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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 7h
coverart is BACK baby
castlevania dawn of sorrow's terrible konami's best boxart
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 4h
in an impeccably timed decision, UConn Storrs has decided to remove blue safety lights from campus because they "have a new safety app" they expect students to install and use.
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UConn to remove most blue safety lights from campus prompting mixed student reaction
The University of Connecticut is removing most of the blue safety lights and phones from campus, prompting mixed reactions from students.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 2h
explains why nobody is buying one
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fredy @fredy.bsky.social · 2h
ever seen a 40-foot bus with doors on both sides? ever wondered why such a thing might exist?
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 3h
Luna got two surgeries yesterday. Firstly, a big lump off her side, which will be sent out for analysis. Next, her two front canines had to go. The teeth were healthy, but were too long and had begun to affect her sinuses. She kept sneezing and began to develop some breathing issues.
Luna laying down on the floor, atop a clean potty pad. Part of her side is shaved, with a stitched suture. Her snoot is swollen. Luna, same place as the last photo. Zoomed in on her face, now raised up from the floor. The swelling is more pronounced at this angle.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 2h
If you want to help with the $3k bill, you can send money to: Venmo: @CortanaV Cash app: $cortanav PayPal: @JosephineCarpenter
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 11h
#WhatDoYouMean4KidsDidSomethingGood
Oan_Glalie • 3y
That was a 4Kids original. Actually a lot of dialoge is 4Kids original in terms of translation. The original movie didn't actually had a prophecy at all. The original legend per say is more like a warning that the three all mighty chickens shouldn't meet or evetyone is swed. That Lugia would try to stop it and that an exceptional trainner could be able to fix that mess.
Basically, Ash was not actually special. The prophecy and everything involving the story just said that any trainer would do, not Ash specifically.
Meaning that had any other trainer arrived to the island, then he or she would be the center stage in the festival and had the potential of saving the day

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I love how vague the original prophecy was. Some ancient seer basically just said "Man I hope some dude shows up to fix this"
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 11h
#MoviesIThinkAboutInTheSenseOfItsLocalisation #LikeTheClimaxClearlyLikelyOnlyWorksInEnglishAsAPun #ButWasThereLikeASatoshiPunInJapanese #ShouldIJustWatchTheSubAndFindOut #ButWhatIfItsNotNearlyAsExcitingAsIWantItToBe #ButThenAgain #WhatIfItsBetter
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Elly @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social · 16h
[$5 for food please] | | (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
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Pay EJ Burg Art using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/mtfvicky and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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[Chartreuse] Azzy Shuppy | ⬡-2598 | On the Job Hunt @azzypuppy2598.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still on the job hunt, but it may be coming to an end soon. However, the bills don't end. Gotta keep the phone and internet connected to keep going. Need $300 by 15 October, but need $80 of that ASAP so my phone doesn't get shut off. As always, please share, donate if u can. ty 🖤 paypal.me/2598HB
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Pay Azlynn Braun using PayPal.Me
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 15h
happy belated birthday!
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 16h
and @holybible.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/holy...
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 16h
well, good thing alan dye turns everything he touches to rubble!!
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s be real they’re using “furry” as a visibly queer subculture as a stand-in for queerness at large. Their goal has been to remove queer people from public life, and they’re testing different vectors to do so. Hence the all caps “MENTALLY ILL,” which is how they want to reclassify all queers
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 16h
Ive been supported enough that I'm not in crisis anymore, thank you so much for that anyone who helped, I'm extremely grateful 🙏🙏🙏 I could definitely use more to ensure stability for the coming months but if youre prioritizing based on need please support others who need it!
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026
thank you to everyone who's donated so far! i'm not out of the woods yet, but I'm really humbled by the response thus far
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 21h
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 18h
roll back wednesday
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!
A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 18h
pile of garbage (copilot enabled)
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19h
Shut every fraternity down.
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 04/01/2026
me trying to find someone on a dating app
scene from the first pokemon movie, when Gary tries to scan the armored Mewtwo in Giovani's gym, and the pokedex's screen gets fuzzy due to not recognizing it. mewtwo is just standing there. menacingly.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20h
Tony hawk's pro racer
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 19h
the 9 movies that shaped my life 🙂‍↕️
image of the "choose my 9 movies" site. every movie is Pokemon the Movie 2000
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D W the Gutless @dwoboyle.com · 19h
She figured out she can lay in her clear bowl
Picket in the clear bowl at the top of her cat treePicket in the clear bowl at the top of her cat tree. Her expression is cutePicket in the clear bowl at the top of her cat tree. She is being silly
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 22h
If anyone wants to do something godly, go help a trans person you know
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 19h
on their way to fix what the devil started a decade ago
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sage 🌿 @wavebeem.com · 23h
~~ twitch stream ~~ :: SHIN POKéMON GREEN :: - tonight at 6pm - www.twitch.tv/wavebeem
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Sage | they/them — wavebeem streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Zanes, Blue Collar Mage - COMMISSIONS OPEN @zanestheargent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously, this has burnt through all my savings. I'm actually living a "one misfortune away from homelessness" scenario to save him.
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Clastic Artistic @clasticartistic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks to the recent itchio sales I've been able to place order some new stickers based on my Scottish Mammals Orca and St Kilda Field Mouse illustrations. #digitalart #vectorart #animals #graphicdesign #art #design
Stylised vector illustration of an Orca with a blue and black underwater texture facing towards the viewer, English text: Orca, Scottish Gaelic text: Madadh-cuain ©Clastic ArtisticStylised vector illustration of a St Kilda Field Mouse with a yellow and grey underwater texture facing towards the viewer, English text: St Kilda Field Mouse, Scottish Gaelic text: Luch-choille Hiortach ©Clastic Artistic
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
gm
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Clastic Artistic @clasticartistic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How's it going 17 days later, thanks everyone for the support! One bundle sale away from achieving the sales goal! #sale #textures #gamedev #art #itchio
Text - Scanned Textures - Aug/Sep/Oct Sale
A sale hosted by Clastic Artistic
Each item 50% off! or buy everything for $24.00! Regularly $48.00.

Raised $481.67 | Goal $500
96% of goal | 24 contributors | $20.06 average contribution | $47.67 top contribution

Buy all for $24.00 | Offer ends in 7 days 11 Hours 21 Minutes (8/9 mins as of writing)

Clastic Artistic
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Jeb-Shaped Dollthing @namelesswrench.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jebsmas approaches, consider helping me afford many things
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 28/09/2026
Being broke + unemployed sucks when you have to pay rent, utilities *and* your hrt and antidepressants are running out. I'm sorry to continue asking month in and month out, but there's no way I can make it this month on my own. Thank you in advance ko-fi.com/fivefivefive...
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Buy Five Baker a Coffee
Become a supporter of Five Baker today!
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
chat messaging windows start from the top right corner and can expand outward from there 🙂‍↕️ videos go on the left.
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
62mb video file in da group chat because i definitely have internet friends, they're just in a different app's window, right over there in the corner
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Karl Olson 🌻 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 29/09/2026
had to do it:
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
Ehhhhh, what’s up, doc?
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
hi ian
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
dunno how many monsters i have in home that were legitimately just like [rolls into me, " :D "]
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
cobalt coastlands ass picture
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Vicki 🐾Misty, Maggie and Molly🐾 @vroberts9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gofund.me/53d2def03
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Donate to Help Me Keep My Car and Independence, organized by Vicki Roberts
I want to thank everyone who read, shared, or donated to my recent fundraiser. I su… Vicki Roberts needs your support for Help Me Keep My Car and Independence
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey @chicagodsa.bsky.social you know this person?
I would not call "lifetime on the sex offender registry, mugshot included in textbook definitions of rape, living in Ohio working mediocre jobs, and new round of doxxing every time he has to update his address" as 'getting away' with anything.
Brock Turner lives an extremely miserable life.


in reaponse to a woman pointing out that Brock got an extremely lenient sentence, which greatly hurt SA survivors
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 29/09/2026
ooough
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
i don't think it's glib to say this: it's possible that nobody on earth cares less about consent than mark zuckerberg
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rose @bluestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really need help making ends meet, would really appreciate the assistance
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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 28/09/2026
loveless (1991)
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David Bushell 🪿 @dbushell.com · 28/09/2026
blogged: Leaving them behind dbushell.com/2026/09/28/l... — small but significant change to my AI policy and content going forward
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Leaving them behind
The one where I’ve seen enough (for real this time).
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