Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/11/2025“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien” From the Private Eye archive. Issue 865, Feb 1995. 744532606
*Şüpřęmė*Ħêğēmǒñ*J☭Đ @thebetterjd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Son, are you sure standing upright and having a flat face and a weak brow ridge isn’t just a phase you’re going through? 0110
Mrs. G @janbellina.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Expanding on what @zackpolanski.bsky.social said on BBC Laura Kuenssberg, that was a trillion minutes ago. 020
flyflicker.bsky.social @flyflicker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025"Conversion Therapy. It's the only answer, Bob." 020
cb24resident.bsky.social @cb24resident.bsky.social · 23/11/2025New Scientist once wrote that their email newsletter was being bounced back by email servers with anti-profanity filters because their newsletter had the word homo (sapiens) in it 181
Mark Segal 🟦 🚫NO maga NO haters @therightjournalproject.com · 24/11/2025This, imo is #jokester worthy. 😊 000
italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social · 23/11/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrG...youtube.comHomosapienYouTube video by Pete Shelley - Topic 020
Wayne @tillyissilly2024.bsky.social · 23/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a tornado with a bird 's feet coming out of it .ALT: a cartoon drawing of a tornado with a bird 's feet coming out of it . 010
GratefulDaedalus @gratefuldaedalus.bsky.social · 23/11/2025It’s long past time for a new “Name That Species” contest. There is absolutely nothing sapient going on here. My submissions are Homo ridiculensis or Homo idiota... 020
Phoenix Russell @phoenixrussell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I want to explore romance without the hazard of getting anyone pregnant. And butts need pounding. 000
Donald MacMillan @donmac0131.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Try saying that to a maga moron they would flip their lids and call you weird. 000
🍁 LadyFireHorse 🍁 my photography @LadyFireHorseLens 📷 @ladyfirehorse.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Mum & Dad: That's ok son, in a few hundred years you'll get over it. 000
Neil Meadows @neilmeadows.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The last great Eye cartoonist, amongst the pantheon of the greats; Tidy, Larry, Honeysett, McLachlan, Heath & Rushton. 010
mnlib69.bsky.social @mnlib69.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I’ll never forget plunging my mother into despair when I confessed— Mom? I think I’m a thespian. 🤦🏻♂️ 040
Tim the Enchanter 🇨🇦 @sunnylet.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Great, now the song Apeman by the Kinks is an earworm. 010
William R Knecht @williamrknecht.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Not only is he a homo sapiens, but he masticates in public !!! 000
Wonders Norbits @wondersnorbet.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Works on so many levels, with Neanderthal parents. 000
J Allen @jc-allen.bsky.social · 24/11/2025There were little clues. He always liked walking upright just a little too much. 030
Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrG...youtube.comHomosapienYouTube video by Pete Shelley - Topic 010
glen2.bsky.social @glen2.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I said this once to a MAGA relative (that is truly clueless yet sanctimonious) and they freaked out because...well you know! 050
tikatoo14.bsky.social @tikatoo14.bsky.social · 24/11/2025The saddest thing is that most Magats will immediately say, “See, I told you he was gay. He just admitted it!” 000
andromedaascendant.bsky.social @andromedaascendant.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Enough with this woke stuff. 000
Sombre Reality 🇦🇺 @sombre-reality.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"Homo sapiens ... is a singular phrasal noun ... The s at the end of sapiens is deceptive to English speakers because it makes the term sound plural, even though it’s not. That’s why so many writers give it plural verbs ..." Homo sapiens rather than homo sapien. grammarist.com/usage/homo-s...grammarist.comHomo sapiensIt is a singular noun. 030
StaticSpud @staticspud.bsky.social · 23/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon caveman with a long beard is holding a large bat .ALT: a cartoon caveman with a long beard is holding a large bat . 010
Smug Boi @smuggyboi.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"It's ok son, we'll love you no matter who you love" "No that's not what that-" 000
waiting74patiently @waiting74patiently.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Historically, coming out has never been easy. 000
sandmoose.bsky.social @sandmoose.bsky.social · 24/11/2025No son of Grok stand upright! We drag knuckle in this cavehold! 000
Dave Probert 🏴🏴🐸 @yesfan1.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Science says they kissed and made up. 010
wysiwyg94.bsky.social @wysiwyg94.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Tell the MAGA cult that Trump is a homosapien and they'll completely lose it and run away! 🤣🤣🤣 000
Wes Thomas Anderson @westhomasanderson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025“Never could put our finger on it, but we always had our suspicions.” 040
Bill W. Smith, Jr. aka Donal, Bludwyng @billwsmithjr.bsky.social · 24/11/2025My good friend Chris Chandler had a song about the first Neanderthal to walk upright, and the cavemen clergy said this abomination was only so he could show off his enormous erection. 000
Pat @patricia31now.bsky.social · 24/11/2025OMG people it’s a cartoon joke. You want literal accountability from a funny page 🤪 😝 🤣 000
Rachael the Spicy Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I always think, heck of a thing to call ourselves. Lol. No one accused us of being Humble Man. 010
