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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Counter proposal: fuck these data center ghouls, let them pay for it. In fact if they're such a blessing to our economy, such an inevitable and undeniable boon, let them pay for ALL of our electricity in the state. They're killing our jobs and environment, we should at least get SOMETHING.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
finally got to play pickleball yesterday and i am pretty bad but also kind of into it
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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hello, Meowlets! Early Voting for the 2026 General Election starts today. I'll be at 1700 Morse Rd to cast my Meowlot soon, and the BoE will be waiting for you 8am-5pm weekdays, with more details on their website. More details in the newsletter. See you there!
Senator Meow's Sample Meowlot - Governor - Amy Acton; Attorney General - John Kulewicz; Auditor of State - Annette Blackwell; Secretary of State - Allison Russo; Treasurer of State - Seth Walsh; Supreme Court - Marilyn Zayas; Supreme Court - Jennifer Brunner; U.S. Senator - Sherrod Brown; Congress (3rd) - Joyce Beatty; Congress (12th) - Jerrad Christian; Congress (15th) - Don Leonard; Ohio Senate (3rd) - Stacie Baker; Ohio Senate (15th) - Latyna Humphrey; Ohio Senate (25th) - Raisheda D. Angus (write-in). At the bottom, text reads: “Visit senatormeow.substack.com for any missing races and explanations!”Senator Meow's Sample Meowlot - Ohio House (1st) - Dontavius Jarrells; Ohio House (3rd) - Ismail Mohamed; Ohio House (5th) - Meredith Lawson-Rowe; Ohio House (6th) - Christine Cockley; Ohio House (7th) - Ukeme Awakessien Jeter; Ohio House (8th) - Anita Somani; Ohio House (9th) - Munira Yasin Abdullahi; Ohio House (10th) - Mark Sigrist; Ohio House (11th) - Crystal Lett; Ohio House (12th) - Lee Yarsky; Judge of the Court of Common Pleas, Probate Division - Kelly Green; County Commissioner - No Endorsement. At the bottom, text reads: “Visit senatormeow.substack.com for any missing races and explanations!”Senator Meow's Sample Meowlot - Issue 3 - Voter Identification: No; Issue 8 - Ward Representation: Yes; Issue 9 - At-Large Seats: No; Issue 28 - Data Center Oversight: Yes. At the bottom, smaller text reads: “Yes to school bonds! Yes to Sunday sales! Yes to library levies! Yes to funding social services! Yes to visiting senatormeow.substack.com to read more about the issues!”
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen. Is that MF even IN this thing?
Death playing a claw machine
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
These are just crouton tubes
Open bag of Combos Garlic Parmesan flavored crackers on a desk
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I for one think it's a genius idea to tell a nation full of people who are already destroying your stationary products that your next big product will be flying target practice dummies.
Article with picture of a drone taking off from a rooftop, and the title "Flock CEO says drones are 'probably our fastest growing business'"
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gonna have to migrate off Amazon music. Keep having downloaded music removed from my phone and play lists. Once it's on my phone the only person who should be able to remove a file is me.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Disc golf day! Riding the scooter out to Lobdell was great! Course is really nice, although the grass was already inexplicably wet even BEFORE it started raining. Weirdest bit was all the holes that you just throw at a gap in the treeline and are expected to go play from the next clearing.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Satuday decisions: Go play disc golf with the perfectly good set of discs I already have and know. Learn to use them better and improve as a player. Orrrrrr Buy a couple new discs first because surely a slightly newer, fresher Shark will fix my dogwater throwing. Also OOH NEW COLORED PLASTIC YAY
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sheetz jalapeno fries are very good
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Somebody has uploaded entire seasons of ALF onto the video site. Guess what I'm gonna go binge?
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nobody wants predictive data models to stop working for the people in medicine. Or translating ancient Pompeii texts. Or the other ways we were already using it. We want it to stop replacing workers, killing the environment, and stealing from artists. Hope that clarifies.
@olalonde.bsky.social

AI cures cancer.

Bluesky: actualky the AI didn't really cure cancer. Just predicted the next most likely word in a loop until a solution to cancer was extruded
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Album art for the Deftones album Around the Fur, a young woman in a swimsuit sitting at the edge of a pool
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don't want you to reduce property taxes. I like my parks and schools and firefighters and libraries. What I want is one of them to reduce the insane price gouging that we've been getting crushed by since COVID. Restack PUCO and quit allowing constant rate hikes. That's how you help us.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All these politicians out here saying they talked to Mitch for 20 minutes, but only Lindsey took the time to actually visit him.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com
A shirt depicting a cute beaver wearing a hardhat and a work vest and holding a hammer, standing in front of a series of pictures of other beavers in work gear variously sawing wood, hammering nails, and carrying planks of wood. 

On the pictures it says "working together we can build anything we like."

In big text it says "stop building hell" at the top
and at the bottom it says "we are trapped in the prison of nostalgia, a world built by ghosts, not a world for the living. Nothing new can be built until we escape. Nothing can be fixed if you aren't willing to let things go."
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stevie. @steviemoraa.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
heads up columbus: COTA will be fare free June 30-July 2 due to the heat advisory. stay safe, cool, and hydrated!
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Finally found a way to store my Honda PCX at the new place so it's time to dust off the gear again
Guy in a parking garage wearing a black, white and orange motorcycle jacket with matching helmet taking a selfie.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🎶 Hé, c'est moi 🎶 Je suis l'État, c'est moi
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've don't think I've ever been in a position where I needed to have a favorite bird but the Eurasian magpies that we saw in Madrid now hold that position. It doesn't show in this pic but they have brilliant metallic blue among the black and white. Like crows but with style.
Eurasian magpie standing on a walking path
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Good morning!
The early morning Columbus skyline against light clouds from a nearby rooftop
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Heck yeah saw some trains today. Taking the train from Madrid to Toledo was awesome. I think we're taking the high speed version tomorrow to get from Madrid to Seville. We gotta get some of these in the US. I don't care how.
White renfe avant train sitting at the stationWhite renfe avant train at the station, viewed from the side Several white renfe trains stopped at the station in a downtown
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Thinking about how I'd like to go play dominoes in the park like we'd see when we visited Puerto Rico, or a Sunday night game like my grandparents and great grandparents used to do. Anybody know if there are groups like this in Columbus already? Or maybe I need to see about starting something.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
nasa employee: oh hey, shouldn't u b back by now astronaut: earth's stupid nasa employee: what? astronaut: *eating zero g Nutella and diverting to Venus*: earth's stupid
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
One of our good friends and neighbors ended up in the hospital last week and has been steadily getting moved to even more intensive care and yesterday probably a dozen or so other owners got together to talk and figure out how and where we can help.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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Cameron Blevins @cblevins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is so, so well-articulated.
People call this friction "grunt work." Schwartz uses exactly that phrase, and he's right that LLMs can remove it. What he doesn't say, because he already has decades of hard-won intuition and doesn't need the grunt work anymore, is that for someone who doesn't yet have that intuition, the grunt work is the work. The boring parts and the important parts are tangled together in a way that you can't separate in advance. You don't know which afternoon of debugging was the one that taught you something fundamental about your data until three years later, when you're working on a completely different problem and the insight surfaces. Serendipity doesn't come from efficiency. It comes from spending time in the space where the problem lives, getting your hands dirty, making mistakes that nobody asked you to make and learning things nobody assigned you to learn.
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StatelessTrish @statelesstrish.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We need publicly funded elections and to overturn Citizens United. I’m so tired of fundraising texts! The current model is not the way forward.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The library is a good place for reading
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Team: scores a run Person: you know this will force the other team to score right you fools what are you doing
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.”  It sounds fierce.  It feels righteous.  But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless.

The Gestapo was a secret police force.  No warrants.  No courts.  No lawyers.  And no appeals.  People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything.  The knock on the door was the sentence.

ICE isn’t that.  Not even close.

ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials.  Its agents file reports.  They seek warrants.  They lose cases.  Judges stop them.  Lawyers challenge them.  Some detainees go home.  That’s not tyranny.  That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse.

You can hate immigration policy.  You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad.  You can work to have the law changed if you wish.  That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do.  

But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil.  You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor.  And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize.

In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight.  This one hasn't yet.  It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses.

That difference matters.

Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history.  We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with.

And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
gets real lonely in that box
Three turtle shaped snack crackers fused into a suggestive pile
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
not dunking or anything, but I see this take a lot and let's be real, literally every criminal does crimes with the plan of not being held to account, what they plan on means exactly nothing
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A million times, this. You're the one with power, you need to be held to a higher standard. You don't get to shoot first and ask questions later.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
he's running
Guy in orange running hoodie with a black ball necklace with downtown Columbus behind him
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Walked to dinner at Osteria Pizzeria last night. Had the garlic bread, the salsiccia pizza, and tiramisu. I kept hearing about this place from neighbors and man, I get it now. I usually favor cheap pizza but this was absolutely worth it. Especially loved the garlic bread (unsauced cheese pizza)
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Took myself to lunch at Soul 2 Go over on Pearl Alley downtown. Excellent jerk chicken and sides of red beans and rice and mac 'n cheese! I saw fried catfish on the menu so I definitely need to visit again.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
2026 started off with a building evacuation because our building fire alarm got tripped by one of our neighbors trying out a particularly smoky new recipe. Everything is fine, nobody hurt and no damage done. Just an unwanted visit from the fire department.
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
just scored two pokemon trainer boxes for my niece and nephew at like $20 under the going rate each. first five stores today were sold out of even basic packs, feels like i won the lottery
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/12/2025
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me His white teeth make a musical din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Coming home tomorrow and did a little math. I figure if I sell everything and cash out my retirement I could probably just live at the resort for like three or four years before I eventually have to fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean. I'm not saying it's best idea but it's not *bad*
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Day three of our trip to Riviera Maya (at the Iberostar Playa Paraíso)
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Steven™ @zordonshumway.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
There is so much wildlife here and I love it. Minus the peacocks. They seem a little aggressive. Not as bad as geese but they will definitely deny you access to a path
Aguati and two pups among the treesPeacock with tail fully fluffed blocking a pathwayCoati sitting on a wall
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