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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃

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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 4h
Trying to confuse racists into supporting climate change prevention efforts by saying "If we don't do something about climate change, the sea levels will rise and eventually the boats will be unstoppable!!"
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 6h
Marky Sparks Beef Wellington for Christmas, £195Posh guy off The Simpsons drinking tea, he does not spit take because he's fine with the price, naturally.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 10h
Got some jazz on, got some booze on ice, all that's missing is a Montecristo No.2. I shoulda treated myself to a 3 pack for my birthday.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 13h
Well there's your problem, mate. You've got a ghost in the shell!
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 13h
The only solution to all these leaks is to hand over even more personal data! www.pcgamer.com/software/sec...
pcgamer.com
The Pentagon has suffered a major data breach affecting 3 million people, including US troops
Not wanting to be outdone by the FBI, presumably.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 18h
"In arrears? Well, I can try, but it's your wife!"
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Digger (2026)
Tom Cruise, in the mall, has way too much shit on, holding a shovel so you know we photoshopped really really hard.

"Tom Cruise is Digger"

The real poster is gonna get vandalized a lot in certain neighborhoods.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's the genre of music that sounds like an old timey band, but it has like a modern beat to it? I don't think 'lo-fi' is exactly right, even though some of that music is classed as such.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not in the mood for stressful entertainment, give me a game that's easy to learn AND easy to master.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol, lmao
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The first caller to ring in and say to me "Jarse! You're a
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck, I forgot to wish my birthday twin a happy birthday! BUT! If they are where I hope they are, it's still Sunday! Happy birthday, Avril Lavigne!
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're finally doing something about yer auld da's farting
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very happy for Florence, getting to eat a large roll in the film, whatever the filling.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was probably an old woman in a wheelchair holding a free Palestine sign at Fairford
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burst water pipe near our stadium has caused bad flooding and no water to a third of the town. Even the shopping centre has closed. The shareholders will not lose their bonuses though, phew! Might cause a problem for the family lunch in a few hours, if places are closed coz of this. #AnnualCurse
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The display on my TV was showing the temperature as 66° which made me say out loud "HOW AM I ALIVE?". I'm still waking up and don't know why my TV is set to American.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love it when the skip ad button skips the current ad and starts up another ad, an unskippable 30 second long one.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026
picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Howlin at the bone baws in that last repost. They do be lookin like that in your later years.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Over done it the last few days and my knees are punishing me for it. 😭
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just had an ad for coconut hair stuff on behalf of Boots, where the woman narrating said she couldn't stop smelling herself and describing it as orgasmic. Are you allowed to say that in adverts??
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's gone hot again. Furious.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neighbours back gate. That's quite a ratio!
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's the matter, babe? You've barely stirred your cocktail with your Vice City swizzler made from poisonous materials!
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After discovering Split Chain and Bleed, I've now got a third band to add, Untitled With Drums. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f6...
youtube.com
Untitled With Drums - Matter (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Season of Mist
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like how laboured my Halloween handle is, which I've done a week early because fucken... Look they were selling mince pies and Cadbury snowballs before the Halloween stuff got put out, OK?
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuckin clown shoes
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't know where I live" and this guy gets paid how much??
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
£350 for a load of shit looking tat and no game is quite fitting for a game heavy on spoofing real life nonsense.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good news! Now make it stick, extradite him to France so they can lock him up.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At that age now where if your legs feel warm, you have to check to make sure it's not because you've pissed yourself.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Privacy-preserving? I'm giving it a week before the system is hacked and it's proven not. www.eurogamer.net/discord-cont...
eurogamer.net
Discord launches age-verification system "using the most privacy-preserving approach we could build," but co-founder says it's "rightfully" controversial
Months after pushing plans to implement age verification, Discord is introducing a new system to check how old you are, this time with non-biometric options.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been laughing at this short clip for far too long.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So if you wanna be rich, become a right wing crusader and tap all your followers for cash, which they will happily fling at you despite them being unable to afford a pack of wafer thin ham.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A group claiming that they hacked the FBI? I hope Piss Artist Patel didn't have any bestiality shite on his work accounts!
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bless Spargo for making a load of videos that appear in the 'recommended for you' section, where I read the title and go "Oh yeah, I had wondered about that" but it was so minor I probably couldn't be fucked to look it up or even remember to. #NotForEU
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been laughing at this short clip for far too long.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntastic!
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From @vizcomic.bsky.social
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We live in a world where, this Christmas, Mariah fans are gonna try and get her back on top with at least 24 weeks at number 1.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think the first domino to fall was when Sonic appeared on Nintendo for the first time.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible. Don't bother with next gen, lads, there won't be any games any more.
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well well well, if it isn't...
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You never know, they might get Grant Kirkhope on the soundtrack for Black Ops 8. Cutting about the middle east wielding an M16, with a jaunty xylophone backing track.
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🎃(s)Adam BOO(in)sane🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Big Rosti was good. END OF REPORT
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