iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

here's some quotes

fish titties on tap says: lethargic am I a good mom?
boxing funny (lethargic) says: always, I am on my mother's team
fish titties on tap says: (sobbing emoji) LETHARGIC SO SWEET

lady buttbanger-windsor says: lethargic what's for lunch
gnome teaser 4 (lethargic) says: we offer crap for dessert. this shit is terrible

magami says: lethargic, how is snow made?
lethargic says: very well.

andrew garfield spidersman says: lethargic pick a letter
alphabet hater (lethargic) says: I hate letters

mibsy says: pretty fucking chatty today huh lethargic?
lethargic says: forgive me, mibsy?
lethargic says: of course, the words spell something, but that is unimportant >8O
mibsy: that is your whole philosophy of life, isn't it lethargic?
lethargic: YES
mibsy: I KNEW IT

lethargic says: youve been here before enough times to know how the chat works we talk about some things sometimes other things other times OwO
TNC: oh my god
lunaticfish: lethargic that is astute
lethargic: fuck all of you

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026

also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley

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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 13/09/2026

100%. For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.

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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026

I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me

sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*nintendo direct narrator voice* most police officers carry guns. try grabbing one to see what happens!

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Isaac @isaacmarovitz.com · 08/09/2026

this will be Zelda in 2016

Zelda Ocarina of Time remake unreal engine, nintendo hire this man slop

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MtH @ezfollowers.xyz · 06/09/2026

honestly don't know why they cut this from the final game. it's very useful and super intuitive

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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026

Reposting this cause it keeps happening

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

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zyto @zyto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

fat fuck child.. woa oh oh ouh

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Jenny Chongo (Professional Dingus) @chongosky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I believe this entirely and I'm certain this isn't a fabricated story to make people give a shit about Grand Theft Auto 6

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Happy 💾 @happychoice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i love drawing on small canvases in raster i loooove visible pixels

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bee @micenest.xyz · 15/08/2026

someone had to do it

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zyto @zyto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"METROID PRIME HUNTERS RECOMP IS HERE" its just more ai slop its just more ai slop its just more ai slop once again

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

IT'S TOILET TIME!!

susie deltarune and Kris on couch. busiest asks Kris "where's your bathroom."

susie opening bathroom door, black darkworld smoke coming out saying "BRUH" "WHAT DID YOU EAT???"

in the darkworld, the fun gang in front of an anthropomorphic toilet man with pointy nose. toiletton says "KIDS -- I need you to KILL me"

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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"sNISnerbobinson sNISnerbobinson ssAYAYAYAY!"

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zyto @zyto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

every creation engine game. the gamefeel is all just generally fucking bad, it just makes things bad to play. and that sucks because i’d love to actually EXPERIENCE the writing of new vegas, it just genuinely sucks to play, it genuinely feels so bad it ruins the game

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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There needs to be more girls who kiss me. Why don't we have our top scientists on this

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 03/08/2026

hier sind so paar amis morgens um zehn ein trinkspiel im zug am spielen, schon schön wenn integration so gut funktioniert 🥰

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zyto @zyto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

masanori sato’s account is so funny, cause yeah he actually literally did draw that he did all the promotional art

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Skylar 🔞 (Return of the Big Pussy Disorder King) @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Literally what fandom discourse has turned into I fear.

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zyto @zyto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

hell nah… the balld is getting played… going in a cicle!!!

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🌕mica moondog @dog-game.xyz · 19/07/2026

listening to jazz concerts while working until getting hit with such a smooth jumpscare

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you

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シノ @shinobu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

for sale girl friend never rented

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Fight Chat Control @fightchatcontrol.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Votes: howtheyvote.eu/votes/195775 Analysis: www.patrick-breyer.de/en/eu-parlia...

howtheyvote.eu

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Fight Chat Control @fightchatcontrol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

🚨 On 7 July, MEPs voted 331–303 to fast-track the return of Chat Control 1.0 mass scanning. A binding vote follows Thursday, 9 July, where an absolute majority of 361 MEPs is needed to stop it. Take action now! fightchatcontrol.eu

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doodlelotl @doodlelotl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I see her everywhere

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