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Thom Roe

@existentialtreat.bsky.social
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Former adolescent. RESIST. Please no DMs unless you know me like that. (He/him)

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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was outside earlier, as the light started to fade, trying to get some photos of the deer in the neighbor's back yard. I knew the flash wouldn't reach that distance but I took one shot with the flash anyway, and ended up with my new favorite deer photo of all time
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
classic
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The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
YouTube video by czg123
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LET GO OF MY GODDAMN ARM
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DJO - Star Trek - I'm a Big Chocolate Slut
YouTube video by dayjoborchestra
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
68% disapproval. the dam is going to break, one way or another
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do we think trump's media bans will drive him down to 25% approval? i want to see the polling over the next few days
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there isn't a thing of doing you might believe not to do, or in other words, try not to try of these things to not do, or do
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
suggestion for new trend: anal dyeing. wouldn't YOUR balloon knot look so inviting in a muted shade of teal? want to freshen up your poop chute with a new coat of paint? ANAL DYEING™ MAY BE RIGHT FOR YOU!
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"i pushed my wife down a flight of stairs and set her car on fire because she ate my leftover pad thai. AITA?"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
whoever decided that boiled okra is appetizing was probably going through a lot of shit and not dealing with it in a productive manner. boiled okra is a cry for help
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HAPPY LABRADOR EVERYBODY
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
olaf hopes your caturday is catful and catlicious, just like he is
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Official Video) feat. Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers
YouTube video by convar HUN
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICYMI: It.
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my brother Olaf indulging in some morning sunbathing. he's very handsome
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i'm so raven. maybe i'm TOO raven
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this movie is funny af
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9 to 5 "Could you come back here for a second"
YouTube video by xybmore
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
can you prove that this song ISN'T about The Doctor? no. you can't.
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David Byrne & St. Vincent - Who (Official Video)
YouTube video by 4AD
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
when jennifer warnes sings leonard cohen, it's transcendent
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Jennifer Warnes - A Singer Must Die
YouTube video by Xavier Alayrach
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
some incel bozo on facebook posted an AI photo of andrew tate with the caption "top g." i replied 'i bet in jail they call him "Bottom G"' and i think the account blocked me
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.
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The Simpsons: Maggie Simpson's Roleoutsold Scene
ALT: The Simpsons: Maggie Simpson's Roleoutsold Scene
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i love hummingbirds SO MUCH, but at the same time i'm aware that they're complete psychopaths who are constantly fighting for unknown reasons
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i'm trying to get back into hummingbird photography, and it's very tricky. i took over 400 shots of hummers during a session yesterday and few are worth posting, but these two are kind of cool
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the moon is really bright tonight which is honestly surprising after last night's unfortunate color-scheme fiasco RED'S NOT YOUR COLOR BABYGIRL
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
here's an important thing i've learned about black cats: if they're mad at you, YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT IT. and they'll make it everybody's problem. they're still the best tho.
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Melissa Manchester - Midnight Blue (Official) ft. Dolly Parton
YouTube video by MManchesterVEVO
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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From a Rooster to a Hen: Dolly Parton Confronts Dabney Coleman in 9 to 5 (1980)
YouTube video by To Old Hollywood and Beyond!
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so last night, olaf (cat, 13 yo) was about to jump up on a table covered in breakables and i TRIED to say "you better NOT!" while also TRYING to say "you WOULDN'T!" and what ended up coming out was "you better WORK!" and olaf was so stunned by this he jumped down so rupaul for the win
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Work Bitch
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Olaf appreciates your love and admiration on his special day
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
feelin kinda thirsty
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G. Love & Special Sauce - Cold Beverage (Official Video)
YouTube video by GLoveSSVEVO
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
CHIP I'M GONNA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY
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Talladega Nights: Dear Lord Baby Jesus (MOVIE SCENE)
YouTube video by Scene City
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
life was so much easier before two-factor authentication
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
last evening, i asked alexa the night's weather forecast, and she informed me there was a 51% chance of rain, which is both weirdly specific and yet somehow amusingly vague. it's such a noncommittal forecast. "we're 1% MORE convinced that it will, in fact, rain. glad to help!"
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A scene from final fantasy tactics advanced where a pink haired girl a blonde boy an moogle wearing green and 3Bangaa 2 in hvy armor one the jailer where Ritz the pink haired warrior says (when prisoners become an essential part of the labor force, reducing crime is "inefficient.")
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I wake up and think I've missed the bus to school but it's Saturday and I'm 60.
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"it's whiskey o'clock somewhere!" -- rudy every morning
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
spider-man: brand new day was a swell movie. well-written, fantastic performances by the entire cast. that's why it's such a letdown that i stayed for the blah post-credits scene, which was quite possibly the most disappointing and uninteresting in recent marvel history. don't bother waiting for it.
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Rickie Lee Jones - Comes Love (Willie Nelson & Friends Outlaws And Angels 2004)
YouTube video by Garth Leadon (VioletRoseonceforgotten)
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
people who think rickie lee jones' career began and ended with "chuck e's in love" are missing out on a truly astonishing body of work "well, i had some dough and i had a big car and i turned around and all the money was spent i don't know wherever it goes but that's probably where my baby went"
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Rickie Lee Jones - The Real End (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rickie Lee Jones
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
me to my cat: i wish i were as handsome as you my cat: i kind of wish that, too
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my reaction today when rfk jr said condescendingly to cnn's dana bash "you probably don't understand this because you're not a scientist" and bash said "WELL, YOU'RE NOT EITHER"
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Shaq's Surprised Reaction
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
lindsey graham will return in "avengers: doomsday"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
😂🏆
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I saw some gooses today. (I stayed safely in my vehicle and rolled down to window to get the shot because they could have killed me if I got too close)
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
just a pinch of good news in the darkest timeline
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Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals say
Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami.
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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"Brave" - Sara Bareilles w/ the National Symphony Orchestra | DECLASSIFIED: Ben Folds Presents
YouTube video by The Kennedy Center
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i feel like rachel maddow is always the smartest person in ANY room, even when she believes she isn't
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i wonder if tonight's the night trump will trot maduro out to give a scripted speech in which he'll confess to helping rig the 2020 election
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
re: calling lindsey graham a piece of shit and appreciating the timeliness of his death
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