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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick)

@julia1973.bsky.social
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Funny woman. Consummate liar. Loves to cook, travel and complain about the state of the world. Learning to walk in heels 👠 and make soup are current life goals

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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 8h
Apropos of nothing
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Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Iceman Cometh!
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22h
This is a Christian country.
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jason Manford's evil alter ego
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Geography
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
High urban version
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Despicable Me: Parking Gone Wrong
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just got Wordle in 1. This suggests today is going to be especially shit
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Star Wars meme featuring Uncle Owen standing in the desert of Tatooine in front of a moisture farm. Above him, quotation text reads: "I didn't vote for Amidala. She had a weird laugh and not much experience. Palpatine said he'd lower prices but now I'm about to lose my farm." A red banner at the bottom reads: "LOCAL FARMER IS WORRIED."
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IYKYK
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Dickie Davies Waving on World of Sport
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw this list short elsewhere ... reminding me of our lawless country today. Imagine if a list was made detailing all the lawlessness by our leader, S.C., Senate, House, FBI & Pentagon. How long would it be? ================
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beware of ‘maple-washing’ at the liquor store. #BuyCanadian (Video: @pauldoroshenko.com)
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please can someone call the burns unit? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Has Ahmed @HasAhmed_20h

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The only Muslim bothered about you eating this much bacon is your cardiologist.

Lee Anderson MP

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@LeeAn....

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It's all about choices!

I've made mine.
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I say he is the messiah and I should know, I've followed a few
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John Cleese in Life of Brian: 'There's always one'
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are we certain they aren't laughing at them?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just because I strongly oppose any measure to tackle Russian misinformation, doesn’t mean I’m on Russia's side. In unrelated news, one of the few times I bothered turning up for work as an MEP was to vote AGAINST measures to tackle the spread of Russian misinformation...
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had a bit of fun with That Danny Tommo wrap group ‘Right Said Fred’ yesterday. Or should I say ‘Wrong Said Fred.’ 😊 www.thepoke.com/2026/09/22/t...
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This takedown of Right Said Fred’s ‘holiday’ moan was already good and it just gets better
You’ll remember Right Said Fred from back in the day when they briefly bothered the charts, but are now better known as conspiracy cheerleaders and railing against vaccines and lockdown back in they. ...
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Endangering another during a journey by sea; criminal damage; carrying an offensive weapon; possession of a bladed article; conduct endangering ships or individuals; unlawfully and intentionally destroying a ship breaching section 11 of the aviation and maritime security act;
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The short version is: get daddy to buy you a load of houses and brag like a whiny dipshit
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just like the hipster bars on Underbank
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Philomena Cunk's Serious Reflection
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a horrifying truth. Unless you're fortunate enough to be in the richest few percent, if you're under 40 you have spent your entire working life in a kind of personal recession.
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Asinine With the emphasis on ass
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who order coffee on a plane should be forced to walk to their destination You've just spend all that time in an airport where mediocre coffee was available. But no, you ordered abominable coffee on a plane which means half the flight crew are running around after you.
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beatles or stones - Wings John or Paul - Ringo Zappa or Beefheart. The Carpenters Dogs or cats - Parrots Blur or Oasis- Embrace Stars wars or Star Trek - Space 1999 Tea or Coffee- Oveltine Wine or Beer- Mead MJackson or Prince - Imagination Sherbet Dip Dab
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arsenal doing a Liverpool
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All illegal drugs are gateway drugs because they put you in contact with illegal drug dealers. Unless you legalised them
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Butterfingers: Cartoon Beer Spill
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 16/09/2026
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Countess Luann Crying Laughing
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff @suellade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Says a man who left his wife and 3 kids , and shacked up with a married woman 12 years younger than him
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tubula maga
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You mean spill the tea? No I mean spill the beans ffs!
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The real headline should be: Nigel Farage just sold Britain to the highest bidder
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
CEO of Senuous
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck off Bruno
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Super Sentai Hurricaneger Crying Hamster
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
'STATE CAPTURE' is a type of systematic corruption whereby narrow interest groups take control of the institutions and processes through which public policy is made, directing public policy away from the public interest and instead shaping it to serve their own interests
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The law, like Jenrick himself, is an ass
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fair fight : Far right Typos?
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's a lot of (t)issues
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah but... Not as cool as 6 month year olds
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Pie Thagoram @piethagoram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We remember
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Julia In The Dining Room (With The Candlestick) @julia1973.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible The Peardrop Explodes
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 10/09/2026
If you're in government watching criminal-led blackshirt thugs in balaclavas wage war on the RNLI and you're hedging your bets because you're not sure who the majority of the country will side with, why do you even want to be in government? Why would you WANT to lead people you think so little of?
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Truth
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