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Law Creep

@lawcreep.bsky.social
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Here to learn stuff and shit post through a permanent existential crisis. Don't rely on anything I say. THE POSTS REPRESENTED BY THIS ACCOUNT HAVE NOT BEEN REGISTERED WITH THE SEC OR ANY STATE POST REGULATOR.

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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 9h
As someone whose life has felt and always will feel empty, this is a skill issue
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love the "no one elected you" because it's just a false assertion and disrespectful to the college of cardinals
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remembering my Legislation & Regulation class in law school where I got a B or something because I decided the text of legislation in one question on the final was clear and unambiguous on its face, ending my analysis (the frame of the exam was sitting in appellate review)
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OpenAI announces it's pivoting to a "CFAA violation" business model
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The THE WARRIORS game was surprisingly good and had great 70s NYC vibes
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump, of course, referring to Canadian war crimes during the World Wars
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In honor of bisexual awareness day, more mess from Krysten Sinema
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 16/09/2026
Anyway here is my plea: please don’t surrender weird sex stuff (even cringey, ill-advised weird sex stuff) to the fash. They don’t deserve custody.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 15/09/2026
I was Eaten By 6 Unusually Hot Sluts
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Simon Christiansen @simonchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
cycloptiko
Inside of you are two wolves.
This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This, too, is Aella discourse
A fluffer nutter
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The humanity Murphy misses most? His own sloshing bladder.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Memes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under anarcho-primitivism
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's funny how Mamdani's superpower seems to be... retail politics
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and my first thought is "I hate myself", my second thought is "I wish I were dead", and my third thought is "time to get up". Every single morning. It's fine, these are pathological lies that feel true, but it's tedious and exhausting.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's evil and pathetically stupid, but also a fundamentally stupid premise. Yes, I'll uproot my life and abandon my professional licensure to relocate to a different country for $3,000.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These people know they behave built and benefit from a system of evil exploitation and have guilty consciences about it, manifesting as selfish fear of victimization rather than empathy or reflection.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gender-affirming care saves lives, respects the rights of patients, and reflects that healthcare is supposed to be between providers and patients, not between providers and the Trump Administration. (1/3)
gothamist.com
Mount Sinai reaches deal with Trump DOJ to end gender-affirming care for minors
Mount Sinai is the latest in a string of U.S. hospitals to reach similar agreements with the Trump administration.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and my first thought is "I hate myself", my second thought is "I wish I were dead", and my third thought is "time to get up". Every single morning. It's fine, these are pathological lies that feel true, but it's tedious and exhausting.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Word of Power Learned: Flail Lubricated Troll
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LSM @slukemorgan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apologies if someone else has pointed this out in expressly these terms before. One dynamic that's distorting prelim relief in favor of the admin in these cases is the asymmetry between irreparable injury and injury-in-fact:
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Of course I want to go to sleep and never wake up. Waking time is when all the pain is. Non-existent unconsciousness is vastly superior.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think this is the thrust, but in addition to the phonic similarity, it's a term intended both to humanize and derogate AI as a slur. That may be stupid on its as to AI, but it doesn't speak well of users of the term. But ultimately "subtextually" using a slur is white supremacist bullshit.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rio Tinto, a mining company you know is ethical because it's literally named after environmental contamination
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seattle’s KEXP playing nonstop Dolly. ❤️
kexp.org
KEXP - Where the Music Matters
KEXP is a nonprofit arts organization serving music lovers through in-person, broadcast and online programming.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thinking of this compared to Biden's student loan forgiveness program (killed by the Roberts Court on a bank shot theory of standing)
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Coming soon to every Boston-area hotel shower
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Getting a breakfast burrito from the HR Giger cafe. Anyone want anything?
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Maximizing whiplash between the content of my replies and my original posts.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I woke up so I wish I were dead. It's a day ending in "y" after all
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am alive therefore I wish I were dead. Every day forever and always.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Starting STAR WARS OUTLAWS and the greatest bit so far is how 1983 Kay's outfit and hair is
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp sounds like a legitimate Trump cultist.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I woke up so I wish I were dead. It's a day ending in "y" after all
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am alive therefore I wish I were dead. Every day forever and always.
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Sangsin Lee @sslee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trump’s move to scale back U.S.–ROK joint military exercises is not unprecedented—and it is hardly something the Lee Jae Myung administration would necessarily oppose.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
putting a William F. Buckley novel in my little free library but shaking my head so people know i disagree
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jokes on them, I'm a man and incapable of self-actualization in any context
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Seattle is a double edged sword on casual dress. On one hand, don't do Halloween if you're front desk behind glass at a creditor rights law firm. But also waitresses can wear sweater vests without bras to show off their tattoos and pit hair.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something (my priors) tells me he wouldn't
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Uhhh prion disease outbreak in the US (at least transmissible spongiform encephalitis)
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have a lot of frustrations, as I'm sure many do, with Discourse around trans folks because I don't care. Not about trans people (trans rights are human rights and they do and should exist in all public spaces without fear), but about the Discourse.
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want to open a weed store called Mids with the taglines "you're over 40" and "when's the last time weed was the activity of your night?" that brings back mids at reasonable prices
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Where are the boar tusk helmets? The bronze age panoply? The items Homer only had an indirect and tangential understanding of?
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's crazy I'm in a bar with 4 bartenders who know me by sight and maybe my name and I have no idea how to start a conversation with them (I don't want to make work for them) or other patrons (don't want to intrude on their bubbles).
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Samuel R. Delany isn't 100% my speed, but he is a genius and a productive cultural force who's probably been sidelined for working in genre fiction (and being Black, queer and transgressive in his art).
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Law Creep @lawcreep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Waiting for it to end.
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