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Tom Long

@zingboy.bsky.social
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Recovering film/pop culture critic, Detroit News etc, Dad, husband, grandfather, sometime musician, New York to SoCal to Santa Cruz to Ann Arbor

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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Continuing my career as a serious journalist by trying out M&S’s false nipples for a week inews.co.uk/opinion/unst...
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The unstoppable rise of nipples - and why you are seeing them everywhere
Kate Lister: I tried a pair of stick on nipples in the wild to see what the fuss is all about
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I sure hope my calls to customer service are being used for training purposes.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every. Single. One. Of. Them. 😎✨
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ONE MONTH FROM TODAY:
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
think of all the high school English essays...
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd have to guess "Huckleberry Finn," simply because it's been around so long, is so freaking important and (still) so controversial...
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RockLion🌎☮💙 @jduke77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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Barbara Hershey @barbarahershey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mega female cast -- Toni Collette, Brie Larson, Rosemary DeWitt. Gotta think it was the education of Brie...
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
way more interesting... United States of Tara!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Barbara Hershey @barbarahershey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SIGOURNEY WEAVER’s High School Yearbook - 1967 “Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poll watching right now is like, "Normal candidate with normal opinions ekes out small lead against sweaty bag of farts who sends dick picks to orphans and once dropkicked a puppy with leukemia."
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
too true
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 10/09/2026
Oh, maybe he meant he will be giving HIMSELF $5000 for every American after the election
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is Trump through and through
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m just glad Kushner and Witkoff weren’t around to negotiate a “win-win” for Germany and Japan in 1942.
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not doing it very well
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Drank a gallon of cake batter then set myself on fire so the pathologist will have a delightful, delicious surprise.
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Laurent Peraldi @tintamarre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bonjour
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Powerful. Cartoon by Bruce Mackinnon @mackinnonart.bsky.social
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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lake #EpsteinFiles . . .
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I'm Canada I accept the Lake Ontario name change to Lake America and immediately change all the names of all other 4 lakes to Lake Canada
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jimi Hendrix The Mothers of Invention The Velvet Underground Prince Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes The Rolling Stones Genesis with Peter Gabriel Dave Brubeck Roxy Music David Bowie
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Nina Simone Ray Charles Leonard Cohen George Harrison Johnny Cash Prince John Lee Hooker Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Eartha Kitt Billy Preston Bowie Lou Reed Grateful Dead Laura Nyro Dr. John Little Richard & Ravi Shankar.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's so wonderfully scattered all over the place
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“My parents died so fuck yours too,” is quite the argument against reasonable healthcare
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-old dies two days in a row... a mean-ass God is just toying with us
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Giving everyone explosive diarrhea and then losing all the toilet paper is the most on brand thing for this administration possible
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if it takes out mar-a-lago i’ll start going to church
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The number of ways this is idiotic is… a lot
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump greenlighting the slaughter and export of wild American mustangs to foreign meat plants the same week he says foreign "beef" imports get a 25% discount isn't suspicious at all.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
who among us
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Tom Long @zingboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And Biden. And Obama...
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