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@someguyinhtown.bsky.social
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Just two stupid dogs. That’s all.

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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks. Come back better pls. Maybe an outfielder? One?
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lambert looked like he hurt himself a couple batters ago and hasn’t thrown the same since.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See how nobody is booing Altuve?
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disappointed the crowd didn’t give a sarcastic ovation when Walker struck out.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I probably wouldn’t boo the team in that spot, but I’m not blaming anyone for doing it. This is the dying breaths of a golden era, and the owner has mismanaged it to wild degrees. The boos are as much for that as players having a bad day.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last home playoff game the Astros won was the ALDS in 2023. This whole year this team has been mediocre at best. They’re only in the playoffs because someone from the AL West is legally required to. I love the Astros, but I’m not blaming people for not taking a PTO day to go see this in person.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick like a bandaid, Astros
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw a play where Chambliss definitely intended to throw it forward
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artwork by the fantastic @nathandiffee.bsky.social
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paul F. Tompkins is the funniest man on Earth
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well I WAS excited about LSU game week, but now I’m just endlessly annoyed and I kinda hate how this is all starting off. Like, I already hated it for sure, but now it’s a less fun hate.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m at a conference in Arlington and it’s across from what looks like either a Sam’s Club or the Rangers ballpark and it’s a legit toss up
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So the last line of that letter said “possible entry” for the 2027 draft.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpson gif.
static.klipy.com
Bart Simpson: I'll Try To Try
ALT: Bart Simpson: I'll Try To Try
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Knicks are always teetering on an edge of awesome and incredibly stupid.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Spurs shit their pants so hard their socks flew off
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
le butin citron
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Best I had.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Peerless Price
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So we’re not doing the no hitter thing again today then?
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When I worked at TNA we used to sit in booking meetings and laugh about how rich we‘d all be if you could bet on pro wrestling but that would be impossible
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Losing Correa is huge in name, but he hasn’t been THAT Correa in years. This is overblown other than it’s just another Astro injury in a long series of injuries.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a dog is crying while looking at an iphone
ALT: a dog is crying while looking at an iphone
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And when there’s was one set of footprints that was when Yordan was carrying to whole damned team
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
every sports fanbase thinks their team is the worst but clippers fans are right
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Can’t wait for Astros opening day tomorrow!!
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can’t wait for Astros opening day tomorrow
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Buy it
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 11/03/2026
Kobe would never have posted a gaudy scoring total if it meant eclipsing a great player from the past, though, having been justly renowned for his willingness to take a back seat and let others enjoy the glory
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is a dummy message sent via braze, please capture a screenshot once you receive it. This should take you to the recently added gallery.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/02/2026
This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I want to talk to the developer at Microsoft who decided to allow emoji reactions to outlook emails instead of responses. I just want to talk, I swear.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Weapons (2025, dir. Zach Cregger)
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
AI has a lot of great uses. Letting it blindly write tailored headlines for your homepage shouldn’t be one of them.
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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 29/01/2026
Major change: No Ozzy
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You’ve come a long way buddy
Sam Darnold points at the camera with “OUT INDEFINITELY - SAT ON HIS OWN BALLS” next to him
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/01/2026
This is the year. Jarrett Stidham has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 13/01/2026
The Steelers have now lost seven straight playoff games. They have trailed on every second-half snap in every one of those games.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
this but butt naked
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Kinder’s Real Texas BBQ Sauce of California welcomes you to Houston
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is somehow worse than the Tyson fight.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
No matter how much money they pour into them, these Netflix boxing productions always have a made for TV sports movie quality to them.
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What the opposite of charisma?
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Just Some Guy @someguyinhtown.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
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