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professional fuckwit, and that is the medical terminology

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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 3h
update it was bp meds i think not 2cb or anything. 0 123 456 next step is listening to gbv while high or nothing
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy gay balls day, to you.
dog sniffing real beach ballsjfour called these dnd dice they’re sand sculptures indy my dog sniffing a sand ball no they do not have a drug problem what happens next is if he’s your dog you know they are about to pee. i think these are sculptures by zen sand gary they’re the size of basketballs aka gary’s bucket
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/10/2026
OPULENCE IN MY GAY ASS www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyNf...
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O P U L E N C E... Opulence!
YouTube video by Jeff Osborn
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nobody is saying gay balls enough
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 03/10/2026
gay balls
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Sarah @skarabara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#inktober #handsarehard You see, it's a small raccoon. 😀
A poorly drawn hand holding a miniature raccoon.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why is everything in la confidential pale green
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
chat what did they tell me about step two. pills from the floor?
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i washed the dishes but i’m not having a good day. maybe as a rainbow block sorter.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ngl i wish i were him i saw an eagle on a pole… i think it was (some bullshit)
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
linger in on when they kiss pow right in the kissin k i s s s i n g
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weekly Feature: Poetry at The Arts Fuse artsfuse.org/335213/weekl... i do not read the reviews (jk i invented whining)
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Weekly Feature: Poetry at The Arts Fuse - The Arts Fuse
This week's poem: Joanna Fuhrman's "Why Aren't You Angry?"
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
got it. say out loud sn-clipping. tool
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
band names that go with tool? memory issue. the other band i spelling from today is kinks of līon (remember the podcast when sex on fire comes with its own starter pak outfit—that was this week’s pinch my salt)
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
taking off my glasses to read the reviews damn i’m sexy
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey i was just thinking about how i don’t know how to count. five stanzas in this? i was thinking six, pumpkin spice
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
"What If Katie, But More?" scientists everywhere are terrified by the implications of this question and the possible prospect of a fourth tier of katie. may we never find that to be case.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beach cleric is the worst possible job, and i’m hooked, so it does matter. fug.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can you imagine if i got an mri just to give my heart away?
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
someone get the start cart
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my dudes i just found the invisible backpack: 🎒 youtu.be/_eMvgIA3JBw?...
youtu.be
Here She Comes Now (Mono Single Mix)
YouTube video by The Velvet Underground - Topic
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey now if she ever comes now now
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
too many whores in the kitchen = six ?
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
d’oh.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reify the song that goes away youtu.be/99pgHqvIte8?...
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A Good Day
YouTube video by Anderson .Paak - Topic
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
orjinco flow
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the hermit crabs digging out yesterday were a sight. but seriously, i hope everyone left them back outside once they gawked at their marcel the chels.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo keanu.😘
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keanu Love on the Spectrum’s email. sic falcon :-)
falcon? atop a light pole on my way to bow belts and lunch. red light. thank goodness
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need to meet love on the spectrum’s keanu, stat. hook me up
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
somebody told me that you had a partner that looked like a partner that i had on monday or maybe a Tue …
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think what makes Wish stand out is the film is so explicitly about the peculiar social contract this society is built upon, and it just never does enough to me to justify the rebellion against that contract. If anything it seems like the main characters simply terrorise a traumatised war refugee.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoutout to rowdy chuck wepner youtu.be/4LjRePieFcg?...
youtu.be
Roll Up Your Sleeves
YouTube video by Mickey Avalon - Topic
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cats love lobstah so does my dad’s friend bill
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my reckless nature might be a liability
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
drinking the hemlocke? see how we go i think.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nomadland at maolis & winter streets couch surfing forever
jess bruder, nomadland book. chapter one. cavalier king charles in california teaching furnace, off
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
movie where the pokeberry juice gets all over the money
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
N O W
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
awoo got you where i want u
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
republicans? to be fair, they love style secrets. (duck duck ai) fugging billboards, dude.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ootd? like the fourth one. started out wearing a silver suit of armor like love, Athena by OTC
westie watching me try on clothes.  i’m wearing a men’s navy flannelshirt over a chocoolate skater dress with a mountain on it. the shirt has a skull patch by mike knives, and patchesfound. on hats on the beach. one is a happy Gilmore golf just tap it in patch held on with savety pins and the other is Aftco pitching bait since 1958
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for some reason kanye was stuck in my head one day i don’t make playlists as carefully as i should
playlist from spotify i was trying to see of that kanye song was good. i guess i like the rhythm 

Roll Up Your Sleeves
E Mickey Avalon
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Personality Crisis
New York Dolls


Vicious
Lou Reed


Baby's On Fire - Remastered 2004
Brian Eno


Friend of the Devil
Grateful Dead


Approximate Sunlight
Bright Eyes


i. No More Parties In LA E Kanye West


Little Dark Age
• Video • MGMT


The Wretched
E Nine Inch Nails

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Happy Idiot
TV On The Radio
Stuck In The Middle With You
Stealers Wheel
TRE
All the Young Dudes
Mott The Hoople
Children Of The Revolution
T. Rex
Gobinda Hari
Ajeet
Roll Up Your Sleeves
Explicit Lyrics, Mickey Avalon
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No More Parties In LA
Kanye West
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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 23/09/2026
My review of book 7 of the @dungeoncrawlercarl.bsky.social series is live on Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
This inevitable Ruin cover - Green text with a tower in the center, Donut the cat on top shooting lasers out of her eyes and Carl crawling up the outside.
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Chad Parenteau @chadpoetforhire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
VIP service got you closer to Kid Rock, but no one wants that. #poetry #haiku #AmericanHaiku #KidRock #freedom
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American Haiku: RIP Freedom (Fest)
When I started my  Sarcastic Haiku series,  I wrote my first  American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or...
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
baby girl knuckle tatts to show my dad i can get worse
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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
pause
Roxy's rear paws, black and white, wood flooring
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
but all u do is tell me to get off the internet
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
finished reading Anne Applebaum’s Autocracy, Inc. Awesome because : : it’s short. it ends !!
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