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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/02/2024

“Welcome to the 2024 tech showcase! We’ve got the plagiarism machine, a car that doesn’t work, and fake money to scam people with. If you’re looking for an update to our ‘find things you want on the internet’ product line, I’m afraid we had to cannibalize it for the plagiarism machine.”

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Yours, O ✋🔺🤚 @o.dkpr.no · 14/02/2024

I am sure a software update will fix this.

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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician @greatchumpion.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Let's remind tech bros that jetpacks were supposed to be a thing by now and see how bad this year can really get.

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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

"We're also excited about our 'turn one time purchases into recurring subscription' product line"

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Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

WHERE IS MY HOVERBOARD!!!

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 13/02/2024

All for the amazing rate of a boiled ocean. Seems like a deal!

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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

I sure feel disrupted, I can tell you that.

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Wright-o @chazrunner.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Buy out the good idea companies so they can’t compete with my crap idea company

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galdireonai.bsky.social @galdireonai.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

The enshittification of everything.

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The Fedarchist @theanarchistnerd.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

"But this is just a trail run for the next generation Cybertruck that they will announce in a couple of years along with the first Mars Colony mission" <- an actual thing I heard from a Musk fan

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Dumat's Last Theorem @kidyossarian.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

"You can get fresh juice by buying a bag of juice then paying $700 plus a monthly subscription for a machine to give you the juice you purchased."

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Tesla abolished paint after they found it served no discernable purpose other than to add colour. But these techbros love testing, sorry iterative design, so they ran a prototype around in the snow for a bit and couldn't find any signs of corrosion.

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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Don't forget the Apes! Lots of minimally distinguishable and easily copied Apes to call your very own.

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

This is reductive. They also have Just Google Glass Again But Dumber Looking

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JennrasaurusHex @jennc.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Also... electrek.co/2024/02/01/t...

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Tesla Cybertruck wheel covers cause unusual wear, will be redesigned

Tesla has stopped delivering Cybertruck wheel covers as early vehicles see unusual wear where the covers rub against the tire sidewall.

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Was anti-you, now agnostic @anti-you.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Oh yeah? Now imagine television that you pay for and has unskippable commercials. Boom. Disruption. You’re welcome.

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hoverpearl @hoverpearl.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Bingo!! This isn’t the future we were promised. This is some sick alternate future. Can we get a redo?

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Wind the Soaring Enfield @thesoaringenfield.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

Your PFP made this post EXCEPTIONAL

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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/02/2024

“We do, however, have a variety of websites to fight with people on! Sorry about the Nazis, they’re a package deal.”

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The Haunting of Emily AF 👩‍🎤✨ @rockstarelise.com · 13/02/2024

I believe it says the manual, that it best to only use this vehicle on planets with an atmospheric pressure at or less than 6.518 millibars

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CoffeeCommunist ☭ @coffeecommunist.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Incredible times we’re living in.

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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

I'd actually say: generative AI has actually utility but as ever dubious means of creation and no social norms to accommodate its use. The Cybertruck is just a piece of shit.

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