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🚴‍♀️🐈‍⬛🍸🇺🇦 IT guy, mountain biker, environmentalist, ashamed Florida Native, historian, cat juggler. Martinis are gin, dammit! My skills: 50% talent, 50% Google, 10% math. History major, I suck at math. Once found a ginger cat at 7-11, so I named him Slurpee.

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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 18h
I hate the fuckers as much a you do, I'm not cheering them on. They just happened to get lucky and target a real issue. So please and thank you, fuck all the way off if you can't handle any sort of thoughtful discussion. Typical narcissist knee-jerk New Yorker, thinks they fucking know everything.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've helped guys with H1Bs that I work withon their visa problems when Verizon decided they didn't want them around anymore, send them home to India. I've liked every H-1B I've ever worked with. But I've seen how the companies drag them through hell, literally made their wives cry with worry.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have been in IT for 30 years and no one has ever "stolen" a job from me. I am in a senior position at a large multinational. I've worked with more H1Bs than I can count. I'm not angry, I'm just in a position to have watched the abuse of this visa process erode the foundations of my industry.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll say this again... Tech won't hire Americans, they hire H1Bs. It fits their business model. Americans will only get hired for jobs that are protected by US security laws, like HIPAA or PII requirements. It doesn't matter what the H1B pay is if an American never gets seen for the job opening.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not a matter of US citizens not choosing the pay. The companies WILL NOT hire US citizens. Hiring a US citizen does not provide the company with the same business benefits on their bottom line as hiring an H-1B.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm in IT, and I can categorically say that it is true the H1B visa is used by large tech companies to replace US workers. They rely on the visa being tied to the job to work the H1Bs like indentured serfs. It pains me to say it, but screw Microsoft and their H1Bs, this is a good thing. 🤷
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) in LEGO
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She missed her true calling. That face would have got her a role as an alien on any science fiction show.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






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right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone got a good book recommendation that covers the ramp up of the war, as being discussed here? I would like to learn more. Thanks!
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure, I'll quit my job to come there at 2pm. Bankers hours, geez.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't need a bunch of fancy-pants elite researchers to tell me "boxed cereal causes mental decline". I've known this my whole life. It was right there on Saturday morning TV, we were all warned.... People go Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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PROSPECTIVE STUDY OF READY-TO-EAT BREAKFAST CEREAL CONSUMPTION AND COGNITIVE DECLINE AMONG ELDERLY MEN AND WOMEN IN CACHE COUNTY, UTAH, STUDY ON MEMORY, HEALTH, AND AGING
To examine associations between frequency of ready-to-eat-cereal (RTEC) consumption and cognitive function among elderly men and women of the Cache County Study on Memory and Aging in Utah. A populati...
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not all heroes wear capes. ♥️
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy crap, my nephew just 10 minutes ago was showing me all the "weird" flavors of Oreos online. Some really odd stuff (watermelon??), but when he got to Chicken and Waffles, I said "nope, you can stop right there at that now, I don't want to know any more beyond that"...
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not that busy. She just resents me going out and doing stuff. She gave up on friends herself a long time ago. That's why I put it in "quotes".
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife complains about my "busy social calendar".
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Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fun fact -- if you look up the band Suicidal Tendencies online to verify a lyric, the web will divert you to a suicide prevention hotline. Dude, all I wanted was a pepsi. :)
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/09/2026
Their performance was indescribably beautiful. It might be God’s favorite rendition of all time, but especially at a time like this.
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Bless The Mariachi Band Driving MAGA Crazy
Dear Humans,
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I was paying $2.60 a gallon for gas in January, but I paid $4.46 this morning because... Biden?? If you believe that, I've got some Florida swampland to sell you. Could it possibly be something else happened in February???
Graph showing a low price of $2.60 in January. 2026, $4.46 today. Start of the Iran war in February noted.
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nope, never saw this coming. Actually... Saw this coming the minute they announced Brightline. Idiots looked at every other rail line failure in Florida and said "No way, that isn't us". Next they'll be asking the state to bail them out. share.google/h2LmgVHYH8wl...
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Florida Brightline bankruptcy imminent, Bloomberg reports
Brightline plans to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy "as soon as this week," Bloomberg reports. What is means and how it will affect the Treasure Coast.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you imagine Eleanor Roosevelt being interviewed the same way? Interviewer: "So we know Mr. Hitler rips Jewish kids from their gassed families and sends them to ammunition factories" E.R - "We're working together. We have a positive relationship. They understand what we want to achieve"
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You sure that's not a still from his next movie, where he brings a reporter from 1984 to the future to interview the future Steven Spielberg?
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For all of you who have September 21st and 22nd birthdays, I wish you a happy birthday. I also would like to inform you that September 21 is 9 months after New Year's. Y'all are "New Year's Eve sex" babies. You're welcome.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw Graham Chapman speak a little before he died. Apparently, he and Cleese were blotto drunk most of the filming. Gallon of gin consumed daily on the set. And they still made such brilliance.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've had pelicans come over to me at fishing piers to dehook them. Don't know if it's a learned behavior or not, but they are often pretty patient when you are helping them, when they usually wouldn't let you near them.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Beat me to it, as well.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Flora @floramcg7.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Unless of course, it's tan.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who would want to be the Republican who gets to come in and clean this shit up?
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speaking as a Jew, I want to know how to get on the team for this "faceless elite" thing. All the things that cause me anxiety, now I have to worry about Jewish FOMO, too.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
When this chucklefucks, and similar chucklefucks like him say shit like "secret faceless elites" they mean "Jews" just in case you were at all confused. I know you weren't cause you got that good hearing that hears dogwhistles, too. But just in case.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speaking as a Jew, I want to know how to get on the team for this "faceless elite" thing. All the things that cause me anxiety, now I have to worry about Jewish FOMO, too.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Truth, Justice, and the American way"... That is, as long as you're not disadvantaged, not a different color of skin, not from another country, and not if you're weird, queer, or just otherwise different. If you're rich enough to have a lobbyist though, truth and Justice for you, for sure.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yuuuuup…
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👋I’m working on follow backs😊 @beaches1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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THE ANOINTED ATHEIST @theanointedatheist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When a baseball player crosses the plate after hitting a home run, looks up to the sky, and thanks God, it makes you wonder why the same God decided to screw the pitcher.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/09/2026
Tim Curry is gone, Brenda Fricker is gone, Catherine O’Hara is gone, and yet somehow the worst actor in Home Alone 2 is still here.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's nice, but I'm really just interested in $10 million right now.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/09/2026
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask where are the Epstein files.”
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If historic trends hold, doubtful it will. That group is a bunch of "we got ours, and we don't care if you get yours" types.
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A fake Democrat says what?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Terry Gross: Did you ever go to one of the midnight screenings [of Rocky Horror] back in the '70s and watch the movie with the people who were reciting along?

Tim Curry: [The first time] I had to call the theater because you could never get in. I said, 'I'm in it, and I'd really love to come and see it and get an eyeful.' And the operator said, 'You're the third Tim Curry to call this week.'
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ZoomZoom91 @zoomzoom91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey, we rejected Medicaid expansion, too. We are just that fucking stupid as a state.
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