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The Right Runcible Howard Batey

@howardbatey.bsky.social
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Bookworm living in Llandaff. Happy Public Servant. Loves Heidi (Wife), good books of all stripes, History, Rugby, Elvis, & Tea. Posting here in a personal capacity.

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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 7h
They're desperate to get Richard E Grant into at least 3 episodes, aren't they? #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 7h
Miranda's got a Hitler 'tash #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 7h
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 7h
Have they just buried Eamonn Holmes? #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 7h
Wonder if Maya had Sugar Puffs for breakfast? #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Oi! Winkleman! That was my line! #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
She's not exactly Claudia Twinkletoes in those boots #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
That was your starter for 10, Amol #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Kemp's face! #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Honey Monster more like, Maya #CelebrityTraitors
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
#TOTP
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Tom Jones Dancing on The Tom Jones Show
ALT: Tom Jones Dancing on The Tom Jones Show
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Hold on, I think I might be pregnant #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
I will be bailing out of #TOTP at 8pm for The Celebrity Traitors.
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Nicko McBrain is hosting a curry night in Trecco Bay, Porthcawl next month. I have not made that up. #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Oh hello #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
I saw Blue Man Group in Vegas. It was better than this. #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
"Extra chunky hard-core beats" is it, Jamie? #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Is this a song about J. G. Ballard's book? #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
#TOTP
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Miranda Hart's Disgusted Face
ALT: Miranda Hart's Disgusted Face
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Didn't you hear me? #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
#TOTP
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
ALT: Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Liked this album. #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Achillies Heel is not a great title #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 8h
Here's a song from the IT network equipment company #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 9h
Made In London, voices trained in vain #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 9h
They don't write them like this anymore, do they? Thank Christ. #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 9h
Uzi Lover #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 9h
Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence #TOTP
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 9h
Evening all. Am in a Premier Inn on the outskirts of Plymouth, dining on fried chicken and snarking on #TOTP while drinking g&t from a tin. #Winning
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 14h
I'm in the motorway services at Exeter. My life of nonstop glamour continues....
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The coffins have not been constructed right for this, one should have the door on the left side, the other on the right side so they'd be close together #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp is narked, he was expecting the 'doof doofers' #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember, remember, the first of October. It's the Gunpowder yacht! #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the game, Michael, that's what's afoot #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no, has he scuppered himself #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Funny how sharp Blunt is looking... #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grant will be straight after Sheen #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claude stomping 😆 #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has Richard E Grant gone on a reality show by mistake? #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Holiday By Mistake Withnail
ALT: Holiday By Mistake Withnail
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Straight from the Clauditorium #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who is he? #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is she wearing a bin bag? #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey boy! Hey girl! Superstar DJs! Here we go! #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any consensus on which hashtag to use? #TheCelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone know how Julie is getting on?
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A song for today's main character.... youtube.com/watch?v=6AtO...
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Shakin' Stevens - Oh Julie
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How long before this 'Five Go Mad in Fairford' story gets optioned by Hollywood?
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Called it-a-rooney! #GBBO
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Off you pop-a-rooney! #GBBO
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the #GBBO crowd will appreciate this charity cake sale poster I saw today
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