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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are multiple people mishima posting I spent the day touching grass what the hell happened here
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Kristin Askland @kristinaskland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the fire ☕️🔥
Illustration of a dragon making a bonfire in the forest
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Rose @cateille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
links!!
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tired: Fake academic paper Wired: Fake select Bibliography
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Celeste ~ Rotund Reptile @celesteargy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you have nitro or got nitro again after the last time they pulled this. It's now or never. You *need* to cancel it. If you don't want age verification then you need to stop giving them your money. Send messaged in to their support pages too. It all helps.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well, to begin with today, it’s the 56th anniversary of the publication of the book which contains the only advice a chap really needs
Extract from Kathryn Paulsen’s 1970 work, The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft. The first line at the top of p.90 is: “You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese”
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well dang, should’ve just memed it in the first place
An illustration by Gustave Dore for Dante’s Divine Comedy that shows two silhouetted figures standing on a tall summit gazing up at a great celestial conflagration of souls in heaven. Text reads “We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things. It’s called the PUBLIC DOMAIN”
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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chess!! Hhalloween october @videochess.world · 28/08/2026
early access bread. improvement through community engagement. bread 1.0 roadmap
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, dude. You're telling me that when you join a fascist movement you run the risk of having the state apparatus turned against you in a factional dispute? This is the first I'm hearing of this.
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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
happy friday, here's what reddit's up to
A reddit moderator report that reads 1: the thing has a massive erection
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Is it hygienic to wash underwear together in shared washing machines?" every three months there is a mini internet discourse that basically centers around "does soap work?"
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Fansplaining @fansplaining.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On July 8th, we published a piece on AI in Heated Rivalry fic fandom. On July 30th, the New York Times ran a piece on the same subject. We weren't surprised—because we knew a Times reporter had read our coverage. A tale of two fandom articles, part of a longstanding dynamic in the media industry:
fansplaining.com
Lessons From a Heated Media Rivalry
How we learned that the New York Times has a Fansplaining account.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
99% of Chinese emperor stop swallowing weird shit before they reach immortality
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This fucking sucks man, she was a legend
Dolly and Kermit and Camilla Dolly and miss piggyDolly and miss piggyDolly and rowlf
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pengie 🐧 @pengiesama.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
shen yuan
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
2.34% of all Americans are trans, according to US government census data. This number absolutely POLEAXES me, and from what I can see in the source data, the number is completely and totally legitimate and based on a colossal datapool of almost 2.5 MILLION respondents. Let's dig in.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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Seven Seas Entertainment @sevenseasentertainment.com · 21/08/2026
Brand-new license announcement! FARAWAY WANDERERS (DELUXE HARDCOVER NOVEL) by priest. The highly anticipated, highly requested wuxia #danmei adventure by bestselling author priest—finally in English print as deluxe hardcover editions! #SevenSeasDanmei sevenseasentertainment.com/2026/08/21/s...
New License: Faraway Wanderers (Deluxe Hardcover Novel). Novel Series by priest. The highly anticipated, highly requested wuxia danmei adventure by bestselling author priest—finally in English print as deluxe hardcover editions! Pre-orders Open Soon! Volume 1 Available 2027. ISBN: 979-8-90568-147-9. Print & Digital Editions. © Priest / © 2026 SEVEN SEAS ENTERTAINMENT, LLC. SevenSeasDanmei.com.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 19/08/2026
Finally! You have no idea how long I’ve had to pretend I didn’t know all this! #murderbot #murderbotseason2 #booksky
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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Head in my hands if a website is having a security incident don't try to blow up my subreddit telling everyone to go look at the security incident
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 17/08/2026
My novelette "Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy" (which is a Hugo finalist this year, yay!) is coming out in audio on Sept 1. It's a Murderbot Diaries story about ART: libro.fm/audiobooks/9... the text version is here: reactormag.com/rapport-mart...
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Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy Audiobook on Libro.fm
A 2026 Hugo Award Finalist for Best Novelette!Perihelion and its crew embark on a dangerous new mission at a corporate-controlled station in the throes of a hostile takeover...
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Sei 🪓🐻 @seiryuuden.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
✈️💫 #art #Pokemon
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
School of Athens dot jpg but it's me making a compelling argument to my friends about which characters were fuckboi lacrosse players in a NoVa high school in 2008
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i always love when a character’s attraction is indicated by them just describing someone in slightly too much detail. they’ve noticed them just a little too much, even if they don’t describe them as especially beautiful. we the reader can feel them looking too closely
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Zes @zesparia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I swear I think the rise of ai bullshit has been leading to nonsense in the communities I run, from user behaviors
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 30/07/2026
Reader, I snorted.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if americans couldn't eat a burger under a democratic president, you would not hear the end of of it for prob 100 years
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/07/2026
what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners
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Rick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 25/07/2026
I dont know if this is brazen or it has just become so normalized that people who use the stuff don't see it anymore but the text that opens the final paragraph on the right on the big slides for your sdcc presentation is WILD
According to chatgpt written in the Avatar movie presentation.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Interesting: There’s now an anonymous, moderated list of companies that stop responding after you interviewed with them
didtheyghostyou.com
Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company
Ghosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews.
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