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Zyzzyva

@zyzzyva.bsky.social
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Sometime short story writer, sometime T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Bluesky microfic writer. He/him.

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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 19h
Damn straight
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23h
it's Adam and Intelligence not Steve and Intelligence
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Magnolia: "Σ_i=0..n i = n(n + 1) / 2! Do it now!" Lily: "ok, uh, base case, n=0, trivial. Induction case, assume Σ_i=0..n i = n(n + 1) / 2, we need to prove Σ_i=0..n+1 i = (n + 1)(n + 2) / 2. Rearrange the terms..."
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Odysseus (Matt Damon), with a speech bubble above him so it looks like he's saying the above skeet.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Xenia Onatopp is possibly the objectively worst-written part of the movie, every bit as much male-gazy garbage as the T-X, but OTOH she kills a guy by crushing his diaphragm with her thighs during sex - on-camera! - and tries and fails to do the same to Bond, so who's to say if she's good or not? 🤷
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And, in the secondary Bond girl/primary henchman role, they had, um. Well.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Action, tension, humour, Brosnan makes Bond cool without being too silly or too grim, a script that manages to make a wild geopolitical upset since the last Bond movie seem like part of the plot despite being the plot actually being a standard Bondian "crazed megalomaniac wants revenge and/or $$$".
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Semi-relatedly, let's talk about a *good* movie that warped my poor youthful brain! 1995's _Goldeneye_. It is, I think, the perfect Bond movie? (Maybe just because I saw it first, but still.)
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@corruptivespirit.bsky.social hey, it's my GxG OC!
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TheMaestroNoob @themaestronoob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
woof Much Endless So Space Very Vodyani
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who's next? Cravers? Horatio? Hot Keldron Bor on Vodyani armour vampire action?
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lizard
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leaf, restraining herself right now:
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Drooling Fry - Futurama
Alt: Fry from Futurama twitching and drooling
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wouldn't it be funny if they made a looney tunes movie where cartoon peter lorre stands up against a major corporation and then warner bros tries to erase it
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's amazing.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Admittedly, I would have been, like, six. But still.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As embarrassing as it is to say: Muppet Treasure Island. I freaked out when they fell into the cave in the dark and made my dad physically leave the theatre with me. One 10-second scene and I skipped the entire back third of the movie. 😬😅
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My most played game by a country mile is Zachtronics solitaire, which I certainly think is a well-made game, but does not deserve to be #1 (and if you could get rid of "podcast play time", wouldn't be!)
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Regular succubus (a human with pointy teeth and a long tongue): "yeah, the newbies usually go overboard for a bit."
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this the lady from Oral Examination? 😃
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would just like to note that the Allies started winning WW2 when they moved from naming their tanks after racist Confederate loser traitors (Stuart, Lee) to naming them after righteous Union winners (Sherman). The British caught on to this earlier, renamed the Lee the Grant, and never looked back.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You're not Irish, you're a West Briton." (is beaten to death by the angry shade of Parnell)
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only if you cosplay Jesse *correctly*. 😉
Jesse Faden, wearing the "Janitor's Assistant" outfit, as God and Remedy  both intended.
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CorsairBrush 🇪🇺 @rotgolem.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Grampa Simpson knows more WH40K lote than the average internet chud
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@leaftilde.bsky.social this is probably applicable to your interests in at least two different ways. 😉
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BLISTERINGLY STRONG water, hopefully. 😉
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, uh, Animal Farm is an allegory. 1984 is just a dystopia.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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CorruptiveSpirit @corruptivespirit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CK3 IS COOKING
a series of escalating options about increasingly dire threats to control a 'puppet'
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's referring specifically to the Tartarians, the vast empire that built the Colorado Statehouse! (If you don't know what this is in reference to, count yourself lucky. 😅)
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(As usual with incredible cliffhangers the opening to ep3 is a bit of a letdown, lol.)
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Third doctor (shoving the comms officer aside): "what is the capital of Australia? How many beans make five?" Astronaut: "we are-" Third doctor: "right, cut it open." It doesn't sound like a lot in the telling but I dunno, I have *never* been so energized to find out what's going to happen next.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a really good one, but I'm still partial to The Ambassadors of Death, ep 2, where they retrieve a space capsule after much trials, but the astronauts won't open it and just keep blandly reciting "situation normal" messages.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I based possibly my all-time favorite D&D PC off a line from one of these! ("When no one is looking, half-orc fighter dedicates kills to Gruumsh", if you were curious.)
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The problem with Civ IV's main theme being Baba Yetu is that every Civ after it has felt like it's missing something
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooooh, good call.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, they're not *awful* in isolation. Which, uh. Is not the gameplay experience.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You have a party trying to get out of sorta-Hell, and every level you get to pick a party member to permanently escape. You have to balance utility against the better characters having earned, you know, getting out of hell." "Holy shit, that sounds incredible. What's the mechanics?" Supergiant:
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Meme Sportsball Day
Alt: A hockey player hitting a soccer ball with a badminton racquet, captioned "Have a wonderful sportsball day!"
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I honestly think Pyre has a bigger "soundtrack vs game" gap, but yeah. Darren Korb is really dang good.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Silly gaming question: examples of games with way better soundtracks than they deserve. Not, like, a good soundtrack on a game yo bounced off of that was a big success - a game that was mid or bad, by consensus, with a solid musical score. My offer: Planetary Annihilation. youtu.be/uwtNikzjKik?...
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03 What We Built - Planetary Annihilation Original Soundtrack [44100Hz]
YouTube video by GamingOST
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A promotional image for "Worshippers of Cthulhu", with a sinister cult about to human-sacrifice some lady on a bloodsoaked altar, except the title has been changed to "Worshippers of THE ORDINALS" and the giant tentacles in the background have been replaced with Wikipedia's diagram of the ordinal numbers.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lord of the Rings Sauron: the army of elves and men have joined together in a final alliance to stop me Silmarillion Sauron: no one tell anyone that a big dog just beat my ass, Morgoth will know I was drunk oh fuck I need this job oh fuck
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly the only implausible part is that they'd try taking it out. The sacred ooze tank is a holy enigma of the Omnissiah, not for us to doubt!
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky, and also Roger Ebert: 👀💦
The Borg Queen (Alice Krige) in Star Trek: First Contact
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still remember his line about the Borg Queen in First Contact, "who looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind."
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you're agreeing with the person you're responding to; they're saying the situation would be more analogous if *Wight* was entirely populated with autochthonous Argentines, which is isn't.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I kinda have a special place in my heart for "The Shunned House" for being not so much an obvious inspiration for the RPG as somehow actually an CoC session as a story, fifty years early.
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Zyzzyva @zyzzyva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spicy! 😉😀
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