Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Now Councillor Kieran Mishchuk (Restore Party.) Where else have we heard of a leader who made the trains run on time? 😳 4115121
Michael @malipasta.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Apparently Mussolini did nt ‘make the trains run on time’. 000
holocenespiral.bsky.social @holocenespiral.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Don't you just want to grab the lovable little scamp by those ears. 240
Mark Hale just wrote a novel! @ver-bat-man.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026Does he also want a leader who can conquer Abyssinia? 000
Steve Lloyd @stevelloyd78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Now there’s an interesting policy for our more conservative political parties. Teach your young people to speak English correctly. 000
AndrewM 🇺🇦 @andrewmne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Wasn't even true about the original fascists. I doubt if Lowe makes his bowels run on time. 000
The frog faced traitor @extruderman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Surprised he can get those ears through the door to get into the carriage 010
Spencer @smudkicker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I think the poor young man has joined the wrong party by mistake. If he wants state control of the nation’s industries then he should model himself on that nice Mr Stalin 000
Vinyl Whisky Cats Other Shizzle @gavinnotkevin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When I was a kid I also wanted to be a train driver. Choo choo 000
Barry Evans @theghostofbarry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Establishment wheels are turning and Boris will be back in his rightful place as PM come 2028. The voting cattle will inevitably love him once again. Huzzah! 000
pygmyshrew.bsky.social @pygmyshrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Now is not the time to let Rupert slip into Nigel's place in your heart... You need to keep a firm hand with these slippery right wingers, else you'll end up with fascist finger tips ( at the very least)... #Reform #Restore #Refusestatic.klipy.comDr. Terrence Ferguson: Heal Them TogetherALT: Dr. Terrence Ferguson: Heal Them Together 000
PastaPete @pastapete.bsky.social · 01/08/2026How many trains has he “gotten” which were on time? Education should be a major policy for whatever party this 19 year old stands for next. 020
Tony Frobisher @ateafilledpoet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Chaplin - We think too much and feel too little Restore - We don't think at all and don't feel a thingstatic.klipy.comCharlie Chaplin's Speech as The Great DictatorALT: Charlie Chaplin's Speech as The Great Dictator 000
BillyBentley @billybentley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It looks like his Mum bought him a suit then dressed him before sending him out. 201
neil02.bsky.social @neil02.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Does he support his leaders views on Dunblane? 031
Nualaatpeace @ros14.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Oops the trains 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂 are upsetting little Kieran. They're too slow. Heaven help us all. What next? Gold teeth not abundant enough? 000
cjd7.bsky.social @cjd7.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dear Kieran 'gotten' is a bloody americanism, learn to use English you plank. 100
Hettie Wagtail @hettiewagtail.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He is obviously British through and through! 'Gotten' the word on every true Patriots lips.🫢 100
Steve Mortlock @stevemortlock.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Isn’t there an age limit for standing for election, he only looks about 12? 000
mikebarrett1943.bsky.social @mikebarrett1943.bsky.social · 01/08/2026But why has he ordered so many cattle trucks? 020
Judith Paterson @banksandbraes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oh Sir Michael, why does he need a train? With those ears he could fly anywhere he needs to go. I’ve heard his friends call him Kieran Microlight but others complain of him being a bit of a drone. 010
Look Behind You @lookbehindyouagain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Restore would expect any train drivers whose train reaches a station more than 5 seconds late to commit harakiri. That'll sort 'em out. 000
tired-of-fascists.bsky.social @tired-of-fascists.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Mishchuk. Surely an immigrant? 020
Phryne Dee @phrynedee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Mishcuk doesn't sound very English. Should we deport him? 011
solarfeeling.bsky.social @solarfeeling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Surprised he hasn't been mistaken for the FA Cup trophy yet. 000
Tessa Rodgers @silvertrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A Mediterranean dictator to match our new Mediterranean climate, 000
wolvespolitburo.bsky.social @wolvespolitburo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He's talking crap. I got the 08.50 from Birmingham New Street to Worcester Foregate Street last week and it was bang on time. In fact passengers were boarding at 08.39 it was so efficient. Well done Andy Burnham. 010
patcuk01.bsky.social @patcuk01.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sir Michael As an ex commuter, he’s lucky the fucking train turned up at all What he needs is 18 months on Northern “Bastard” Rail during electrification works Trains…….try fucking replacement bastard mother fucking buses you absolute wet wipe That’ll show him 👍 Sherry anyone 👍 000
