half monkey. half jew.

goin' down the road feelin bad duck. jayhawk. YNWA.

Just two stupid dogs. That’s all.

https://www.timparenti.com/ Proud #Pitt alum and timezone guy. Overall enthusiast in everything.

Sports watcher. Animal lover. Cinema enjoyer.

lefty southerner in chicago / assistant comptroller of antifa / rundle c division 1 cfb, uva, RED stars, effzeh, panthers, cubs/orioles opinions are my own an

Do justly now, love mercy now, walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

Part-time man of principle. Fuck you; make me. Also, Tottenham Hotspur and Penn State football.

Feels cliche to say avid reader but god i love books. And yes, Audiobooks are books. That counts as reading. (Claire Hutton Stan Account)

"The Sports Dad who roasts with style. NFLGimpy serves up sports commentary with a side of Dad humor--extra crispy" according to some AI bot.

College football by day. Timberwolves by night. Dive bar by day and by night. http://douglas-farmer.com/

He/him. Writer and watcher of Atlanta sports. Don’t know why about the latter either.

Arkansas, Braves, Chiefs, Chelsea, Penguins, LOTR, SW, part time lawyer, full time dad

your favorite rowdy dirtbag uncle boilermaker KCMO

I used to be a guy from Ohio. Then spent my 30’s in Austin. And now I find myself in California.

Sports. Politics. Cats. Sarcasm. Ole Miss, Reds, Bengals, Hawks, Atlanta United.

You can’t talk butterfly shit with a caterpillar

Aspiring geospatial/snow/earth science/stats nerd. I also like sports analytics. previously MS Geography at UNR #TheStoryOfSlate #ThatsSoGMC

Philly sports Penn State alum Liverpool #ynwa Was @YNWABell on the other site

MPLS Irrationally optimistic MN sports rube

Yinzer sports and Newcastle United. “We're descended from court jesters, Quite sure of that. Could you kindly pass around the hat?”

timberwolvespilled he/him

Reskeets = Endorsements by myself, my employer, my family, my friends and everyone who has ever known me.

Same @ on Twitter / chrislaporte810 on IG & Threads Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10 Democrat Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan Trekkie Future "X" Refugee

SCSU Alum #GOHUSKIESWOOOOO | Twins | Vikings | Wolves | Wild

That guy from that blog long time ago. Now running a South Korean politics newsletter, but here only for shitposting. Subscribe to The Blue Roof: www.blueroofpo

*Social Media is a Retardant* Your Favorite Liquor Store Clerk Master of the Thulsa Stare. Bigg’un Brigade- A microdivision of The Chungus State. Tender hea

Creature of the night forced to operate during business hours 🧛🏻 Future raider of The Criterion Closet Knows ball 🏀 🏈

I'm a bit of a casual expert on the Dunning-Krueger effect

Pitt/Pitt Band alumna. President of the Pitt Band Alumni Council. Cat mom. Pens fan. Fueled by metal and marching band. Usually funny, always hailing. [she/her]

Had no desire to share any actual personal information on the hellapp but I am a producer/composer/synth tinkerer. Let’s get wacky

Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/he

Relentless Ohioan. Sandwich Enthusiast. Above Average F1 enjoyer (Haas/Cadillac/Hamilton). Cleveland sports. Everton football. DC United soccer. Big Sirens Guy.