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Dubious Mitch

@weeznbeez.bsky.social
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 3h
And another thing, why is this the most common 4th move I face in the QGD??
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 3h
My opponent resigned here...??
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Crazy that someone can play >28,000 games on Lichess and still lose--in blitz--TO ME--this badly.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally, LLMs have advanced to the point where we can fully outsource artistic expression, and humanity can focus on activities that provide true spritual enrichment, like Securities Fraud.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a dream about an Iranian Matisyahu but instead of rapping about God, he was rapping about the Shah
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/09/2026
Remembering a great post
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anakin/padme star wars meme

I'm going to curtail civil liberties and increase economic hardships

But you'll keep the public appeased with magnificent military triumphs, right?
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We can’t know why God allows genocide to happen, He just works in mysterious ways, but also, we definitely know his opinions on same sex marriage.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Uhhh?
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One for the "Never Resign!" folder: I thought NxP here forced an easy with with either BxQ or BxN but I missed Qb1+! and I just lose my queen. But I didn't give up, because I knew I had some good minor piece activity coming my way, and black made a series of innocuous looking blunders....
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fun find in the Trompowski: e5! has only been played once in the Masters db here despite eval'ing at -1.1 (the prior position was reached only six times, evidently 3. c4 is an inaccuracy) and the game resulted in a draw even though the 2600 playing black had a win on the board by move 9!
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jon Ossoff tells Lawrence O’Donnell: “It’s been amazing to watch this White House melt down over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults — public officials, paid by the taxpayer, with immense power in positions of public trust… No one cares about their feelings.”
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Was at the gym and incidentally made eye contact with an employee who was so startlingly cute that I fumbled my earbuds case on the ground. FML.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JK Rowling names an Italian
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today’s Baseball name is Guido Joe Martini
Wedo Martini
Article Talk
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Guido Joe "Wedo" Martini (July 1, 1913 - October 28, 1970) was an American Major League Baseball (MLB) pitcher who played in 1935 with the Philadelphia Athletics. He batted and threw right-handed.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Side line from my game tonight. Obviously, white is winning six ways to Sunday, but Stockfish has a favorite move by far and if you can find it I'll eat my hat.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I could automatically claim victory in any game where I had a better than +1.5 eval, and my opponent could do the same, I would have a rating of like 2200.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hate it when my opponent ruins a beautiful position of mine by blundering
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allegra @allegramk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trump finally delivering on his campaign promise!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/08/2026
i know a guy with a framed picture of him sitting on gacy's lap at a birthday party where he was the clown they hired
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Opponent played a novel pawn sack on move 4 of the Neo-Grunfeld that's never been seen in Master level play that's actually totally viable, because dxe6 Bxe6 e4?! is met by Nxe4! and white is not going to have a fun time (which is exactly what happened in game).
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you were born in the same year the movie Frozen came out, you are now a teenager.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Novelty on move three! (For good reason)
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
After years of screwing it up I FINALLY properly punished the Englund gambit, specifically, the stupid Qe7 trap. One perfect game after a night of sub-par chess. Feels so good.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why would you call yourself “The Kremlin” unless you wanted people to associate you with a small, conniving little beast.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23/07/2026
NEWS: Democrats hit 53% in the latest Fox News generic congressional ballot—the highest percentage either party has reached in Fox's polling since 1996.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every song released by a female Gen Z artists is either “smol bean” or “BAD BITCH” no in-between as far as capitalization is concerned
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Drivers license on my phone when
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's because she's a democratic socialist and Carney is a neoliberal banker. He doesn't want home prices to drop or more people to be housed. There has to be a permanent and growing underclass of poverty to keep the ultra wealthy as rich as possible
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Big missed opportunity that Pet Shop Boys never released an album named Beach Sounds
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Unexpectly delivered a check that I didn't realize was mate (blitz). Very pleasant surprise, can't remember the last time that happened.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Samisch KID can be really dangerous if your opponent doesn't know what they're supposed to be doing.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me: Think for 3 minutes in this position, come up with Rc2, one of the top engine lines (though not quite as good as e5!) Opponent: Immediately plays e6, a move I already realized was not possible two moves ago before I played Nd5 ...I'm really working too hard against some of these opponents.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wild when MAGA Republicans try to trace their ideological lineage back to the founding fathers, like yeah man, Jefferson was all about the unitary executive theory.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Last night on Lichess: started a 30+20 game and got hit with server issues by move 11, lost 28 of my 30 minutes, blundered, and still won by move 16. Opponent had like 10 free minutes to think on this position while the game was frozen and still missed Nxe6 (which I saw almost immediately)
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Budnik @realburneracct.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Magic “The Gathering” Johnson
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every time I log back on chess dot com for whatever reason it is somehow more trash than the time before.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sounds like America will have to get prepared for population decline then. Sorry, don’t know what else to tell you.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 10/07/2026
i hope the maine situation is somewhat revelatory wrt how candidates are "selected" to run and that it's very rare, even for a small state, that you have an actual choice in who gets all the "juice". people like to think that it's as simple as putting your name in the hat
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
reading Theory
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If your opponent plays the Catalan, you're going to have a bad time.
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
White to move. Very satisfying!
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My “Never defend a guy with a Nazi tattoo“ policy is batting 1.000
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
America. Fuck yeah. 😔
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This country is Don in the Trumps
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Dubious Mitch @weeznbeez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel like this somehow applies to chess youtu.be/MHzOOMdhAhE?...
youtu.be
my cousin vinny card scene
YouTube video by Jay Brewer
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