Le Pole Plumber 🔧 @thenihl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I want to congratulate Planet Earth on successfully completing 4.54 billion revolutions around the sun thus far. Way to go, chap. 1243684288
SCALE THEORY - Secrets of Universe @scale-theory.bsky.social · 01/01/2026We all know there were more than that, correct? The way our history is told is at about the same diameter, only it was 'molten,' something like Venus, hot. "though some tiny minerals have been dated at 4.2 billion years.""rocks from the moon and from meteorites" How big was earth when moon creation 000
Queen of the Universe @she777.bsky.social · 31/12/2025She is an awesome planet. Let's all go do 1 thing nice for her today! 1101
Mark Garner @markgarner.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Please, the credit should go to gravity. Planet Earth is just along for the ride. Gravity - bringing things together for at least 14B years 010
Kilgore Trout @isbnnumber.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Well, Venus and Mercury have done many more revolutions with far less people and water than the Earth. We can do better. 000
fauxrrari1.bsky.social @fauxrrari1.bsky.social · 31/12/2025maybe time for a realignment, tho... 🙄 061
Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025earth is EASILY one of my top ten favorite planets 030
kristofarian @kristofarian.bsky.social · 31/12/2025small Wonder Way to GO, I've been so Earth! damn Dizzy lately! 010
Bill Ebrill @billebrill.bsky.social · 31/12/2025What state was the earth in 4.54 billion revolutions ago! 010
Politics and Health 🗳️ 🩺 @politicshealth.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Followed you just for this post. 020
How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social · 31/12/2025youtube.com/watch?v=QDtY... Billy Preston ~ Will It Go Round In Circles...youtube.comWill It Go Round In Circles - Billy Preston | The Midnight SpecialYouTube video by The Midnight Special 020
Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Evergreen, at least for the next ten million years. 010
Knotabot @qbits4u.bsky.social · 31/12/2025At what point does a group of combining rocks become a "planet"? 141
Hodofyle @hodofyle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025And humans are but a mere blip on that timeline. We too shall pass. 081
johnwthompson.bsky.social @johnwthompson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Way to minimize the roughly 20 laps our sun has taken around the center of the Milky Way, as that's no small feat. 020
turtlesleviathan.bsky.social @turtlesleviathan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026What an effort! Keep it up! 010
Fearless Freddy @mymystery.bsky.social · 31/12/2025It's got anther 5 billion or so before the Sun gets all hot and bothered. 010
JB @wodafuh.bsky.social · 31/12/2025And only one major traffic accident, but one that gave us our lovely moon. 010
Griffin @gryffgroff.bsky.social · 01/01/2026👏👏👏 and managed nearly all of them without a single pointless billionaire 000
JAllen @tjamesallen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Well, 4.54 billion successful revolutions since you had that big crash with Theia, sure. Talk to your moon about that one. 010
Claudia Winkelmann @claudiaw71.bsky.social · 01/01/2026youtu.be/iGg0qzkOO2gyoutu.beMeet Your Legal Fiction - Unveiling the Debt-Slave MatrixYouTube video by Aaron Abke 010
Richard Fox @richardhfox.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Those are good numbers. A lot of people said they were impossible. (Absolutely stunned that Trump hasn't claimed credit). 010
Gerry Stewart @gerrystewart66.bsky.social · 31/12/2025All while the sun has done over 20 laps the galaxy itself. 1251
Axon @axonsongs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026For a celestial event, the solstice is pretty mundane. It's happened every year for four and half billion years without incident. It's about as low risk a holiday as you can get. 010
Terry democracy @terrydespisesnazis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025That's 1.62425 trillion days not counting leap days. In math horror, that's about the top 3 U.S> billionaire tax cheat grifters. 1152
M J Murcott @m-j-murcott.bsky.social · 31/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqt...youtube.comGalaxy Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of LifeYouTube video by Monty Python 0100
The Constant @constantpodcast.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Well Bishop Ussher wants to congratulate The Sun on successfully completing 6,030 revolutions around The Earth thus far. But that happened back in October. 020
Terry Morgan @terrymorgan-exnhs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I seem to remember it was 4.54 billion this time last year. Surely it's 4,540,000,001 now? 010
mlco.bsky.social @mlco.bsky.social · 01/01/2026In 5 bn years the sun will become a red giant And eat up earth 000
John Martin🇪🇺🔶 #FBPPR 👩❤️👨+👫🐶 Rtd🚒 #GetPRDone @itsjohnmartin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I feel I’ve been going around in circles for almost as long. 000
Kilo Quebec @kiloquebec.bsky.social · 01/01/2026There have been astroids, gravitational battles, perhaps a planetary collision or two, but Earth has always kept its eye on the prize! 000
Opera Joe 🎼🇺🇦🇲🇽🆘🇬🇱 @operajoe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The Earth, like a lot of us, has more yesterdays than tomorrows. 010
mmmac1983.bsky.social @mmmac1983.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Surprised the felon hasn’t taken credit for that yet. 040
leatherneck42.bsky.social @leatherneck42.bsky.social · 31/12/2025More or less. Now we have the same number to go 051
Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 31/12/2025This is why I could never be a time traveler. It's just too many years, too many circles around the sun, and it just never ends. Exhausting. 010
adabfirst.bsky.social @adabfirst.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I heard that the earth is slowing down in terms of spinning around itself. Days are getting longer (then 24 H) 000
Tiger Williams @tiger0018.bsky.social · 31/12/2025in spite of all our efforts to upset physics, forward motion has been sustained. 020
bigfatbastard.bsky.social @bigfatbastard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026All though you really should shake off those crazy apes infecting your skin... 000
Black Snow Weather Bureau @vulcanizedfiver.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Pretty nice place, overall, despite some of the creatures roaming around lol 010
Jon @earthisworthit.bsky.social · 31/12/2025All while I celebrate my 24,845th day on the very same Planet! Nice. 081
Oldrunner @rmoore31415926.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Not counting all the orbits before it accumulated into a big ball? 010
Lonnie Moon @moonineasternnc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Like a boss!media.tenor.combugs bunny is a winner in a boxing match and is dancing in a boxing ring .ALT: bugs bunny is a winner in a boxing match and is dancing in a boxing ring . 010
Captain Cornpone @piercey69.bsky.social · 01/01/2026What about the other planets?? Do you ever congratulate THEM? No? Didn't think so...🙄😡 000
Lefty (Colin) Wright @leftywright.bsky.social · 01/01/2026And if you saved a dollar every year you'd still have 450 times less than the space nazi. 000
Susan Kraemer @susankraemer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026this to me is the problem with time travel. Not killing your father before you were born type time conundrum but a space conundrum. The Earth wasn't sitting in the same space throughout time, it's on the move - so to time travel we'd have to also space travel some trillions of miles to where it was 010
Joy 🇺🇦 @joyilta.bsky.social · 31/12/2025🎶 you spin me right 'round, baby right 'round like a record, baby right 'round 'round 🎶 251
James Dallas @ad5nl.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Definitely wins Planet of the Month award, which includes a $50 gift card to Applebees. 000
Peter's Legacy @peterslegacy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026At what point does the revolving detritus officially gain the title 'planet'? 000
Doctor Rubato @doctorrubato.com · 31/12/2025And, no matter how badly us humans screw it up, I expect Planet Earth will have at least 4.54 billion more birthdays. On a geological scale, we won't be around to help blow out the candles for a significant fraction of those. 010
duck-fan.bsky.social @duck-fan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Is that real science or flat earth type science?media.tenor.coma man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 020
Beders @beders.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I hope it can shake the fever and identify the culprit quickly 061
Thakman📎🇺🇸 @thakman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The New Year is a great time for a long range forecast 000
floydadatxjoe.bsky.social @floydadatxjoe.bsky.social · 31/12/2025It is comparable to the age of Earth 010
GCU Heresiarch @gcuheresiarch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/...reddit.comFrom the spaceporn community on Reddit: Sun erupted Earth-directed flare on New Year's Eve 2026Explore this post and more from the spaceporn community 000
Parker J. Reed @parkerjreed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026OMG, did you just misgender MOTHER EARTH??? 😂😂😂😂😂 Happy New Years! 021
Hairball 😡🙄😡🙄🌊✊ @hairball-redux.bsky.social · 01/01/2026You know what - it's pretty crazy to think that the number of years the earth has existed is just a tiny fraction of the amount of money Elon Musk has. If he was a good person, he could literally end world hunger and give everyone on the planet enough money to live on. 143
Doctor Of Music @doctorofmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025And because of the way we are behaving, there won't be that many more revolutions of the Earth with humans living on it. 291
Struward🇨🇦 @struward.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I like the fact that the Sun is racing around the Black Hole at the center of the galaxy… Which means that the Earth is actually ‘corkscrewing’ through space/time… Explains a lot 🤪 041
Scott Akenhead @scottakenhead.bsky.social · 01/01/2026During which time tiny Sol and microscopic Earth, traveling at 828,000 km/h, completed about 19 revolutions around our galaxy’s centre (“galactic years”). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galacti...en.wikipedia.orgGalactic year - Wikipedia 010
existenzisstruggle.bsky.social @existenzisstruggle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025You should be praising the oldsters rather than the youngsters-- nobody visits the Cosmic Microwave Background in the nursing home anymore 😢 1322
Nunki 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @nunki318.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Here's to at least 4.5 billion more! Happy New Year 🥳 Ukraine will be victorious 🇺🇦💪🇺🇦 0131
BlueRidgeHippy AKA Aunt Arctica 🥶 @blueridgehippy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Earth is a mother. A powerful goddess. Who will eventually squeeze out anything toxic like an unwanted sliver. Including the toxic chaps who think they are in charge. I like your idea of congratulating her. She quietly rules reality while we think we are in charge. 1152
