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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉

@bjornar1.bsky.social
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Retired graduate student in international relations. Software engineer in training. Chronic idealist and hopeless cynic. Anticolonialist. Chaotic good. Mostly human (unconfirmed). He/him/"oy, you there!". Norwegian expat. Toronto, Ontario.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is just typical MAGA.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Conservatives say government can't do anything right, and when elected, proceed to prove the point.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The gaytroller saves the day!
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Honestly, you couldn't make this shit up: Cami Clark, spouse of Anthropic co-founder Dario Amodei, "wanted Jeffrey Epstein to invest in porn business"
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Cami Clark—Dario Amodei’s Wife—Wanted Jeffrey Epstein To Invest In Porn Business
Clark approached Epstein after he had already been convicted for soliciting prostitution.
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Charles Mire 🇨🇦 @charlesmire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The rest of Canada is going to be tapping this sign for a long time, yet. thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...
thetyee.ca
No, Alberta Does Not ‘Subsidize’ the Rest of Canada | The Tyee
The vast majority of workers get more from federal programs than they give.
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Hank Yarbo @ocmdthalassophile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Dawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A undeniable disastrous social truth.
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
September 11th now and then A slide show on September 11th by @deAdder Link to Substack: deadder.substack.com/p/september-...
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September 11th
Today and at the time
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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frame this one.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This keeps happening.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
remembered this image the other day and I think this is still an all-timer image.
A sign posted on a pole or similar in a suburban neighborhood. Text at the top reads "HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR CAT?" and is followed by a picture of an individual in a ski mask and leather jacket holding a cat. Bottom text reads "HE'S MINE NOW I LOVE HIM"

There are also pull-off tabs at the bottom of the sign that all read "I LOVE HIM" as well.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Drop your Taco Hair memes in here
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sell it all.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump seems to have forgotten that not everyone is as stupid as him and might actually spot the six fingered mutant in his obvious AI slop.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anyone falling for Doug Ford's performative nonsense as Captain Canada needs to give their head a shake.
Doug Ford stands in front of a sign that says Doug Ford Is Corrupt in both French and English. It also says Now and Always.
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Shaving Private Ryan
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wish I could say this is made up.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The cartoonist for the Toronto Star nails it.
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Carolyn 🇨🇦 @carolynp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Meme from Lord of the Rings. Gimli: never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Doug Ford. Legolas: I’m gonna rip out all the bike lanes. Gimli: Christ alive you’re the worst.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not setting up to fight the last war - setting up to fight last century's wars.
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LLFella 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @lizafella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Boy howdy! Sentient toilet brush Zuckerberg has yet another moral lapse, in his stunningly consistent lifetime.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bollards are the heroes of our time.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Zuck's vision of the future, where AI agents will do your hobbies for you so you can focus on the things you enjoy. Wait, what?
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Awesome, are they being paid with loot boxes?
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Lennart Jonasson @lennson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 07/08/2026
Fuuuuuck this capitulating, weak-ass, Neville Chamberlain-level bullshit. Our line should be either Trump drops ALL of his tariffs and his attacks on Canada's sovereignty or we start banning even more American shit. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Canada prepared to halt booze bans, meet other U.S. demands in exchange for tariff relief: sources | CBC News
The Canadian government is preparing to meet some U.S. demands — including ending bans on American alcohol sales — as trade talks heat up ahead of the latest tariff deadline, according to sources.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Makes perfect sense. Influencing AI output is a sweet, giant target. It's the new SEO.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? USB cables, pens and/or small denomination coins (dimes and nickels). Sorry, that was three.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tempting...
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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
😎🪴🌵 sit back and let your surroundings speak for themselves
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sanders: The irony is that the proper criticism of communism is that the Soviet Union was an authoritarian society.  And then you’ve got the most authoritarian president in the history of this country. So I suppose when he says, “I’d be a great communist,” yeah, I think there’s some truth to that
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Tjeerd Royaards @tjeerdroyaards.com · 19/02/2026
Man versus nature. #profit #greed #money #nature
Cartoon showing a giant machine that is devouring a forest. The machine has the text 'Monetizer 3000' written on the side. The scoop at the front is filled with laborers using scythes and chainsaws to cut down the trees and plants; on top of the machine more laborers are working, assisted by robotic arms they are turning the natural resources into goods. At the back of the machine a large pipe labeled 'profit' swings out and is deposits a large stream of cash into a giant container on wheels. A very small pipe extends from the larger pipe and deposits a few coins into a bin labeled 'wages'. The large container is pulled by a luxury car that is driving alongside the machine, which a CEO in the back. A deer that has escaped from the forest runs in front of the car and will likely be run over.
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As an elder millennial, I can add the DotCom bubble and W's War on Terror.
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AnnieR @anet2111.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Meanwhile in magaland
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Cartoon Movement @cartoonmovement.com · 13/07/2026
Bullet points. Today's cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social. More cartoons: www.cartoonmovement.com #ICE #guns #shooting #USA
Cartoon showing two bullets with legs having a conversation. One bullet says: 'I think I'll end up at a school.' The other bullet replies: 'Have you looked into ICE?'
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Cartoon Movement @cartoonmovement.com · 14/07/2026
This about sums it up. Today's cartoon by Becs. More cartoons: www.cartoonmovement.com #Hormuz #Iran #Trump
Cartoon showing the Strait of Hormuz with two toll booths and two barriers. One booth has Trump in it and the barrier is open; the other booth behind it has an Iranian mullah in it, and this barrier is closed.
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Bruce F. Singer @drawnandquartered.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As a psychologist, I’m professionally trained to recognize when reality and self-perception part ways. #EditorialCartoon #PoliticalCartoon #Satire #Trump #TruthSocial #DrawnandQuartered
Editorial cartoon of Donald Trump sitting in the corner of a padded room wearing a straitjacket. His face is wildly exaggerated, his white hair is disheveled, and his ankles are swollen. Beside him, a long handwritten monologue quotes and paraphrases his recent Truth Social post claiming his “REAL Polling Numbers” are the highest they’ve ever been, touting his accomplishments, dismissing unfavorable polls as fake and corrupt, and urging people to vote Republican. The text trails onto the floor, suggesting an endless stream of self-affirming claims.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Humanity is doomed, isn't it
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