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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump's in Sparrows Point, Baltimore county, MD right now. Congratulating the creator of the OCCULUS, as the new head of AI (IM SORRY) SUPER INTELLIGENCE autonomous weapons manufacturing plant that GOVERNOR WES MOORE just approved 4 the old steel plant campus. Wes Moore is the new Fetterman.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Who even needs to look for copper pipes with all that gold right there.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Y'all. I'm Going to fucking prison. I think I just ran out of sanity.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If u feel good & proactive bcause u went 2 the Merriweather Springsteen show? U supported Live nation & the owners of Merriweather. Huge Trumpers & members of the Heritage Foundation as well as Citizens United. Y'all dumbfucks just raised them thousands of dollars right before November.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The self important hateful white dudes in DC and LA currently ruining the world and ripping apart the very fabric of our society? Are prime examples of how NOT to raise our sons. And I think we need a real study on this. #WHATWENTWRONG

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

World Oddities Expo coming 2 Baltimore. W/classes on insect pinning & taxidermy. They supply all materials. My question is, WHERE ARE THEY SOURCING DEAD OWLS/RODENTS/INSECTS/BUTTERFLYS from, on such a large scale, that it requires a convention center? Not feeling great about this. #baltimore

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Laiken Jordahl @laikenjordahl.bsky.social "WE JUST WON!! All border wall and road construction across the entire Big Bend region is halted!! What a massive, historic victory for everyone across Big Bend—the toughest, most beautiful souls I know. I’m a speechless puddle of tears. More to come soon"

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You really can’t make this shit up.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I ordered a bottle of La Fin Du Monde last week. Blind buy. They got it 2 me so fast all I can do is imagine 2 French revolutionaries: "America is falling, but there are still those who respect art & freedom. We must not abandon them" quite frankly, I APPRECIATE THAT. It's a gorgeous parfum.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As a redhead, and please don't misunderstand I do not condone murder, but as a redhead with similar experience regarding sedatives and anesthesia? I too would've requested a firing squad. They should've listened. Now they're gonna get sued and she's gonna go free. #yikes

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would not be offended, if during metal fest, one or more Norwegian Black Metal bands burned a local evangelical mega church. As is tradition. Before any great metal show.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The positive side to shared familial trauma? I complain about the smallest thing and my little sister immediately ALERTS THE ENTIRE TOWN TO IT. SO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID WRONG AND NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Like calm down girl, it was just some extra cream cheese for my bagel. Not a hostage situation.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's honestly amazing to me, that I can play a game 100 times and STILL miss things if I don't use a walkthrough. HOW DO YOU MISS AN ENTIRE GIANT WATER DRAGON. Stupid Leviathan. #FF8 #guessigottastartoveragain #sigh

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My husband just told me I could never be possessed by demons because I'll just "eat, trap and exploit them for your own nefarious means". It's honestly the sweetest thing he's ever said to me. #heartthrob

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When the weatherman starts using state fair style AI posters for his reports? It's time to stop listening and simply look outside.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

FF7. If the 1st 'assumed' ancient found was Jenova, is it safe 2 assume that Ifalna & Aerith ARE Jenovas direct bloodline? & not ancients at all? What's his face & Hojo had no other frame of reference, 2 prove that Ifalna/Aerith were ancients, PAST Jenovas extracted alien DNA. SO...... #ff7

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I bet Hojo is an absolute freak in the bedroom. #ff7 #lucrecia #kink #jenova #forscience

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I know every1's mad at the Netflix series Monster, but the scene in this series about Lizzie? W/her Father after the doves are killed? IVE HAD THAT EXACT FIGHT WITH MY OWN FATHER. Almost word for word. Only it wasn't over doves. It was much worse and it involved my little sister. #couldabeenme

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*note* I'm not suicidal. I have 2 wonder, how I've managed 2 survive 4 so long, while every1 else in my life drops like flies. 4 the record, I survived severe sepsis, a coma, 2 heart attacks & fever related brain damage be4 I was 30 & that's just the tip of the iceberg. SO, WTF?! #imtiredfam

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If a random cat shows up in your house demanding dinner? CONGRATS. YOU ARE NOW OWNED. #CDSISREAL

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My best friend died while texting me last night. I missed those texts because I was asleep. Her sisters just contacted me to let me know. There was nothing wrong and no warning. When the reaper finally comes for me? IM TAKING HIS FUCKING JOB BECAUSE HES DOING IT WRONG. #IAMNOTOKAYRIGHTNOW

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also I started watching the new Lizzie Borden Netflix thing and lost my mind when I realized they were trying to use oysters as a murder weapon. Brilliant really, because vibrios pretty common and unlike mushrooms, there really are no kind that are off limits. #creative #notveryeffectivethesedays

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You can really tell when I've missed a dose of my menopause hormones by how angry my posts are. No one warns you about this, you know, the incapacitating rage at EVERYTHING for no reason ALL THE TIME. #sigh

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey Baltimore. I just found out someone dosed my little sister without consent at Penzig. First year I haven't attended. I'm gonna find you. Smalltimore. Understand?

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The new Pendragon show on Amazon? Mega church ai slop. Terrible. False narratives, weird Greek lore and Atlantis is involved as Bal worshiping bull dancers. Which was never actually a thing. Historically. By the end of ep. 2? You feel like you're kicking Mormons off your porch. It's awful.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Philomena Cunk is my spirit animal. May the actress that created and plays her live forever.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Date nights with my husband be getting wild. "Do you like machines"? "yeah baby" "Do you like demeaning powerful men" "YEAH BABY" WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND MY ONLY DAY OFF AT MY WORK FOR A HOTDOG "YEA..WAIT WHAT"

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have to wonder what Kash Patels been fucking recently, that he would openly advocate for bestiality. #clowncar #dcisacircus

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep thinking about the Biker from the book Snow Crash. It's basically just Jason Momoa on a Harley with the worlds last nuke and a skater girl and I feel like there's a blockbuster movie in there somewhere. #hollywood #newyork

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Did you know that pouring a single bag of granulated sugar into a diesel generator will kill it forever? Did you know that most current data centers run on diesel generators? Wild huh? #strangerthanfiction

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I yell at God a lot. And not just the online God. Pretty sure I'm now doomed to spend eternity with the dumbest of all monkeys. I get why Lucy took issue before being cast down. #lifeisacircleinhell

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Guys. I'm pretty sure our reality is simply breaking down. Like in Stephen Kings 'Life of Chuck'. That's why everything makes absolutely no sense. At this point I'm just waiting for the planets to start blinking out of the night sky. #feelingcynical

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

How to make my cat stop teleporting through walls? Anyone got any ideas? It's starting to freak me out.

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So what I'm seeing here.... Leo is a Virgo. #astrologypope

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look. I'm not saying murderous forest gnomes in red hats are real, I'm just saying we've been seeing a lot of red hats and murders recently. Coincidence? #ithinknot

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My youngest cat keeps hunting mice. My oldest cat keeps taking the LIVE mice away and either letting them go, or dropping them in my bathtub. The ONE place he knows the younger cat will not dare venture. I just.....(sigh) #cats #miceinmybathtub #justwantedaquickshower #tiredofconstantlyscrubbing

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maybe all these UAPs are just flying pigs. But we've been conditioned our entire lives to believe that pigs don't fly, so we just see whatever we want to see that makes the most sense. #IWANTTOBELIEVE

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My husband: Do you like Goat? Me: (imagines sun dappled afternoons playing with pygmy goats in the backyard) My husband: There's this new restaura ME: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I just really need to eat some mooncakes right now. Yes plural. I'm a fatty and I've earned the right at my age. Bonus if they have the egg in the middle. Wish I had a market nearby. #mooncake #pastry #delicious

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I thought my right eye sinking into its own socket was just me aging. Apparently this is not a normal part of aging. Really wishing insurance wasn't a racket so I could, you know, NOT GO FUCKING BLIND on top of all the tumors I need to deal with first. #takeanumber #everythingstryingtokillme

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If demonic possession really is a thing? Pretty sure the States are currently under the rule of Golgotha. Who is THE number one SHIT demon. LITERALLY. IM JUST SAYING. #weirdright

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's really difficult watching loved ones morph into total shitbags for seemingly no reason. Running out of friends. It's like they either die early, or turn into criminals/fascists and Im tired fam. And sad. I really hate this timeline. #sad

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Aoife @aoife-rose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

TERRY CREWS (crewes?) FOR PRESIDENT. 2028. I'm fucking serious. #evenComanchowasabetterpresident #Terryisawesome #heknowsit

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

⚠️ Be careful with VoteSafe .org. It is NOT an official voting website. It’s tied to Elon Musk’s America PAC and collects a lot of personal information from people who use it. Before you hand over your name, address, phone number, email and voter information, know who you’re giving it to.

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