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He/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer Repetition and omission common because dysgraphia. Thanks for understanding. Every thought is tangential.

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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 3h
Well I guess sleeping isn’t on the docket tonight.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 3h
Watched Matchbox: The Movie and I loved it. It’s sort of one of those over the top action/comedies you would have seen in the early 2000’s, like The Pacifier or even Transformers or Mission Impossible. It was stupid, but extremely fun and enjoyable.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 5h
Maya just jams herself against whatever furniture she can find.
Maya, an Akita laying her head against a blue ottoman
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 10h
EEG and EMG this coming week. It has kind of been a process of elimination neurological condition wise. They’re pretty sure it’s not MS or Parkinson’s. Sounds like potentially peripheral neuropathy or something else.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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honeybee on a yellow sunflower
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump says his arenas aren’t empty. “The upper rows, you’ll see it, they sort of migrate downward.”
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Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
Alt: Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is how she sits on me BTW.
Luna black laying on her back, in the crook of my arm, with her feet kicked up
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Black cat for October. The garbage truck was driving by and she was trying to figure it out.
Luna a black cat with yellow eyes sitting on a blue couchLuna a black cat with yellow eyes sitting on a blue couch, looking startled by the garbage truck
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me when I forget to wear my belt.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Before I knew I was autistic, I’d say stuff like, “I don’t know why humans can be so destructive.” I still don’t understand the human drive to knowingly destroy the Earth. My mom would ask, “Aren’t you human too?” I would say, “I guess. I’m different somehow. I can’t connect. I don’t claim them.”
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The political ads are funny right now because it’s just, “Donald Trump? Fuck that guy! That’s what I stand for!” No wait, that was the Republican’s ad? I’m confused.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Shopping in Target* Wife, pointing to a toddler: Look at that LITTLE GUY!!! *At that exact moment a 40yo man that’s 5ft tall steps in front of us.* Me:
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Chihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes Meme
Alt: Chihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes, dramatic zoom
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stayed up too late playing Aniimo then realized I never took my meds.
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Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor's Moment
Alt: Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor's sudden panic
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t hang tonight. Falling asleep. Probably because I’ve been having nerve issues all day. Good night. 😴
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Sleeping Dog
ALT: Sleeping Dog
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
30 years ago I used to get accosted by squirrels at San Jose State. I was there frequently with my mom, who was taking classes. I’d see the squirrel run up to students and mug them for food. One time, a squirrel jumped in my lap while I was having lunch. California squirrels are built different.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought some LEGO at Target.
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George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech
Alt: George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Hey! Monopoly has a Fourth Wing edition and Court of Thorns and Roses edition now. Wife: Cool! Me: How’s it work? “You lust after his fairy wang. Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 01/10/2026
here is Ishsnail
a digital drawing of a snail with a blue and white striped shell and a little sailors cap on a cliff looking down at a ship and a whale in the ocean
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
QTP with a game you played as a teenager!
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Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake & Mei Ling Codec Call
Alt: Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake & Mei Ling Codec Call
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October 1
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Headless Horseman
Alt: Headless Horseman
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Started playing Montabi and it’s like if Pokemon and Mega Man Battle Network had a baby.
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Montabi on Steam
Tame, collect, fight! Assemble an unstoppable team of unique Montabi in this Creature-Collector Roguelike Deckbuilder. Master their awesome abilities, synergize their strategic strengths and save the ...
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If someone doesn’t like my skeets:
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Airplane! - Boring Story Scene
Alt: Airplane! - Boring story kills old woman
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will delete a period before I delete my Oxford comma. So long, mf.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thief, Castlevania, Metroid, MGS, Final Fantasy IX, and the old SimCity games probably go on here too. I spent a lot of time playing Dick Tracy and Bucky O’Hare on NES.
My 9 Games: (That shaped who I am.) Super Mario Bros. 2, Captain Skyhawk, Legend of Zelda, Link’s Awakening, Descent, Dark Forces, Banjo-Kazooie, Hybrid Heaven, Pokemon Yellow, Dragon Quest III
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: Duh-duh-dun-dun! Duh-duh-dun-dun-dun! IT’S THE FINALLY COOCHIE! Wife: What. Me: Yeah, when you get married. That’s how it works.
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Those Are The Facts: Man with Mustache Speaking
Alt: “Those Are The Facts” -Sinbad
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave has a much more relaxed paced than previous entries. Not in a dull way. Just that it doesn’t have that old school Persona grind, where it feels like it’s constantly pushing you forward to the deadline. It feels more like Civilization or something. IDK
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I see that an account that put me on a negative list, now no longer exists on bsky:
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Dean's Gentle Smile
Alt: Dean Winchester slow smirk and drink
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My daughter told Bob to get out of the bed. As you can see, Bob complies with authority.
Bob, a tuxedo cat, looking sleepy and mildly annoyed, but most importantly, still on the bed.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*me jamming out to music by Matchbox Twenty* Daughter: This is the song Ken from Barbie likes. Me:
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Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
Alt: Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When Fire emblem finally lays this track on for the intro. Me:
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My Mystical Ass Wizard Throwin It Back
Alt: Gandalf raving with light up yo-yos
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave: The Blaze - Cycle of the Sun
YouTube video by MagisterLucina
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: Did you bring your purse? Wife: Yeah. Me: Did you bring your puss’? Wife: Last I checked. Yeah.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me, telling you how, I was transported, to a faraway land. Into the world, where monsters rule.
John Silver Explaining to Anna Jay meme
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dropping two gummies and dancing to the Monster Rancher intro:
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Monster Rancher Theme
YouTube video by Codchrist89
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wife: This person is riding my ass and I waved them around, but they are just honking now. Me: You forgot to put your finger up when you waved. 🖕
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cop: are you high? 
Me: hello am I what?
Cop: high
Me: hello
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I definitely still don’t take Flintstone’s Daily Vitamins as a 40yo.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was trying to figure out why the situation always looked familiar, when my cat grasped the banister with her front paws after missing the landing. Ah, it’s Gandalf at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm.
Low res picture of Gandalf struggling at the edge of Bridge of Khazad-dûm.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was telling my kids how my brother and I had a swearing problem as kids. My mother got fed up with it, so she washed my older brother’s mouth out with bar soap. Being the youngest, I didn’t want to be left out. I washed my own mouth out with liquid soap. Do not recommend. 1/5 ⭐️’s
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Part way through Heavensward in FFXIV. I switched over to Machinist and I’m enjoying the way all the moves play off each other to generate heat or battery for other moves. I’m also enjoying the scrip collection stuff for DoL. But man, that Realm Reborn Epilogue was a slog.
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Chubby FF14 Minion Cat Rolling
Alt: FF14 Fat Cat Minion Rolling
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The ironic thing about Ed Sheeran wanting to present as “apolitical,” is that is a position. By worrying about the blowback from supporting Palestinians, he is turning his back on them. Unfortunately a lot of politics are polarized, and there isn’t the luxury of maintaining isolated position.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
High thought: What if it’s just a robot? I know they had that “puppet” head for Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies. AI can copy voices, like the weird museum holograms. IDK He already has to be wheeled around, so that eliminates walking issues.
Hagrid animatronic head
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why would I WANT to fix this? It is part of the lore now that Roach does this shit.
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, after catching my finger between the magnets on the Switch 2 controller as it *snaps* together:
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Ron Swanson Screaming in Parks And Rec
Alt: Ron Swanson Screaming in Parks And Rec
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brian in the caves looking at Brian with the text:
"I've run out of excuses, it turns out I'm actually Like This"
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*In the hospital. Son flipping through TV channels.* Wife: What’s “Road to 9/11?” Me: I thought they took a plane. Wife:
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Steve Harvey's Judging Look
Alt: Steve Harvey's Judging Look
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: Hey, are you in the band Bronski Beat? My son: Why? Me: Okay, that’s what I thought.
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Bronski Beat - Why? (Top Of The Pops, 20.09.1984)
YouTube video by Jimmy Somerville OFFICIAL
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🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In regards to Ocarina of Time Remake, I’m seeing weirdos say the children look disproportionate and should look prettier or more symmetrical. Uh bro, kids literally are disproportionate and look fucken weird. This was an issue with Pragmata and RE9 too. People need to not be creeps.
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