🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 3hWatched Matchbox: The Movie and I loved it. It’s sort of one of those over the top action/comedies you would have seen in the early 2000’s, like The Pacifier or even Transformers or Mission Impossible. It was stupid, but extremely fun and enjoyable. 110
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 5hMaya just jams herself against whatever furniture she can find. 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 10hEEG and EMG this coming week. It has kind of been a process of elimination neurological condition wise. They’re pretty sure it’s not MS or Parkinson’s. Sounds like potentially peripheral neuropathy or something else. 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trump says his arenas aren’t empty. “The upper rows, you’ll see it, they sort of migrate downward.”static.klipy.comThierry Henry's Iconic SmirkAlt: Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Black cat for October. The garbage truck was driving by and she was trying to figure it out. 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Before I knew I was autistic, I’d say stuff like, “I don’t know why humans can be so destructive.” I still don’t understand the human drive to knowingly destroy the Earth. My mom would ask, “Aren’t you human too?” I would say, “I guess. I’m different somehow. I can’t connect. I don’t claim them.” 020
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The political ads are funny right now because it’s just, “Donald Trump? Fuck that guy! That’s what I stand for!” No wait, that was the Republican’s ad? I’m confused. 110
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*Shopping in Target* Wife, pointing to a toddler: Look at that LITTLE GUY!!! *At that exact moment a 40yo man that’s 5ft tall steps in front of us.* Me:static.klipy.comChihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes MemeAlt: Chihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes, dramatic zoom 100
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stayed up too late playing Aniimo then realized I never took my meds.static.klipy.comStar Trek Voyager: The Doctor's MomentAlt: Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor's sudden panic 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can’t hang tonight. Falling asleep. Probably because I’ve been having nerve issues all day. Good night. 😴static.klipy.comSleeping DogALT: Sleeping Dog 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 03/10/202630 years ago I used to get accosted by squirrels at San Jose State. I was there frequently with my mom, who was taking classes. I’d see the squirrel run up to students and mug them for food. One time, a squirrel jumped in my lap while I was having lunch. California squirrels are built different. 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bought some LEGO at Target.static.klipy.comGeorge W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' SpeechAlt: George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech 120
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: Hey! Monopoly has a Fourth Wing edition and Court of Thorns and Roses edition now. Wife: Cool! Me: How’s it work? “You lust after his fairy wang. Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.” 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026QTP with a game you played as a teenager!static.klipy.comMetal Gear Solid: Solid Snake & Mei Ling Codec CallAlt: Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake & Mei Ling Codec Call 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026October 1static.klipy.comHeadless HorsemanAlt: Headless Horseman 063
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Started playing Montabi and it’s like if Pokemon and Mega Man Battle Network had a baby.store.steampowered.comMontabi on SteamTame, collect, fight! Assemble an unstoppable team of unique Montabi in this Creature-Collector Roguelike Deckbuilder. Master their awesome abilities, synergize their strategic strengths and save the ... 001
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If someone doesn’t like my skeets:static.klipy.comAirplane! - Boring Story SceneAlt: Airplane! - Boring story kills old woman 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I will delete a period before I delete my Oxford comma. So long, mf. 020
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thief, Castlevania, Metroid, MGS, Final Fantasy IX, and the old SimCity games probably go on here too. I spent a lot of time playing Dick Tracy and Bucky O’Hare on NES. 021
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me: Duh-duh-dun-dun! Duh-duh-dun-dun-dun! IT’S THE FINALLY COOCHIE! Wife: What. Me: Yeah, when you get married. That’s how it works.static.klipy.comThose Are The Facts: Man with Mustache SpeakingAlt: “Those Are The Facts” -Sinbad 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave has a much more relaxed paced than previous entries. Not in a dull way. Just that it doesn’t have that old school Persona grind, where it feels like it’s constantly pushing you forward to the deadline. It feels more like Civilization or something. IDK 120
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I see that an account that put me on a negative list, now no longer exists on bsky:static.klipy.comDean's Gentle SmileAlt: Dean Winchester slow smirk and drink 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My daughter told Bob to get out of the bed. As you can see, Bob complies with authority. 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*me jamming out to music by Matchbox Twenty* Daughter: This is the song Ken from Barbie likes. Me:static.klipy.comLeslie Jordan Says Well, ShitAlt: Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit 020
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When Fire emblem finally lays this track on for the intro. Me:static.klipy.comMy Mystical Ass Wizard Throwin It BackAlt: Gandalf raving with light up yo-yos 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.beFire Emblem Fortune's Weave: The Blaze - Cycle of the SunYouTube video by MagisterLucina 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me: Did you bring your purse? Wife: Yeah. Me: Did you bring your puss’? Wife: Last I checked. Yeah. 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me, telling you how, I was transported, to a faraway land. Into the world, where monsters rule. 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dropping two gummies and dancing to the Monster Rancher intro:youtu.beMonster Rancher ThemeYouTube video by Codchrist89 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wife: This person is riding my ass and I waved them around, but they are just honking now. Me: You forgot to put your finger up when you waved. 🖕 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I definitely still don’t take Flintstone’s Daily Vitamins as a 40yo. 010
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was trying to figure out why the situation always looked familiar, when my cat grasped the banister with her front paws after missing the landing. Ah, it’s Gandalf at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. 021
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was telling my kids how my brother and I had a swearing problem as kids. My mother got fed up with it, so she washed my older brother’s mouth out with bar soap. Being the youngest, I didn’t want to be left out. I washed my own mouth out with liquid soap. Do not recommend. 1/5 ⭐️’s 020
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Part way through Heavensward in FFXIV. I switched over to Machinist and I’m enjoying the way all the moves play off each other to generate heat or battery for other moves. I’m also enjoying the scrip collection stuff for DoL. But man, that Realm Reborn Epilogue was a slog.static.klipy.comChubby FF14 Minion Cat RollingAlt: FF14 Fat Cat Minion Rolling 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The ironic thing about Ed Sheeran wanting to present as “apolitical,” is that is a position. By worrying about the blowback from supporting Palestinians, he is turning his back on them. Unfortunately a lot of politics are polarized, and there isn’t the luxury of maintaining isolated position. 120
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026High thought: What if it’s just a robot? I know they had that “puppet” head for Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies. AI can copy voices, like the weird museum holograms. IDK He already has to be wheeled around, so that eliminates walking issues. 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why would I WANT to fix this? It is part of the lore now that Roach does this shit. 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me, after catching my finger between the magnets on the Switch 2 controller as it *snaps* together:static.klipy.comRon Swanson Screaming in Parks And RecAlt: Ron Swanson Screaming in Parks And Rec 000
Reposted by 🦝🦝🗑️RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I drew a comic strip. 5493662126
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*In the hospital. Son flipping through TV channels.* Wife: What’s “Road to 9/11?” Me: I thought they took a plane. Wife:static.klipy.comSteve Harvey's Judging LookAlt: Steve Harvey's Judging Look 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me: Hey, are you in the band Bronski Beat? My son: Why? Me: Okay, that’s what I thought.youtu.beBronski Beat - Why? (Top Of The Pops, 20.09.1984)YouTube video by Jimmy Somerville OFFICIAL 000
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In regards to Ocarina of Time Remake, I’m seeing weirdos say the children look disproportionate and should look prettier or more symmetrical. Uh bro, kids literally are disproportionate and look fucken weird. This was an issue with Pragmata and RE9 too. People need to not be creeps. 130