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Johnny Robot

@johnnyrobot.bsky.social
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Dad, Husband, Sonographer, Veteran, Gaming, Pro LGBT. Diversity is Strength. Let's follow each other. I won't initiate a DM, but people I follow are welcome too.

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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working nights at a hospital means I will learn about the zombie outbreak before you do.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Movie night with my wife is almost always horror movie night.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why on YouTube, do men always bring up they are stronger than woman? I don't think that should count until they can fight a gorilla. I won't argue with someone who can beat up a gorilla.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Currently Playing
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Cal Kestis Dual-Wielding Lightsabers in Star Wars
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's getting harder for me to stay positive. I don't like that much at all.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lydia Night is up to something.
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Michael Bazemore @deepwatermike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is the biggest squandered opportunity of my lifetime. For a moment, we had the chance to become larger, to use the goodwill generated to work towards a better world. Instead we chose vengeance, accepted the steady erosion of cherished freedoms, setting the stage for this. Every year I...
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do try to stay authentic, if not just annoying.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My wife laughed and said this is me .
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My in laws are hard core Trump supporters and into wellness culture where they will give their unsolicited health advice from colds to cancer. They think my strong objections are disrespectful. What should I do?
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You are living on a small ball with billions of other people. All of them with hopes, dreams, and people who love them. Like it or not we are in this together!
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I ordered one waffle, but got two. I Had to pay for two. It is impossible for me to correct food servers. So I decided I wanted two.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10/09/2026
People are complaining about this being the hottest summer in the last 100 years. I'm more of a glass-half-full kind of guy. I'm thinking of it as the coldest summer in the next 100 years.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ll hide you at my place.
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C3PO and R2D2: Confused Droid
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Definitely new tribes forming over every aspect of AI.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hurt my arm on the first patient tonight. Gonna be a long weekend
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm slowly playing through Outer Worlds. It's ok but does not grab my attention well enough. The satire is over the top sure, and that does make it harder to get immersed, but I think my problem is more of a gameplay problem then a narrative one.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😂
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Enjoying Star Wars Fallen order.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 31/08/2026
I saw a sign in a restaurant that said employees must wash hands. . . . . . . . . . . . . After 45 minutes, I gave up and washed them myself...
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I want to live in world where people can be themselves while having good access to healthcare , childcare, food , shelter, and affordable Graphics cards.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can you zap my brain after my shifts end ?
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I found my voice. And it mostly just annoyes people.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m a married man with children AND a crazy cat lady. He followed me to bed.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He likes the hang out with me.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My cat is a furry land shark.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Boo 👻
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Why don’t people use hashtags anymore? #hashtag
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Backlog of gaming. Trying to get into the Outer Worlds.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If that specialist bill is not a mistake I might have to go back to the ER for a heart attack too. American healthcare
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I never got to go home from work
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m a patient in the er where I work . So weird
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😂
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😂 Explosion incoming
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m still learning, growing thicker skin, getting stronger, but not losing my compassion or becoming mean.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Blue sky is too serious for my unhinged and immature interactions. 🥺
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𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 @wor-will.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Airplane (1980) #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A robot walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Sorry," the bartender says, "but we don't serve robots." The robot replies, "Someday you will."
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why do I feel guilty when people call out for dayshift on Mondays. Maybe because they tell me instead of the boss?
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Difficult scans tonight. I’m tired 🥱
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me and a patient talked about pc gaming during a scrotum exam.
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Michael Bazemore @deepwatermike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If a marginalized, oppressed group...ANY marginalized, oppressed group...has to be thrown under the bus to save the Republic, the Republic is not worth saving.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m certain I miss the point of a post I reply too at least 60% of the time.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want to find away to see the good in people again without blocking the world.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Patient said I am the best person in the hospital. Sorry surgeons.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Another patient complained to me about women the whole exam. This made me wish I went into x-ray so I could hide behind the door.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Patient showed me pictures of his cat. She was an adorable cat and this is why I went into medicine!
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I want to clock out and go home . Where is dayshift ?
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ER beat me up again.
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Johnny Robot @johnnyrobot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I gave my wife my computer and it immediately broke.
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