aric @aghastronaut.com · 16/02/2024Midway across the river the duckling stings the pizza, dooming them both. When asked why, the duckling points out that this is its nature. 311863476
Bill McBee @billmcbee.bsky.social · 16/02/2024If I was stuck on a pizza floating across the water, I too would doom us both. 🍕 😋 💀 030
Cubes Fan @cubesfan.bsky.social · 16/02/2024DAMNIT, DUCK!!!! There was room on that pizza for Jack! He didn't have to die. 040
proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social · 16/02/2024that appears to be a slice of Hawaiian - the duckling is doing the world a service and drowning it. 010
aric @aghastronaut.com · 02/02/2026Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social“Essential reading.” - Bugs B. “Utter garbage.” - Daffy D. 090
Sandy Sev @sandysev.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Urns out there was a quack in the pizza, causing it to sink. 000
Photography by Douglas 🍁 @darkwaterphotos.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Would very much like to know who the image author is so I can give them direct credit for their image. 🪶 010
Findom Goddess Sweetz 💋 21+ @goddesssweetz.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Ducks are cute and I love pizza. I was hypnotized for a few secs 😅 000
Fredbo @fredbo.bsky.social · 16/02/2024I read your post in Matt Berry’s voice. Not aloud, just in my head. 000
Andrew Wetzel @circlereader.bsky.social · 17/12/2024We regret to inform you that Pizza Duck is a scorpion. 010
jaytingle @jaytingle.bsky.social · 16/02/2024The duckling just rescued that slice from a subway rat. 050
Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Jesus Christ without glasses I thought you were microwaving a pizza with a baby duck on it 010
