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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp

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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kirk Herbstreit the kinda guy who talks through a moment of silence

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

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caleb @cjfeist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@andrewkilger.bsky.social when the bills win but he disapproves of the head coach

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

baseball historical data: we at retrosheet have found that on august 2nd, 1911, bricky sticks did not in fact advance to third on a fielder's choice. we regret the error nfl historical data: in 2023 a center snapped the ball to himself and scored a -109 yard field goal. what a play by [NULL]

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

just turned on a baseball game and saw that mitch mcconnell is batting seventh for the rockies. what the fuck are you doing man

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

game 6 of the nba finals is expected to be attended by mayor andrew cuomo

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2026

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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caleb @cjfeist.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

there will be words found later, but for now, thank you.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

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theclock.bsky.social @theclock.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I try to tell my friend @cjfeist.bsky.social this Hank but no dice 🥲

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

i wish rich people had more money

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

jj mccarthy isn't a good quarterback

homer in the bushes except it's the norman rockwell freedom of speech guy

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes! me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease. donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/03/2025

Eventually

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caleb @cjfeist.bsky.social · 21/03/2025