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IncogNematode

@kickeybean.bsky.social
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Artist and illustrator out of Denver. I tell stories. Creator of the Honest Monsters.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I swear I spend probably 82% of each day trying to find a comfortable position.
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting to realize that the conservative view seems to be "taxes only fund the corrupt so we should all stop paying taxes" and the more dem- socialist view is "taxes should fund things for the people and not the corrupt"
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the 90s tv kissing scenes showed nothing. Just two people hugging with their heads together like they're playing football
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you a therapist or are you just trying to brainwash someone into having a better life
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shouting that I conquered time itself as I stood on the remains of the shattered grandfather clock
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Living in the us is waking up to the president setting a dog on fire and f*cking it and then seeing a meme about how the mayor of new york has secured a free birthday cake for every resident with extra sprinkles funded by evicting billionaires
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just wanna see C3P0 or Data have AI hallucinations and see how long it would take before everyone in universe decided the tech was functionally useless and chucked them out into space
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
won a ton on kalshi by correctly predicting everything would get much worse
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Mickey’s in Cognitive Decline @mickeybiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found a note in my stuff trying out the word “Nopefully” Is that a word yet? The hope that something *doesn’t* happen.
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure is cool how much stuff can just happen
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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think Mitch McConnell is one of the vegetables that the FDA recalled 3 months ago.
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Life of like a game of ring toss but instead of a spindle you're tossing a ring at the middle finger of a billionaire who sees you as fertilizer and instead of tossing a ring you're flailing wildly going NOBODY WANTS THIS
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Email more like screamail
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One man's mental illness is another man's shitpost
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Heroes like this make me realize I am not doing enough to troll my local government
Screenshot of a comment on an instagram video posted by a local mayor, reading: [redacted name] emailed you about an issue and i wamt to get ahead of it it is fake I do not steal their lettuce heads the lettuce heads are being eaten by the night deer I have told them this but they think thay becaysd I like lettuce I dress up as night deer and take it this is libelous and I will take appropriate action please disregard their email and/or take care of the night deer
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well. That's done.
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I drew a guy
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder if when he dies i am going to know simply because a vague tightness will have stopped gripping my heart. Or maybe it will be people hugging each other and drinking champagne in the streets that tips me off
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You think there's any way we can set up some sort of UBI from the Meta lawsuit
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Give a mouse a cookie and he'll want a glass of milk. Teach a mouse to cookie and he'll be milk for the rest of his life. (It is quite distressing)
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love is finding someone whose flaws you can live with. It sounds unromantic until you internalize that some of your supposed dealbreakers were really just surface level, that underneath the pet peeve is someone so transcendently wonderful you can't fathom holding any little thing against them
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's really those sweet, bighearted people who say the kindest things who need to hear them the most
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gone from "If I need it I'll buy it" to "what if I can make it" to "what if I make friends that make it for me and I do something for them in return"
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Man I assumed I had developed my self concept at 35 and that surely the rug wasn't about to yet again flee from under me and I'll be 37 soon with a fresh batch of "Who the Fuck am i Becoming? brewing
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't think the take away from "bad guy is complicated" stories is that it's okay to be bad because you're also complicated; it's that evil may be harder to identify based on which face they show you
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Screaming, crying, throwing up (ate food in the US in 2026)
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024
There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can't hit rock bottom drinkin bottomless mimosas
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It is crazy how easy it is to est too many muffins
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Man before doom scrolling on phones you really would have to attentitvely listen to your friends. Like you'd have to enjoy them for real because there's nothing to dissociaye into
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Watching My Dinner With Andre for the first time and really stressing about the fact i am 38 minutes in and they haven't gotten their food
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 06/08/2026
u ever become completely uninterested in everything on planet earth
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I imagine it would be nice to be fog. Just a cool mist dragging my belly over san francisco
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wow i really believed for awhile that the best movies on the planet were just Indie Movie Chronicling A Sad, Bad guy
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Been a day. But we'll get through it.
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't respect AI art. And nobody gets to automatically be granted respect because they made a thing. If you make AI art and it makes you angey that other people don't respect it...maybe use all that brain power you're supposedly saving ny using the slop machine and think about why it bugs you
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honestly if I thought the jews controlled space lasers I'd just convert
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Complaining here cuz I don't have a lot of other plaves to do so, but this is a vent so it's okay to scroll past this... I am tired of trying to find hope in the broken pieces of everything. I am so fucking stressed out, my body is fighting me on an hourly basis, the prospect of
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Portrait practice #artsky
Portrait of a woman, text reads: maube it was nothin', but these days Ican't help but hope that pretty girl was smilin at me cuz she wanted to break my heart
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My cat's name is Jimothy and this has been an interesting week on the internet
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I will never be convinced that the discord logo is anything besides a pig snout
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Took my meds a little late and now my legs are on fire. It's so crazy how in my head, taking a medicine is some sort of one and done deal and then i miss a dose and realise the sheer variety of ways i was wrong
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love giving a bad decision a second chance
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
America: It was fun* while it lasted *nah
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just realized I mandela effected the sleepy time tea bear into the Goodnight Moon book. Totally different guy
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Capitalist Homonculus Digital Painting I don't know if it was productive but it was cathartic
A disgusting twisted portrait of donald trump
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I fucking hate this guy
A portrait painting of donald trump with a twisted face
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Religion woukd be such a fun cultural exchange if there were no converting or annihilation of the other. Just a fun lil theory swap. "We believe our world was made in 6 days and then God took one off." "Really? Weird. We believe in getting our own moon." "Huh. In ours cows are sacred."
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