Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My husband last week: I don’t think we’re going to have too much zucchini Me, looking at the 12 zucchini plants: uhhhh My husband this week: so 191434
Judy Schmidt @geckzilla.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I'm just here to create a bridge between you and Sam Lawler mastodon.social/@sundogplane...mastodon.socialProf. Sam Lawler (@sundogplanets@mastodon.social)Picked the first 2 teeny tiny zucchini today! (And I picked them teeny tiny because I can see that I'm going to be drowning in zucchini in about 2 days. Why did my partner plant 12 zucchini plants?!... 010
ddouglas 💎 🇺🇦 🦋 @dd9000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Um, I thought you bought a house not a farm. 🙂🙃😊☺️🙃🙂 010
Doctor Apatite @doctorapatite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The best part of TOO MANY ZUKES is when you forget to pick one of them, and then a few days later you look at the window and wonder "Who left a green K-bottle in our yard?" 020
Caroline in the Woods @windmillhill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Over planted cuz I assumed squash vine bug disorder but so far awash in zucchini 030
Highway|Dan @highway-dan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There's an opportunity for you in 3 weeks: nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...nationaldaycalendar.comSNEAK SOME ZUCCHINI INTO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S PORCH DAYSneak Some Zucchini Into Your Neighbor's Porch Day on August 8 offers gardeners a way to rid themselves of extra produce. For some, this day offers a way to rid their garden of an overproducing s... 021
Rick Gregory @rickgregory.me · 17/07/2026TWELVE??? My dad planted 5 when I was kid and we gave away bags of that stuff for 2 months 080
Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Update he has informed me he is happy to eat one zucchini per day. Who wants to tell him. 9651
Yvette Cendes @whereisyvette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026At the farmers market when we were buying seedlings my husband was like “but do we really want only one zucchini plant? We should get more!” I was like yeah, no 1100
Mike Brown @plutokiller.com · 17/07/2026ok so I am still always a little surprised when you say "my husband" and then I remember that, oh yeah, I officiated that ceremony. 170
darrentuer.bsky.social @darrentuer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Reminds me of a guy I used to work with that got convinced to take his dads 21 chickens. “How many eggs could they produce? Like one each a week?” (Fast forward a week) “Hey….do you want some eggs?” 010
Danielle Johnson @dwhren.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I have to question what you were thinking when you planted 12 zucchini plants 290
Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Starting your own zucchini-themed farmer’s market this year. Classy move, you two. 😎😎 010
Andrew K. Gardner @akgardner.com · 17/07/2026When I was a kid my uncle made the same mistake. He had so much zucchini he couldn't give it away and ended up using some as fetch toys for the dogs. 110
Erin Ryan @erinleeryan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I feel like y'all have enough distance from neighbours to make the midnight porch zucchini fairy impractical. 1110
Justin 👻 Booeist @justinbuist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I used to hang out with some guys that farmed 150 acres of zucchini and according to them you can work it into an apple pie recipe. I think it's actually kind of a normal thing. 010
