iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

josh @purplelemons.dev · 28/09/2026

i feel like i'd do really well with diplomatic immunity

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 25/09/2026

jokes is like jazz: you hit all the wrong notes on purpose and watch the audience for projectiles

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 24/09/2026

and by "objective" i mean "relative to humans on earth"

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 18/09/2026

kid named nominative determinism

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 18/09/2026

ironically, daily dose of internet clips of people getting injured are the only clips that include "Nobody was hurt" on the bottom right of the screen

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 17/09/2026

goddamn, kevin warsh aint nobody's bitch. also hes got w rizz

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 17/09/2026

wow, cologne is an effective tear gas

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/09/2026

in the end, new age medicine was right: some rocks really do have a magical aura. it's ionizing radiation

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/09/2026

my extreme preparedness is often mistaken for clairvoyance

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/09/2026

so I’m “under arrest.” interesting. perhaps you didn’t realize I’m one of bluesky’s 38 most influential posters

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 06/09/2026

i hate when people call me cold-blooded because, if you know me at all, basking in the sun to warm could kill me in a matter of minutes

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 05/09/2026

was the ABCs song supposed to rhyme???

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 29/08/2026

*another nickel clinks in the jar* "did you say 'uppest-stairs' when you meant 'on the roof' again?" "... yes"

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 29/08/2026

"uh hi, rich people bank? yes, i was calling to order a new checkbook with extra space for more zeros"

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 28/08/2026

what if everyone decided to stop using social media

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2026

not stoked on the idea of my child becoming tiktok famous at sixteen wearing a stupid fake mustache and doing an impression of me being vulnerable about the pandemic

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 27/08/2026

mad props to all the grifters who made their money the hard way instead of crypto rugpulls

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 23/08/2026

humans have always enjoyed dick measuring, even if it's to the point of self-sabotage

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 22/08/2026

why don't our bladders need to fart?

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 20/08/2026

marty mcfly and doc brown christmas special: back to the north pole

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/08/2026

i learned a new word a few days ago but i alreadu frogot it

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 17/08/2026

magenta is merely a pigment of your imagination

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/08/2026

there is a fine line between nostalgia and feeling unc

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 09/08/2026

the universe might be a 4 dimensional brick

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 07/08/2026

wait hold on spacex is doing a nortel. they got nasdaq to lower the maturity period to 15 days so that everyone's 401ks would buy it. history is literally repeating itself.

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 05/08/2026

i have a bad feeling about this next election

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/08/2026

where are those minimalist guys at now, anyway? did they evaporate

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 02/08/2026

every time someone trolls me with the "manual breathing" or "manual blinking" thing, im just thankful that doesn't happen with heartbeat

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 25/07/2026

i love the lightning, but thunder scares the shit out of me

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 22/07/2026

i believe in the multiverse, but where my timeline branches when the weather person on TV says a percent chance of something happening

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 21/07/2026

GooberEats is when you text ur friends one by one if they have mac n cheese and if they do can they please bring it over

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/07/2026

electric tennis racquet so that i can vaporize my enemies at 3 million watts

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/07/2026

if i was a headache, would you still love me?

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/07/2026

help i googled "echo vs reverb" and i still cant understand the difference

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/07/2026

curiosity, didnt kill the cat. lil bro just gets an existential crisis every now and then

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/07/2026

germs are naked to the invisible eye

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 08/07/2026

do u have 20/20 hearing?

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 07/07/2026

the period of time between me learning about a new meme and that meme dying is getting smaller and smaller. i fear memes will eventually start dying before i even hear about them

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 04/07/2026

AAAAGH WHY DOES MASS ONLY SEEM TO BE LINKED TO THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM VIA GENERAL RELATIVITY

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 04/07/2026

overclocking my high-dpi scanner into a laser printer

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 04/07/2026

Leonardo da Vinci resolve studio 21.0.2

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 03/07/2026

"yesterday" and "tomorrow" confuse me so much because they always change the next day

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 01/07/2026

i said "put the jar in the container" in VC (when talking about a modded Minecraft server running in Docker) and everyone laughed at me like i was a crazy person

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 26/06/2026

is Talk to Ben the modern version of a magic 8 ball?

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/06/2026

my linode server has more reliable uptime than my apartment's electricity AND THERES NOT A LIVING BEING INHABITING MY LINODE

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 18/06/2026

"with great power comes great responsibility" my great responsibility is resisting the daily introduce thoughts to isolate the CEO from the environment with my great power

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