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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney

@nerdsonsafari.bsky.social
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Please stop yelling at me you're scaring my geese. Also hey do you like greasy, dumb, joyful videos about video games OKAY GOOD 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM. You... Tube?: youtube.com/@nerdsonsafari

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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Frowny's Hot List of Hot Video Games is COMPLETE. Delicious mix of stuff in here, including a few games I ain't never even seen never. Never never.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The best videos tickle little horror stories outta you.
Brilliant video! Brought back a ton of memories.

Li'l story you might appreciate: when I was a kid, I was enamoured with LBA. Completely entranced by the world, the characters, the presentation in general. So when the sequel launched, I HAD to have it.

BUT! At the time, my dad hadn't yet wrapped his mind around the notion that video games could be a worthwhile pursuit, which meant it'd always take loads of negotiating and convincing (and whining, probably) before he'd agree to shell out any cash for a new game. The details are fuzzy, but I must've asked for LBA 2 as an early birthday present or something. Signed up for chores. Traded semi-vital organs. I was VERY young, but apparently I had a knack for wheelin' and dealin'.Anyway, we drive to the store, grab a copy of the game in that big cardboard box covered in big, blue, cloudy box art. I'm losing it man. I'm salivating. My tiny body is vibrating with excitement.

Before we could begin the long drive home though, we had another stop to make. We park alongside the curb, and NO WAY am I leaving this precious cargo in the car. So, cradling this giant, unwieldy box to my chest, I pop the door open, and awkwardly shimmy out of my seat.

The thing is, we'd just had an unholy amount of rain. Monstrous stuff. Wet, everywhere. The streets were slick. The world was one big puddle.Maybe I was distracted by the need to protect this magnificent Thing I had in my hands, but at some point I lost my footing. I slipped. I fumbled my hold on this perfect box. This box that, in turn, held within it an entire world I'd been DYING to explore, an adventure I'd spent months bargaining for the chance to go on. And so, it fell. Neatly between the curb and the car, and right into a chunky puddle of gross gutter water. I snatched it back up as fast as I could, but... you know. Cardboard. The damage was done.

The good news is, the disc was obviously fine, and I loved every moment I spent with Little Big Adventure 2. Can't see screenshots of the game without feeling all warm and fuzzy. But that beautiful box? Ruined. A gutter-spoiled horrorshow. I sobbed on that street. I sobbed in the car. I sobbed for hours. Maybe even days. Fully inconsolable.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I agree! I *am* too annoying, which is why my first instinct is to reply with some flippant bullshit. Buuut maybe my more seasoned YT peeps can help me out with the best branching story choice here. Do I not respond? Do I remove? Do I go nuclear option, and hide user from channel?
Screenshot of a comment over on my YouTube channel.

It reads: "Made it to 40 seconds. This guy is too annoying."

And like, can't argue with that, seems pretty accurate.
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 18/12/2025
Today is the day, my birthday! My treat: 30+ minutes of Q's and A's and my beautiful face. Twice, if you count the portrait of child me! youtu.be/3sQKa_qNSJI
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The 5000 Subscriber Q&A Spectacular
YouTube video by Alien Bob
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KalTheSkeleton @kaltheskeleton.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Come one, come all, see the review for a 21 year old racing game that people are calling "fine, I guess?" and "not much of a review, he spent half the time talking about the soundtrack". youtu.be/uxQwEDl1Nsw
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Symphony of Metal - A Burnout Takedown Review
YouTube video by KalTheSkeleton
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Fucking love when the devs of my favourite games take a hard-line stance against genAI horseshit. They're tucking me in at night. They're giving me a li'l kiss on the forehead. They're telling me everything's gonna be okay.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Word on the street is the next Mad Max movie will see Max facing his greatest challenge yet: surviving three laps around Baby Park.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Apologies for dropping the goof-wall for a second here, but I've had a pretty shitty couple of years, with far more losses than wins, so it's felt fucking incredible to get positive reinforcement on the things I make from a bunch of very, VERY cool people these past few months.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Look at this smug bastard. If I was capable of taking naps this powerful I'd be unstoppable.
Smug li'l frog having a smug li'l nap, smugly.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
People deny the existence of a merciful god but then like how do you explain my Mutuals feed, huh? HUH?!
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Every 5 popped balloons release enough Woke Energy into the atmosphere to kill 1 heterosexual elephant.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you've never showered to the OG Super Mario Bros. soundtrack, can recommend. Though it did feel like a bit of a personal attack when it came time to scrub down a, uh, a highly sensitive zone, and the death/game-over tune played right on cue, which... you know what, fair enough.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
All that HORSES drama blew right by me while I was off playin' with bugs or whatever, so this video was an excellent way for me to catch up and GET HORSED.
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This banned steam game is a Masterpiece
YouTube video by Katie and Catburger
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This what happens when you fail at maintaining basic butthole hygiene.
Photo of the butt (...or head? Maybe both?) of some type of giant furry centipede (...or Dark Souls boss? Maybe both?)
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 09/12/2025
NEW VIDEO: I end the year by taking a quick look at all my weird gamepads. It takes a while because there's a lot of them. youtu.be/dRyPY4T8NTc
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The most Cursed Controllers in my collection
YouTube video by Alien Bob
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
EVERY genAI JIZZFARM: This changes everything. Anyone can make a TV-ready McDonald's ad from their couch in like 5 minutes. ALSO EVERY genAI JIZZFARM: This was so hard you guys like wow! It's just like a real production! 8 Real Artists died from overexertion! I haven't seen my family in mo—
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
PICTURED: me, hangin' out in the wilderness with my little bags of snacky snacks.
Photo of a tiny jumping spider that's retreated into the safety of a hole in a tree. It's got a hold of something. A moth maybe? Who knows. Spidey snacks, probably.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fucked off to the wilderness for a li'l holiday, tossed my phone and computer in A Big Hole so I could tune out for a bit. WHAT'D I MISS?
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There's some, uh... some Stuff happening in this show, all played mighty confidently. Digging the music and sound design too. Reeeaaally hope they stick the landing.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Casual reminder that there is no ethical way to use generative AI. The input is unethical. Which means the output is (and will always be) fundamentally unethical.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Has "media literacy" broken containment and become the catch-all insult of the day or something? Having said that, I do believe that pasta is the most casually disrespectful of all the carbohy— SHUT UP AND GET MEDIA LITERATE, BRO.
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Alien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 17/11/2025
theunderscore.xyz
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"By integer multiples" hahahaha Tim. TIM. Tim what the fuck does that MEAN, Tim?
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Good egg. Powerful.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Started watching 1899. Bit shaky here and there, but pretty good so far. Highly atmospheric, very moody, everyone's haunted in some way, loads of fog. In other words: Silent Hill but big boat.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 14/11/2025
This unusual little Japanese instrument is such a vibe ✨ Designed in 1980s Ikebukuro, originally intended to teach koto scales and soundtrack poetry readings
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Obviously it didn't gel with everyone, and that's totally fine, but I dunno maaan I'm pretty proud of my Look Outside video. Knew it'd be a major challenge to imbue a game like Look Outside with the same chaotic energy as my other vids, but I went for it anyway, and I'm glad I did.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Look, I'm not saying replaying Super Mario Odyssey is the cure for Everything. But like, I'm not NOT saying that either.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Begging Capcom to let me do the voice of a second, booby-prize merchant in all future Resident Evils. Underachieving twin brother of RE4's merchant, selling nothing but USB cables, and various expired milks.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Looong tree.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Doing physical comedy when no-one's watching to prove I'm in it for the love of the game.
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The Gammelier @thegammelier.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
TJ’s tight editing and great sense of humor is well worth your time, I promise It’s only at 42 views…
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Had to get a new bank card, and every time one of my subscription payments fail I can feel myself growing in power. The shackles, they crumble.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Crazy-good video, regular-crazy thumbnail.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
HEY! I'm J. Robert Oppenheimer, and WE... are the Big Bomb Boys. In today's episo—
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just out here absolutely OBLITERATING my dural sac.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
[chanting] new Bob new Bob NEW BOB!
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If you close your eyes, clear your mind, and concentrate real hard, you'll hear the distant, unmistakable sound of someone getting nuclear-grade angry about the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
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Cockatrice @therealcockatrice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Doing a fun experiment in GZDoom, er UZDoom or whatever. Have some rigidbody kart physics. It's super bouncy because it's more fun to show off that way.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Guys. GUYS! My first negative comment. I HAVE ARRIVED.
Screenshot of a pair of YouTube comments.

COMMENTER:

This video tries so hard to be funny but none of the jokes land, it's like you're trying to make content for children but your videos content are for older audiences, I definitely suggest having someone (that you know will tell you the truth) look over your scripts.

MY REPLY:

* fart *
* wet squelch *
* clown honk *
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Look at this spooky little fucker. Dressed as a bee for Halloween but they're not fooling anyone. 🙄
Tiny jumping spider with one of its tiny legs up in the air. EVERYBODY HANDS GO UP.Tiny jumping spider hangin' out beside a biiig light. It's actually a tiny light, but it dwarfs the spidey.Tiny jumping spider. Its black-and-yellow colouring kinda makes it look like a bee, but it is not, in fact, a bee.Tiny jumping spider, looking tiny and jumpy.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Now that the video's finally done I can catch up on all the things I've been putting off doing while I worked on it. Such as breathing, and eating various types of food.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
IT'S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE. New video. Look Outside. Big watch. Max legs. Very tired. Love you.
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NO TIME TO EXPLAIN: Look Outside is a Good Video Game
YouTube video by Nerds on Safari
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Crazy close to wrapping up the next video, but hoooly shit this one has kicked my ass every step of the way. Suffering from Acute Video Psychosis over here. The walls, Jimothy! THE WALLS ARE MELTING.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If you're making a video game and you need a voice for one of your characters, and you stoop to using genAI to get it done, that's loser shit. Max-level embarrassing. Back in the day they'd just shove Janine from accounting into a recording booth. BRING BACK JANINE FROM ACCOUNTING.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm dumb/stubborn as shit so *obviously* I went with the more challenging option. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I regret everything, but I will say that I regret everything.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Floor beef.
Floor beef.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Li'l teaser for the next video.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Watched a movie last night. Pretty good. Fun romp, decent acting, generally well-made all around really. Writing stumbled a bit in the final third, but solid 3, 3.5 stars I'd say. Would recommend.
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Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney @nerdsonsafari.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Yoshi's digestive tract is incredibly robust, but it's also finite. Crack him open, you'll find apples, mushrooms, hundreds of Goombas, all packed in there under enormous pressure. Yoshi's vocalizations are really the screams of his absurdly compressed victims, only audible when he opens his mouth.
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