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Sarsion

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web-dev (drupal/php/sql) | #eliksni #conlang writer/translator | coiner of LASO | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 scaw’ish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | adhd | 35 (🔞 DNI) | ⛔️ DMs | @cryptarchy.net’s philologist

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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 2h
A rare fully remote Narrative designer role: www.useparallel.com/app/candidat...
useparallel.com
Narrative Designer at Smile Break | Parallel
Job Summary We are looking for a Narrative Designer to join our fully remote game development team for an unannounced project within a high-profile IP. We are in development on an ambitious, unannounc...
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 3h
i’ve bought a keyboard for music production so i guess i’m making a game now.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 4h
printers can get tae fuck
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 9h
i think the thing that bothers me most about claude is it’s blatantly named after claude debussy and all its models are named like artistic tiers of renown. haiku, sonnet, opus, fable, mythos. thing is, just like AI itself, they’ve hit a ceiling. if they make another, they should call it hubris.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 10h
i’m tired of having arguments with people who hold fast to the belief that there exists a set of perfect words to prove themselves right. if words could be perfect we wouldn’t need to talk. everything that ever needed said would have been said before.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 29/09/2026
arthur ffs
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 29/09/2026
did this extremely normal fate in ffxiv last night that had this extremely normal description. why is this game like this sometimes.
More of Doma's many legendary demon dogs have appeared to terrorize the land's young virgins who, it appears, demon dogs prefer over young harlots, old virgins, and old harlots. Think of the virgins. The young ones.
— In-game description
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 29/09/2026
boss’s boss to a colleague that’s been off for 2 weeks: “you should read the proposal document [your boss] wrote” me: “let’s be honest, he didn’t write it” boss’s boss: “okay, the document claude wrote” so draining having to gently nudge this sort of thing, but i refuse to let it be normalised.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 29/09/2026
shame the site reeks of AI vibe coding and is covered in disclaimers about it not being reliable. this is what the world has become: creating the illusion of helping by using the very thing causing the problem to begin with.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Nick Popovich @nickpopovich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
give me the wow forever version of this pls
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 28/09/2026
i've never played a silent hill game before but i just found out townfall is set in scotland and that it's EERILY ACCURATE. everything i've seen is what places around dundee and broughty ferry looked like in the 90s. it's wild. i actually just looked it up and it's set in 1996! they nailed it.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 28/09/2026
what if i made a game
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 28/09/2026
i’m so used to the last decade of british politics that i find it so fascinating that the USA has to go to this much effort to get rid of the president when all we have to do is criticise the our prime minister(s) once and they combust into flames.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 28/09/2026
one of the weirder social media things is following someone you have a lot of respect for and then finding out they are obsessively angry about something they clearly misunderstood the point of. if i was my younger and more impressionable self, it would influence me. now i'm just embarrassed.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 28/09/2026
someone on my team said last week: “i don’t think we want to throw the baby out with the bath water just yet” i said “wait there’s an optimal time for that?”
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 27/09/2026
kinda tired of hearing about people complaining about mass surveillance through flock and AI and yet they still use facebook and instagram and google maps. and hell, pokémon go. pokémon sleep. you’re wilfully being tracked already. your entire life’s routine. it’s bigger than ads. free isn’t free.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 27/09/2026
what if toby fox is just a really big fan of ffxiv stormblood
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 27/09/2026
deltarune theory videos have officially reached 90s background television tier in my household. it starts off as being something to watch but they quickly fall to attention-seeking creepypasta editing tropes by the youtuber so i get distracted.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 26/09/2026
i’ve been looking online for weeks but i can’t seem to find any ovens that come pre-heated.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 26/09/2026
ohhhh, 67 is the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
static.klipy.com
Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
Alt: Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God I Get It Moment
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 26/09/2026
language is funny because you might not accept matt as a female name but you would accept matte
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 26/09/2026
just saw someone refer to taking a phone screenshot as “i clipped it”
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 26/09/2026
woken up by a spam call at 8:30am on a saturday i could kill
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 25/09/2026
i’m not sure what’s going on with WoW but i keep thinking about that one south park episode.
static.klipy.com
South Park: Has Absolutely No Life
Alt: South Park: Gentlemen, We Are Dealing With Someone Here Who Has Absolutely No Life
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 25/09/2026
this is why i deleted facebook and instagram a few years ago when this first got snuck in. i’m in the UK so i was able to “opt out”, but i don’t care. i don’t want pictures of my deceased loved ones absorbed into this disgusting practice. there is ZERO need for this shit. but they don’t care.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
letting my cat choose her D2 identity. How's her loadout?
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfection.
cbsnews.com
Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's​ Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i tried drawing geoff keighley
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
just got an email saying an old discord account i got locked out of 7ish years ago is gonna get deleted because it hasn’t logged in for “2 years”. must be a new initiative. which will mean goodbye to accounts from people who have passed on. feels really pointless. like most of the web these days.
Discord Account Scheduled for Deletion on Oct 24, 2026. Log In to Keep Your Account!
Hey, sarsion6226!

Your Discord account has been inactive for over 2 years, and is scheduled to be deleted on Oct 24, 2026. But don't worry!
Dust off the cobwebs and prevent your account from being deleted just by logging in.

Login to Discord
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
a system is what it does
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
wait until he hears about the FBI
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After spending enough time in the speedrun community, you will come to realize that there is no group of people you should trust more as pilots and air traffic controllers than furries
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
fallout 67
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
starting to feel like my favourite english word is "fix", it's such a hilariously dynamic word. you know how everything becomes crab? i feel like every word comes from fix.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
i love when my guinea pigs get zoomies. they're probably the funniest little goofball prey animals. zero survival skills.
static.klipy.com
Guinea Pigs Playing in Their Cage
Alt: Guinea Pigs Playing in Their Cage
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 24/09/2026
halo is “non-political”?! ask me how i know you only played multiplayer. halo is ABOUT politics, war, religion, ethics, morals, the list goes on; it was at its best being political. this is a disgusting (albeit unsurprising) thing to say. halo died in 2010. it just took 16 years to bury.
Mike Ybarra
@Qwik
If you are a Halo fan, this is the best news in a decade plus.

Rob Kostich, Dave Stohl, Pat Kelly and team at Activision are rock star, old school game developers. Non-political, no bullshit - just flat out Halo at its best. They are not afraid to take risks and deliver a Halo experience that blows people away and sets the stage for the next 10+ years.

This is the best decision to reset Halo and get a new, hungry team in place to make Halo the incredible asset it is. I can't wait to see them lead their teams and bring Halo back in full force.

Props to Xbox for making this decision. LFG!
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 23/09/2026
true love
A border-collie/french-bulldog jumping ip excitedly to greet a man coming home from work.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 23/09/2026
deltarune theorists are gonna explode when they hear the latin first-person singular imperfect active indicative of "sum" ("i am") is "eram". "eram" in latin means "i was" or "i used to" in a past-tense continuous/habitual sense, rather than a perfect "fuī" ("i was", *"i have been") complete sense.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 23/09/2026
is it woah or whoa?
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i feel like people who grew up on web 2.0 don't realize websites aren't supposed to be social media. they aren't supposed to trap you and keep you on there with constant engagement and interaction. websites are supposed to just Exist as an index or archive for you to look at only as much as desired
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Rona Altana @ronaaltana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
discord.com
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 22/09/2026
made the mistake of looking at linkedin tonight. it’s full of posts like “15 years on halo” and “11 years at xbox” all announcing they’re open for work. i hope a very nice christmas to every exec’s family as they coddle themselves into an AI generated bankruptcy.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 22/09/2026
do you think bungie should update the original destiny 1 trailers to say: “from the studio that brought you halo…and the publisher who bought your halo”
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 22/09/2026
in america, the bar for success was a single dedicated to an annual one-day commercial holiday that somehow ran for 6 months straight. only to be superseded by a new bar for success, which is a song dedicated to how sexy the southern states are, allegedly.
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 22/09/2026
nobody: me, signing into ffxiv: ffxiv: BEWARE OF SUSPICIOUS LINKS VIA TELL! To learn more, visit sqr.go/f3LL4iT
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Sarsion @sarsion.net · 22/09/2026
WHO GIVES A SOLITARY FUCK HOW BIG THE GAME’S BUDGET IS JUST PAY YOUR STAFF AND SELL THE GAME FUCK SAKE
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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