ceej @ceej.online · 14/02/2024I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way 3337661320
picculius.bsky.social @picculius.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Bring back the bouncy smily that doubles everytime you click it. I wanna see what song my friends are listening to in their status message. 050
Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 02/01/2025can't make everyone in the chatroom's computer play the Windows start-up chime anymore, because of woke 082
clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 12/06/2024the one I got was cokegift.exe and frankly it was much funnier than it had any right to be 1120
Wildy 🦁🐾 @wildylion.bsky.social · 03/01/2025There is an urban legend about a FidoNet sysop who went on vacation, but because his node was crap and he didn't want his friends to lose access, he wired his doorbell to the nodes RESET button. And here I am, wiring/writing a zillion of Home Assistant stuff 2 seconds after my move to new place. 050
Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 12/06/2024Kids these days don’t even know how to take a screenshot of their friend’s desktop and save it as the desktop background and then hide all the icons. 27813
Lux Ghoulador 👻 @luxgalador.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@characterlimit.bsky.social this is a post id like you to see 110
L. Anthony Graham @grey-books.bsky.social · 12/06/2024I miss the screen cat and Tamagothi that just gave you a pet to play with them you could turn it off and it didn't cause anything but forgetting to feed it. 0130
Desz @desz.bsky.social · 13/06/2024Yeah, I hardly go into my office to use the computer these days. Instead, it's to take care of my ever growing new love that are house plants lol. 020
John Breen @breen.tech · 12/06/2024We called it initdns.vbs and we snuck it into the startup folder. Those were the days 030
Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I SWEAR I'm going to figure out this "widgets" thing that windows will probably depreciate while shoving copilot into every little corner, just so I can make silly little reminders and things that mean nothing but are fun to have hanging around. 110
Doug Hanke saw a yard gnome once @dougmakingstuff.com · 12/06/2024Everything has been downhill since the Oscar the Grouch INIT stopped working on MacOS. 192
Noice Carol Oates @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Or setting your coworker’s power on sound to cky and changing their wallpaper to a tiled gif of the giant jackass hand 040
WereWolfechu🌕🐺 @wolfechu.bsky.social · 02/01/2025My computer has angry mode (work hours) and fun mode (everything else) 020
SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 14/02/2024now pcs barely even have cd trays anymore, due to the woke mob 1651
Grimdoot @grimdoot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I once had a co-worker who sent me a "test build" that when executed turned up the volume to maximum and played a .wav of a guy shouting "Hey, everybody! I'm looking at porn over here!" Which naturally caused everyone in the vicinity to turn and look at my very red face. Good times. 0250
Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I'm mad that I HAVE to be mad about everything inside my computer. Being mad at my computer makes me sad. The sadness is maddening. As a result, I am FURIOUS right now. 010
Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Someone figured out "anger go in -> money come out" and no one has found this person and swatted them with a boat paddle yet. 0312
brain @littlebluecouch.bsky.social · 12/06/2024one time in the early days, i downloaded and ran a mystery .exe that cranked my volume up to max, then yelled "Hey everybody! I'm watching porno over here, woo-hoo!" and my stepdad got mad at me 6612
vena cava 💀 @bleed-peroxide.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My PC is for games and writing, I refuse to let it be the angry machine. 030
Derek Houck @derekhouck.com · 14/06/2024The pure, unadulterated joy of double-clicking sheep.exe... and then double-clicking it again. 140
Adam Snodgrass @overra.com · 02/01/2025i feel you. we gotta fight against it, so many fun things we can still do. 030
Billie @billievme.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Kids today with their so-called emojis. In my day we had to assemble our own little faces >_> 0130
The Cynical Platypus [Antifa Ornithorhynchidae] @nowayray.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I am a Coaster War Survivor. The struggle is real. 010
Steen Comer @mediapathic.bsky.social · 12/06/2024The time that someone installed MacPuke on every computer in the library where I worked was instrumental to my later careers. 081
