Reposted by IncogNematodeJust Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I swear I spend probably 82% of each day trying to find a comfortable position. 2175
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Starting to realize that the conservative view seems to be "taxes only fund the corrupt so we should all stop paying taxes" and the more dem- socialist view is "taxes should fund things for the people and not the corrupt" 000
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In the 90s tv kissing scenes showed nothing. Just two people hugging with their heads together like they're playing football 130
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Are you a therapist or are you just trying to brainwash someone into having a better life 030
Reposted by IncogNematodeBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Shouting that I conquered time itself as I stood on the remains of the shattered grandfather clock 13318
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Living in the us is waking up to the president setting a dog on fire and f*cking it and then seeing a meme about how the mayor of new york has secured a free birthday cake for every resident with extra sprinkles funded by evicting billionaires 000
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just wanna see C3P0 or Data have AI hallucinations and see how long it would take before everyone in universe decided the tech was functionally useless and chucked them out into space 011
Reposted by IncogNematodesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026won a ton on kalshi by correctly predicting everything would get much worse 516438
Reposted by IncogNematodeMickey’s in Cognitive Decline @mickeybiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Found a note in my stuff trying out the word “Nopefully” Is that a word yet? The hope that something *doesn’t* happen. 8375
Reposted by IncogNematodeConundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think Mitch McConnell is one of the vegetables that the FDA recalled 3 months ago. 1102
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Life of like a game of ring toss but instead of a spindle you're tossing a ring at the middle finger of a billionaire who sees you as fertilizer and instead of tossing a ring you're flailing wildly going NOBODY WANTS THIS 030
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One man's mental illness is another man's shitpost 020
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Heroes like this make me realize I am not doing enough to troll my local government 021
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I wonder if when he dies i am going to know simply because a vague tightness will have stopped gripping my heart. Or maybe it will be people hugging each other and drinking champagne in the streets that tips me off 030
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You think there's any way we can set up some sort of UBI from the Meta lawsuit 130
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Give a mouse a cookie and he'll want a glass of milk. Teach a mouse to cookie and he'll be milk for the rest of his life. (It is quite distressing) 141
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Love is finding someone whose flaws you can live with. It sounds unromantic until you internalize that some of your supposed dealbreakers were really just surface level, that underneath the pet peeve is someone so transcendently wonderful you can't fathom holding any little thing against them 020
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's really those sweet, bighearted people who say the kindest things who need to hear them the most 030
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Gone from "If I need it I'll buy it" to "what if I can make it" to "what if I make friends that make it for me and I do something for them in return" 130
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Man I assumed I had developed my self concept at 35 and that surely the rug wasn't about to yet again flee from under me and I'll be 37 soon with a fresh batch of "Who the Fuck am i Becoming? brewing 140
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don't think the take away from "bad guy is complicated" stories is that it's okay to be bad because you're also complicated; it's that evil may be harder to identify based on which face they show you 010
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Screaming, crying, throwing up (ate food in the US in 2026) 130
Reposted by IncogNematodeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done 5860561119
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You can't hit rock bottom drinkin bottomless mimosas 141
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It is crazy how easy it is to est too many muffins 021
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Man before doom scrolling on phones you really would have to attentitvely listen to your friends. Like you'd have to enjoy them for real because there's nothing to dissociaye into 030
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Watching My Dinner With Andre for the first time and really stressing about the fact i am 38 minutes in and they haven't gotten their food 020
Reposted by IncogNematodewill (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it." 12863227
Reposted by IncogNematodemr. cannoli @boner.ink · 06/08/2026u ever become completely uninterested in everything on planet earth 7824
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I imagine it would be nice to be fog. Just a cool mist dragging my belly over san francisco 042
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Wow i really believed for awhile that the best movies on the planet were just Indie Movie Chronicling A Sad, Bad guy 000
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don't respect AI art. And nobody gets to automatically be granted respect because they made a thing. If you make AI art and it makes you angey that other people don't respect it...maybe use all that brain power you're supposedly saving ny using the slop machine and think about why it bugs you 150
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Honestly if I thought the jews controlled space lasers I'd just convert 030
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Complaining here cuz I don't have a lot of other plaves to do so, but this is a vent so it's okay to scroll past this... I am tired of trying to find hope in the broken pieces of everything. I am so fucking stressed out, my body is fighting me on an hourly basis, the prospect of 120
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 20/07/2026My cat's name is Jimothy and this has been an interesting week on the internet 280
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I will never be convinced that the discord logo is anything besides a pig snout 230
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Took my meds a little late and now my legs are on fire. It's so crazy how in my head, taking a medicine is some sort of one and done deal and then i miss a dose and realise the sheer variety of ways i was wrong 020
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just realized I mandela effected the sleepy time tea bear into the Goodnight Moon book. Totally different guy 000
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Capitalist Homonculus Digital Painting I don't know if it was productive but it was cathartic 151
IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Religion woukd be such a fun cultural exchange if there were no converting or annihilation of the other. Just a fun lil theory swap. "We believe our world was made in 6 days and then God took one off." "Really? Weird. We believe in getting our own moon." "Huh. In ours cows are sacred." 020