @nasilemak.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Delightful. What could be our contemporary equivalents? Sneakiest of ball-thieves. 3140
CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 05/12/2023… why do I have an inking that “Don’t Think, Bite” was born of some frustration? 270
Corgi @sffcorgi.bsky.social · 02/09/2023And look how wonderfully they're rendered! Any chance we could find their names in the original, phonetically rendered? 110
Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 02/09/2023FTR, these were most likely not named after a *specific* dog, being protective charms buried at the entrances of people's homes. These are likely their version of The Dog Names -- Rover, Spot, Fido, etc. 2223
Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Are there phonetic transcriptions of these? I'm curious how the sounded. 120
Evan @evanchambers.bsky.social · 02/09/2023"Don't think, bite" Me, sitting down to eat a McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese again 0150