Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026swallowing a rotisserie chicken whole, coughing up the bones 2933622 0
Jasper the Passive Aggressive Ghost 👻 @seanyboi29.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026damn i wish, it'd be so easy to make stock afterwards 030 0
@fiero @fiero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You can't digest chicken bones with your digestive system?! Noob. 020 0
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When you find a Morty pellet in the woods, you can dissect it and predict the future from the bones 000 0
Lily Crue Tamed by Titanium @lilycrue.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Have you been taking dining lessons from my dogs and cats? My cat would push or grab whole chickens off the counter/table and he and the dogs would do that or just swallow the bones. 010 0
skeet shooting @saemg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026for all the canadians 🎶Baby, eat this chicken slow It's full of all them little bones🎶 020 0
candlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 09/08/2026save those in your cheek to spit at your enemies 020 0
Anna Rompage @annarompage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Better to cough up the bones than you have them come out sideways at the other end 010 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026hungry again, might need a flock of rotisseries 6810 0
Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Like a cartoon, pulling the entire, intact skeletal structure from your mouth. 1170 0
Natalie Litofsky @positivelynatalie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026On a family outing to Sizzler as a kid, I once watched my grandfather put an entire kiwi in his mouth, chew for a while, then spit out the skin. 000 0
Follow the Minnesota 1st @smullins3000.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I process them out through the cloaca, but po-tay-to, po-tah-to 000 0
