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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Are ya feeling xmasy yet?
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Who is cleaning the seats? That’s what we want to know
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The Slipper Room NYC
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Sophie Kinsella dies…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Möet et Chandon, Epernay, Champagne, France.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ten points for every famous artist, writer, or philosopher you can name who used to hang here, extra points, if you know where the name comes from…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Happy xmas from the meat industry…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
So who wants Xmas socks?
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I got chills, they’re multiplying…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Cheer up, it’ll be January soon enough…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Les Deux Magots, brunch spot of Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre, Ernest Hemingway. Albert Camus, Pablo Picasso, James Joyce. The name refers to a popular 19th century play entitled Les Deux Magots de la Chine. The two original Chinese statues [magots] can still be found inside
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Bullsnake vs rattlesnake. I wouldn’t advise picking up either of them, but the rattler on the right has a distinctive arrow shaped head and is poisonous, the bullsnake is not but it mimics the rattler’s tail-shaking antics.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Currently reading this:
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Meanwhile, at the gloriously named Bevy’s Liquor World, I am caught with a bear behind…
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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My local PD keep updating me on how things are going: Looks like it has been one of those days again…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
For the last time, aliens don’t…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Justice
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That Librarian: Amanda Jones @librarianjones.com · 24/11/2025
Step 1: Sign up for a FREE library card at your local library today. Step 2: Enter a world of possibilities. Step 3: Share some of the library joy that is sure to come.
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fry from futurama says " and it 's all thanks to the books at my local library .. "
ALT: fry from futurama says " and it 's all thanks to the books at my local library .. "
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Polaroid of Warhol superstar Candy Darling…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Here’s another one of Guillermo del Toro’s crazy waxwork sculptures. Do you know who this is?
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Guillermo del Toro has a bunch of crazy waxwork sculptures dotted about his house check out his Edgar Allan Poe also note the bloodstain red decor…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Ruh-roh…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
When you know for a fact your bestie’s not buying you a birthday present…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Here’s something to sheer you up PBS super artist Bob Ross had a personal pocket squirrel…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
So you want your book to be a movie?
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Dali: I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/11/2025
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Meanwhile, in Britain…
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Malibu
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Guillermo del Toro's father, Federico del Toro, a businessman who owned a car dealership, won $6 million in the lottery in 1969. GDT says his pops spent the money on a massive house, a fabulous library and a menagerie of pets including a lion.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
Road sign for 'Skirmish Paintball'
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
13 years ago. I wrote a few books before this and many more since, but this one still has a special place in my heart.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Frankenstein in the news again recently due to the awesome Guillermo del Toro movie. Here is a picture of the author Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley by Richard Rothwell, find it in the National Portrait Gallery, London.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Charles Dickens by Daniel Maclise 1839. National Portrait Gallery London. The sight of Dickens in his younger day is surprising to many I am sure.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
T.S. Eliot another one of the writers who lived in my old neighborhood of Marble Arch, London. Others include P.G. Wodehouse, William Makepeace Thackeray, and the awesome Edward Lear.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The design of the British editions of the Chandler classics is far superior to the current American designs.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages.
Two pigeons on a London street, pecking at crumbs.

Pigeon 1:
"I'm sorry you missed out on the Booker prize. I thought your novel was wonderful."

Pigeon 2:
"It’s a stitch up! They always give it to a human!"

Pigeon 1:
"It’s nice they considered it." 

Pigeon 2:
"Nobody cares about the longlist, Janet!"

Pigeon 2 again:
"Zadie Smith had a bestselling novel and an armload of literary prizes before she was 25*."

Pigeon 1:
"You’ve got to stop comparing yourself to Zadie Smith"

Pigeon 2:
"Why?"

Pigeon 1:
"We’ve all got to find our own path through the world. Plus, it’s much harder to type with claws."

pigeon 2:
"That’s true."

They both go back to pecking.

Pigeon 2: 
"I’m glad you liked my book."


*Pigeon 2 is 3 years, 11 months and 22 days old, the equivalent of 42 in human years.
https://pigeonpedia.com/pigeon-years-to-human-years-calculator/
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Galleria Colonna in Rome’s Palazzo Colonna. Original design by architect Antonio del Grande and later enhanced by Gian Lorenzo Bernini, Johan Paul Schor and Carlo Fontana in the final decades of the 17th century
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Are you watching the new Clare Dane show the Beast in Me?
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Smart move for the Mexican drug cartels sponsoring the Republican bill to make Cannabis illegal again, they are going to make billions.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Here’s the other book I am reading this week. The title is obviously a ‘hilarious’ irony as Cameron Crowe is the dude who interviewed Led Zeppelin [ for Rolling Stone magazine ] while he was still at school.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
One of the best books you will ever read. The fact that it was cheated out of a Pulitzer prize by Updike’s yawnsome Rabbit at Rest is of course a total travesty.
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
How to know when Dirty Donny is ahead of you on the trail
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Son of a beach!
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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Meanwhile, at the local daycare…
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