Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Damn, that was a quick Iranian response about Traitor Trump threatening Los Angeles and San Diego. I love these. They beat the shit out of Pedolf Shitler's fake, laughable AI posts where he pretends to be a hero.😅 721098478
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought Throuple was a quaint village in Suffolk Bunty and I visited on a weekend break back in 2021. This Great British Bake Off programme has become a viper’s nest of filth and pornography.😡 3516626
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do listen to Brexit Brian (below). He is the first line of defence in our ‘Britannia Shield.’ We Conservatives our confident that our iron dome will protect this great nation! 🇬🇧 2110722
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How lovely to see AJ Pritchard the ex Strictly dancer in his new role as a political commentator on GB News: 2117535
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialThe frog faced traitor @extruderman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have heard there are a lot of not so secret flights full of slippery, slimy, lying tax dodgers entering Dubai, apparently many of them are fascists trying to bring down the government of this country while posing as patriots. I don’t have any names but we can guess 0395
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For a long time I have heard rumours of secret flights into Dubai: plane loads of complete nutcases. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down Isabel Oakeshott as she is one. 🤪 91772157
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m beginning to worry about Liz Truss…😊 7037062
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏 48753243
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Huge apologies. My wife Bunty and I have been hacked by an AI program. Hopefully this matter will be resolved by tomorrow. 😬 2915319
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a bit of fun with That Danny Tommo wrap group ‘Right Said Fred’ yesterday. Or should I say ‘Wrong Said Fred.’ 😊 www.thepoke.com/2026/09/22/t...thepoke.comThis takedown of Right Said Fred’s ‘holiday’ moan was already good and it just gets betterYou’ll remember Right Said Fred from back in the day when they briefly bothered the charts, but are now better known as conspiracy cheerleaders and railing against vaccines and lockdown back in they. ... 2814738
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Andy Burnham. Drinks 12-15 cups of tea a day? Ha! What a wimp. When we Conservatives were in power Nadine Dorries was drinking 12-15 bottles of vodka a day. 😊💪 2832158
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reform UK MPs are apparently in charge of this parliamentary inquiry & have found out the reasons for our Eurovision failures. -Migrants -Too many regulations against Crypto Billionaires -Rachel the Piddington leftie -The RNLI They believe Ed Sheeran should be this year’s entry.😊 2317248
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have formed a patriotic vigilante force in the village. We are The Gussage Patriot Guard. Naturally we disguise our identity. At the snap of a custard cream we can be mobilised to: Quote the bible Urinate in public Set up funding pages Eat spicy foods Spit Chant in cockney. 🇬🇧 67739176
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Len our ‘Reform UK’ butcher in the village has gone full Danny Tommo. For 2 pork chops Jill in the village shop has agreed to knit him a black balaclava so he can go about incognito. He’s started slapping his wife, smoking Spice & telling us all he is protecting ‘are dawters.’ 😳 84587135
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The new photo of the Reform ‘team’ from their recent conference should go down well with their supporters… 74465136
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026‘You, Boy! Get me a walking stick. I’m off to hit loads of women on the head who disagree with me!’ 321115278
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In light of these new allegations about illegal funding, it is my opinion that Nigel Farage should step down as MP for Clacton. He should then stand again in the by-election and let the people of Clacton decide if he’s guilty or not of breaking electoral law. 😉 1631520404
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026TRANSFER WINDOW LATEST! Priti Patel➡️Reform Chris Mason➡️GB News Donald Trump➡️Greenland Rupert Lowe➡️Third Reich Berlin FC Nigel Farage➡️Anywhere But Clacton Ben Stokes➡️‘Shags’Nightclub Basildon Andrew Windsor➡️San Quentin Penitentiary BBC➡️Sky TV Carol Kirkwood➡️El Niño. 3426583
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026CALLING June Slater. CALLING Sarah Pochin. CALLING Nadine Dorries. Laydees! Here’s a right wing patriotic hotee who’ll get your juices flowing.🔥 This stud’s name is Brexit Brian. He’s single, smells of mature cheddar & can tie his own shoelaces (just). Go get him girrrrls! 💋 6726861
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We Tories LOVE James Cleverly our new candidate for London Mayor but he is a bit of a clot.😄 Remember his campaign video for a candidate whose name he couldn’t pronounce in a constituency he couldn’t remember? Are you ready for Clever Jim London? 😳 70395118
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The village gave the scarecrows their annual day out. Mr Lumpy, Chinwag & Little Billy were all allowed to shout at nobody in particular in the big city. They had a wonderful time! When they got back home they were put back in the fields with a glass of milk & some warm turnip.👨🌾 202778208
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026With serious flood alerts all across the UK today Richard Tice says we should embrace the flooding. ‘Let’s enjoy all this lovely wet weather & excess water’ he has commented, ‘it helps us to improve our swimming skills & has given a real boost to our sandbag and bikini industry.’ 90876224
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026June Slater: Our nation’s Nan. Caring and loving. Her teeth shine so bright! The sort of Nan who gives you a bowl of comforting warm soup and a cuddle when you feel down. Her latest appearance on social media proves what a sympathetic & affectionate woman she really is… 👵❤️ 6220840
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The new Dr Who has been announced! 😊 10727850
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So Lee Anderson has got one of his fiendishly difficult questions for us again: And I’m going to guess the answer is… Ashfield! 😉 8516440
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Look Peter! I can see Julia Fartly Brewer, Sarah Whine, Isabel Cokeshot & all the right wing press doing a collective knife sharpening in preparation for Meghan’s return.” 621057261
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Today Zia Yusuf will be attacking the following: Small jars of mustard Luton Town season ticket holders Ronnie Pickering The Scissor Sisters Carol Kirkwood❤️ People who whistle in the mornings The eclipse Moths Big Zuu All women named Lisa Deer Hairy mounds Virgin olive oil. 🇬🇧 82599123
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Well one thing. The Daily Mail is criticised for its sensationalism, its insensitivity, its lack of compassion and its bullying of people it doesn’t like. But in the case of Jason Arday it has acted with restraint and understanding. As examples of their coverage shows… 🙁 2218948
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Non woke ways to watch tonight’s Eclipse: -Take a moth & point him directly at your wife. -Cover eyes with cheese slices & place head in a box. - Take a colander & drain spaghetti whilst listening to Chaka Demus & Pliers. -Remove shoes, stand in bowl of milk & vibrate gently. 🌒 4020531
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Hello Nigel Farage here. I take it you’ll be voting for me in the by-election on Thursday…” 2621839
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Jill,Simple Sally,Bunty & old Mrs Cobb went on Jenny Farquhar-Smythe’s hen do last night. The stripper ‘Elon’ was a let down though. ‘No meat all veg’ as Jill commented. ‘I’m sure I’ve seen him somewhere before’ Mrs Cobb remarked. ‘Yes at the farmyard petting area’ said Sally. 😳 6020649
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Let me make this claw. My wife Bunty & I wept when we heard the suffering Richard Tice is going through. The Poor love. I think we now realise why the beloved MP for Dubai is now taking his frustrations out on Deliveroo drivers. Let’s continue to pray for this persecuted man. 🙏🏻 6744499
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Lee Anderson showing his tender side: “Here’s 30p son, treat yourself to a slap up meal.” 4122546
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hmmmm… Will RichardTice now be calling a by-election in his constituency so he can fight against a bin? 🤔 73628156
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 02/08/202660K migrants who entered Spain coming our way? Bailiffs seizing your dead parents’ old car in their garage to pay an imaginary death tax? Fighting for democracy against a bin? Reform MPs’statements in the past week. Reform UK are officially the NEW Monster Raving Loony Party! 😉 60834181
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Now Councillor Kieran Mishchuk (Restore Party.) Where else have we heard of a leader who made the trains run on time? 😳 4115121
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Let’s have a few nights away in lovely old Somerset my wife Bunty suggested… 😳 11021935
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 28/07/2026John Cleese’s common sense is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s bereft of life, it rests in peace. ☹️ 103657118
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Just look at how these two poor boys are suffering in the prison ‘special housing unit.’👇 FREE ANDREW AND TRISTAN TATE. 5454866
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Please pray tonight for this Dubai couple. 🙏🏻 Izzy’s dear Richard has yet again been accused of financial misdemeanours. This fragrant Arabic twosome are virgins and represent all that is good in the world. Richard in particular needs our love as he battles against the blob. ❤️🍆 84593149
patcuk01.bsky.social @patcuk01.bsky.social · 23/07/2026“Did you hear that Fletch”? “That Cannibal screaming Godber” “Yes Fletch” “I wonder what’s got him so riled” “ Apparently , he’s just seen the menu…… Cocktail sausages followed by blowing on a Cigarillo ” “Christmas come early then ………” 000
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Well done The Daily Mail! 👏 Burnham must be held to account for the failures of his regime so far. His removal of VAT from electricity bills has already come far too late & could’ve been done yesterday. If he hasn’t solved the cost of living crisis by Friday then he must go! 😡 8253087
patcuk01.bsky.social @patcuk01.bsky.social · 14/07/20267 day ban on X for advising a cheering MAGAT who posted that he was glad ICE murdered a US citizen that I was looking forward to hearing of his demise in the same manner and would celebrate just as hard X, one rule for the right wing and one for decency who fight or answer back Musk is a cunt 👍 000
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Nigel Farage turned down the level of security Parliament provides for politicians such as Kemi Badenoch because it wasn’t good enough for him. And one can understand why when you look at his current crack private security team funded by Reform UK: 4036064
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 13/07/2026🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵 145675179
patcuk01.bsky.social @patcuk01.bsky.social · 10/07/2026So blocked on the other site pending appeal for allegedly encouraging harassment towards Rupert Lowe A vile racist POS Appeal in as he’s clearly racist from his posts and after his comments yesterday about Dunblane has proven without a doubt that he’s a disgusting self serving bastard 020
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026#ENGMEX I’m off to bed.🥱 But let me say what a satisfying performance by our chaps in the World Cup. But please why do they celebrate to that awful Blur song ‘Wonderwall?’ Why a punk rock song? Could it not be Elgar or ‘Rule Britannia?’ 😡 3525428
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Our village had a ‘Narthern Day’ to prepare us for Andy Burnham’s reign. Jill in the village shop baked barm cakes & sold ‘em covered int lard wit gravy. We all gave up us jobs & went round int trackies & crocs. We ad a reet larf suppin ale & smoking spice. Weer ready Andy luv! 3025445
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I’ve been given £5m by a cryptocurrency millionaire so my wife Bunty & I will be taking a break. We’re off to buy Ferraris, hire security & tell anyone who asks to bugger off as it’s none of their bloody business.🤬 Off to the South Pole to escape the socialist heat. Back Monday! 4232053
Reposted by @patcuk01.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Who I blame for all this ghastly hot weather: Keir Starmer Andy Burnham Lazy teachers BBC Meghan Markle Ange Postecoglou Mounjaro Jude Bellingham Matcha Chat GPT Hydration breaks Spiteful class warriors Call The Midwife Women who vape Langoustines That Norwegian rowing chant. 😡 2291488223
