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🚴‍♀️🐈‍⬛🍸🇺🇦 IT guy, mountain biker, environmentalist, ashamed Florida Native, historian, cat juggler. Martinis are gin, dammit! My skills: 50% talent, 50% Google, 10% math. History major, I suck at math. Once found a ginger cat at 7-11, so I named him Slurpee.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17h
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) in LEGO
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






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check it out now, the funk soul brother
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't need a bunch of fancy-pants elite researchers to tell me "boxed cereal causes mental decline". I've known this my whole life. It was right there on Saturday morning TV, we were all warned.... People go Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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PROSPECTIVE STUDY OF READY-TO-EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL CONSUMPTION AND COGNITIVE DECLINE AMONG ELDERLY MEN AND WOMEN IN CACHE COUNTY, UTAH, STUDY ON MEMORY, HEALTH, AND AGING
To examine associations between frequency of ready-to-eat-cereal (RTEC) consumption and cognitive function among elderly men and women of the Cache County Study on Memory and Aging in Utah. A populati...
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fun fact -- if you look up the band Suicidal Tendencies online to verify a lyric, the web will divert you to a suicide prevention hotline. Dude, all I wanted was a pepsi. :)
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/09/2026
Their performance was indescribably beautiful. It might be God’s favorite rendition of all time, but especially at a time like this.
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Bless The Mariachi Band Driving MAGA Crazy
Dear Humans,
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I was paying $2.60 a gallon for gas in January, but I paid $4.46 this morning because... Biden?? If you believe that, I've got some Florida swampland to sell you. Could it possibly be something else happened in February???
Graph showing a low price of $2.60 in January. 2026, $4.46 today. Start of the Iran war in February noted.
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nope, never saw this coming. Actually... Saw this coming the minute they announced Brightline. Idiots looked at every other rail line failure in Florida and said "No way, that isn't us". Next they'll be asking the state to bail them out. share.google/h2LmgVHYH8wl...
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Florida Brightline bankruptcy imminent, Bloomberg reports
Brightline plans to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy "as soon as this week," Bloomberg reports. What is means and how it will affect the Treasure Coast.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For all of you who have September 21st and 22nd birthdays, I wish you a happy birthday. I also would like to inform you that September 21 is 9 months after New Year's. Y'all are "New Year's Eve sex" babies. You're welcome.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Flora @floramcg7.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speaking as a Jew, I want to know how to get on the team for this "faceless elite" thing. All the things that cause me anxiety, now I have to worry about Jewish FOMO, too.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
When this chucklefucks, and similar chucklefucks like him say shit like "secret faceless elites" they mean "Jews" just in case you were at all confused. I know you weren't cause you got that good hearing that hears dogwhistles, too. But just in case.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yuuuuup…
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👋I’m working on follow backs😊 @beaches1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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THE ANOINTED ATHEIST @theanointedatheist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When a baseball player crosses the plate after hitting a home run, looks up to the sky, and thanks God, it makes you wonder why the same God decided to screw the pitcher.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/09/2026
Tim Curry is gone, Brenda Fricker is gone, Catherine O’Hara is gone, and yet somehow the worst actor in Home Alone 2 is still here.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/09/2026
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask where are the Epstein files.”
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Terry Gross: Did you ever go to one of the midnight screenings [of Rocky Horror] back in the '70s and watch the movie with the people who were reciting along?

Tim Curry: [The first time] I had to call the theater because you could never get in. I said, 'I'm in it, and I'd really love to come and see it and get an eyeful.' And the operator said, 'You're the third Tim Curry to call this week.'
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tom Morello called this over 30 years ago in his band, Rage Against the Machine. If you've never listened to them, I suggest that you do so. We need more protest songs to fight fascism to.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18/08/2026
Stop mistaking Hope for a passive quiet thing. Hope roars. Hope wears steel clad boots, and carries a baseball bat with nails in it. Hope will end those motherfuckers, and then have an ice cream. Extra sprinkles.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18/08/2026
Hope isn't some gentle little darling in the breeze, all fluttery lace. Hope is spitting blood on the sidewalk as it gets back up, face cut & bruised, still laughing. Always. Fucking. Laughing. Like they don't get the joke. They don't get the mistake they made in trying to keep it down. THAT'S HOPE.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Florida has 3.46 million more people than New York and an economy $633 billion smaller. Florida is also one of only ten states still refusing Medicaid expansion, which is why more than one in ten Floridians has no health insurance.
SAME COUNTRY, TWO DIFFERENT OUTCOMES LARGER POPULATION.
SMALLER ECONOMY.
NEW YORK
FLORIDA
20.00 million people
23.46 million people
Democratic-led
Republican-led
State GDP, in billions of dollars
NEW YORK
$633 BILLION LARGER
FLORIDA
Average public school teacher salary
NEW YORK
74% HIGHER
FLORIDA
Workers who belong to a union
NEW YORK
4x FLORIDA'S RATE
FLORIDA
Home insurance, average yearly cost
NEW YORK
FLORIDA
Adults 25 and older with a bachelor's degree
NEW YORK
$5,453 MORE A YEAR
5.4 POINTS HIGHER
FLORIDA
People with no health insurance
NEW YORK
FLORIDA
2.2x AS HIGH
Firearm deaths per 100,000 people
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FLORIDA
$2,468
$1,835
$98,655
$56,663
20.6%
5.1%
$1,683
$7,136
41.2%
35.8%
5.0%
10.9%
4.4
12.7
2.9x AS HIGH
3.46 MILLION MORE PEOPLE
$633 BILLION SMALLER ECONOMY
Sources: Census Bureau; Bureau of Economic Analysis; Bureau of Labor Statistics; CDC; National Education Association; Insurance.com.
Population Census 2025 • GDP 2025 • Teacher salary 2024 to 2025 • Union membership 2024 • Home insurance 2026 statewide, $300K dwelling coverage
Bachelor's degree, adults adults and over • Uninsured, all ages: ages: ACS ACS1-year • Firearm deaths, age-adjusted, 2024
Laguna Beach Democratic Club
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They're wearing the cats.....
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/07/2026
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 23/07/2026
California becomes the second state to pass a ban on octopus farming and first state to prohibit farmed octopus sales
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California Governor Signs Octopus Farming Ban into Law
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@fionatribe.bsky.social
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 17/07/2026
Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.
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Jon Hamm Ooh
ALT: Jon Hamm Ooh
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yay, let's just turn a marriage into one big Agile Sprint. "Did you put your Sprint stories in for the week, honey? Don't forget this is tracked. It counts against your year-end goals."
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/07/2026
Don’t lie. This was your first thought too, right?
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Chris Sinclair @chrissinclairrr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Flavor Flav shared that he’s secured “the tickets, the glam, wardrobe” for the entire US women’s hockey team to attend the 2026 ESPY’s. In an update, Paris Hilton is now covering the hotel rooms for every player. Talk about a bunch of words I never thought I’d say.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You know what USA team has won 4 World Cups and didn't need the president to step in and cheat for them? The Women's soccer team.
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Lea Zengage @leazengage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
-Notice News 1/ "YES: Mamdani's administration just funded New York City's first-ever pet food pantry program.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
U.S. District Judge Sparkle Sooknanan just saved the midterms. She ruled that the regime’s 25-state voter-purge machine broke three federal privacy laws, stating the government "knowingly trampled" on the sacred right to vote. Read her monumental ruling: 👇 🔗 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-pla...
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Al Qaida took his father. ISIS took his brother. The US government held him at customs for 7 hours. And it’s the first World Cup for his team in 40 years. But in their World Cup debut game this week, Aymen Hussein scored what was only the second World Cup goal in his country’s history. /
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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yeah, I've got those same ones.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WTF LAPD???? The LAPD showed up with 20+ officers and even sent a HELICOPTER for a noise complaint in an apartment complex in Canoga Park. And they shot and killed Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive. He wasn't dangerous. He wasn't a threat.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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